America's favorite dystopian pastime - 'out of the darkness' NFL 2023-24

Who will make it to Vegas to face the Detroit Lions in Superbowl LVIII? The Jacksonville Jaguars? The Cleveland Browns? The NY Jets? Place your bets.

Aaron Rodgers running out the American flag.

Vomit.

no way

RIP Aaron Rodgers era, lasted three minutes

lmaooo

He got hit on all three dropbacks

lol even for the jets this is pretty tough

WFAN is going to be fucking WILD to listen to tomorrow

Another brutal Sept 11 for New York

lol

i barely pay attention to the NFL anymore but i'm here for this

Lmao frogbs

News probably slow to come out because Rodgers is insisting vaccines be listed as the cause of injury

so predictable

Officially ruled out

Who wants to post Bosko Balaban stats

truly a darkness retreat

That the NYJ brought in Rodgers and then didn't bother to secure the OL is just incredible.

That looked like high ankle sprain all over it.

perfect cut to a NYJ fan after that interception

I felt a great disturbance in the concourse, as if thousands of firemen suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

high ankle sprain is honestly on the better end of options, torn achilles could be career ending

Maybe investing your entire future in a 39 year old whose health regimen is having lots of diarrhea wasn't such a good idea

Wonder how many Rodgers jerseys being returned to the store tomorrow

Let’s not overreact to what the Jets doctors tell us about Aaron Rodgers’ injury

Better to let Rodgers do his own research

— Justin Herzig (@JustinHerzig) September 12, 2023

Hard to think of a more convincing rebuttal to the power of manifestation than Aaron Rodgers getting his ankle mangled on his first series

— Samer (@Samer) September 12, 2023

Aaron Rodgers
Position: Quarterback
Born: December 2, 1983 (age 39) Chico, California, U.S
Teams:
Green Bay Packers (2005-2022)
New York Jets (7:21 PM-7:26 PM)

seriously though hope he manages to come back and play at least 60% of the snaps this season

Troy with a good observation they probably relied on Aaron to read the defense at the line and now Nathaniel Hackett has to call plays which is something he's very much not good at

feeling like i could also post a 39.6 RTG in the NFL

https://i.imgur.com/zc91YEg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/eoSTaOe.png

HAHAHAHAHA

Josh Allen has been awful

Like how the fuck does he keep failing to make these coverage reads

of the 3 QBs in this game he's completed the most passes to the Jets

jets defense is so good, imagine they drafted literally anyone else with that #2 pick

Jets are totally gonna win this aren't they

Holy shit that catch

Jets winning this anyway would be so hilarious

Not least because I think both teams are the Antichrist, I want a tie

g. wilson was playing db on that fade route…and got the pick…but on offense

It's impressive how badly Zach got that pass wrong

Wow Josh Allen is having a mare

lmao this game is wild

does Allen have a concussion? he just seems completely out of it.

is breece hall the best running back in the league?

I think the Jets D is just better than he is at their respective job

Lol did he call bank

early contender for funniest game of the year

I might get my tie

This is like Shaolin Soccer

If they're new

espn dot com's draft tracker has informed me that EDGE is a position

The Slap sequel a PG letdown

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jeff-ross-tom-brady-netflix-roast-robert-kraft-joke-1235992609

It is still hilarious that a billionaire getting caught at a rub and tug. Not surprising that he could buy his way out of trouble and get not only thrown out of court but the evidence destroyed.

Greasy business…

Allegedly…

Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker rails against Pride month, working women in commencement speech

Butker later addressed the women in the audience, arguing that their “most important title” should be that of “homemaker.”

“I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you,” Butker said. “Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife Isabelle would be the first to say her life truly started when she started living her vocation as a wife and as a mother.”

hateful swill and twice is bad coming from a kicker, they shouldn't be allowed to speak

jesus fuck it was a COMMENCEMENT SPEECH?

said it was for a small private Catholic college, probably some Opus Dei freaks

ahhhhhhhh then it makes more sense

Ted Nugent is somewhere cheering that his gospel has caught back on

“Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that you should set up a tee and a net, get kicking, and a have a pretend pro athletic career that pays real real good and gives you an entirely undeserved platform.”

what a fucking shitcaked asshole

rule proposal: “The player kicking a field goal or extra point must be a player who played in the offensive team line-up in one of the preceding plays in the current set of offensive downs.”

seems like you'd just get a lot of kickers handing off on 3rd down then

I always liked the idea of making whoever scored the touchdown kick the extra point though. probably a bad idea but it seems like fun. I think that's how rugby does it ??

speaking of kickers Mason Crosby happens to have a house in this lake town my Dad lives in, apparently he stops into the local meat market a bunch, the owners got a photo with him which they then hung on the wall. apparently he wasn't happy about that and demanded some stupid amount of money to leave it up. maybe NFL kickers are just weird dudes in general. I mean you gotta admit it's one of the strangest jobs this country ever produced. you only do one thing and it amounts to like 4 minutes of actual "work" in a given year but sometimes an entire playoff run is on your back and your entire legacy hinges on what direction the wind blows.

rule change proposal - kickers should not be allowed to speak in public, until after they have played 5 seasons, when they are allowed to say a sentence a week. the sentence can be chosen from a pre-determined list of innocuous sayings. after 10 seasons, the right to independent speech is granted by a panel of 3, after examination of kicker social media first.

I like frogbs’s solution for PAT, for FG I’d keep mine i’d just add non-qb role in those offensive plays (lol to protect qbs). I mean i spose you’d get these weird TE’s who could kick, what to do…

maybe make the FG kicker play all preceding plays in the current set of downs. then you’d get kicking OLs.

Forget it let’s just cancel football.

rule proposal: “The player kicking a field goal or extra point must be a player who played in the offensive team line-up in one of the preceding plays in the current set of offensive downs.”

Good lord this would absolutely spice the game up real quick. Sign me up!

Also, perhaps the Urban Meyer coaching technique of physically kicking his kicker should be considered by Reid this summer during training camp

The Chargers always do the best ones:

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in the sims?

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— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) May 16, 2024

hfs that’s a lot

a recipe for disaster, i hope

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40158448/nfl-executive-explains-jets-heavy-early-prime-schedule

The New York Jets landed a record number of prime-time games over the first three months of the 2024 season because the appeal of four-time MVP Aaron Rodgers was too great to ignore, the NFL acknowledged Thursday.

"Yes, it's an awful lot of prime-time games early in the season, but, obviously, I feel like Jets kind of owe us one," Mike North, the NFL's vice president of broadcast planning, said on a video conference with reporters.

The Jets have six night games in the first 11 weeks, the most for any team since the 1970 merger, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. The NFL and its TV networks went big on the Jets last season -- five games in prime time -- but it backfired when Rodgers suffered a season-ending Achilles tear in Week 1.

"When we had this conversation a year ago, we were -- all of us -- all-in on the Jets, and for that guy to last four plays was disheartening for many of us," North said. "I feel like we could run it back, and certainly our broadcast partners, when they came to us early in the process talking about what storylines they want to focus on early in the season, obviously Aaron Rodgers' return was a key one for everybody."

'all-in' on a 7-10 team with a 40yo QB coming off an achilles rupture

much respect to the (patrik) elias sports bureau for knowing that The Jets have six night games in the first 11 weeks, the most for any team since the 1970 merger tho

Bengals (& Harvard)’s Pat McInally who was a WR/P and Danny White Qb//p for the Cowboys were really the last kickers that played on the field much.

Tom Tupa was also a backup Qb but primarily was a punter.

McInally did not play WR much later in his career but did play some early on. White was of course Roger Staubachs backup before replacing him.

Hatcat great Qb Joe Theismsnn returned punts early in his career, which I always thought was kind of novel.

Turn on ESPN radio and they are talking about Aaron Rodgers and the Jets Super Bowl chances. Ha.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/14/bill-belichick-dating-24-year-old-ex-cheerleader-jordon-hudson/

According to one of Hudson's former cheerleading teammates, Hudson first met the 72-year-old on a flight from the Boston area bound for Florida way back in 2021 ... and bonded over a philosophy project the student-athlete had been working on.

We're told they swapped contact information after landing, and stayed friendly through the ensuing months ... discussing her school work and the X's and O's of her cheerleading routines.

bill!!

David Tepper has had as many coaches in his six years as owner [of the Panthers] as the Steelers have had since 1957

Lol at Jets

https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-jets-and-haason-reddick-dug-into-contract-standoff-that-could-reach-regular-season-001609075.html

Thread for this season:
Time to Dynamically Kickoff the Season - NFL 2024/25