America's favorite dystopian pastime - 'out of the darkness' NFL 2023-24

Lol did he call bank

early contender for funniest game of the year

I might get my tie

This is like Shaolin Soccer

lmao what an ending

Holy fuck

Wild night o football there

ooof

Breaking: Robert Saleh says they fear a torn Achilles for Rodgers. “It’s not good.” MRI tomorrow. They expect it to confirm the tear. #Jets

— Rich Cimini (@RichCimini) September 12, 2023

really cruel outcome since this team really did look good. who knows maybe they'll coax Brady out of retirement

surely he can fix it after doing his own research

75 million fully guaranteed

oh my god unbelievable

Zach Wilson will be the #Jets starter the rest of the season, Robert Saleh said.

— Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes) September 12, 2023

after all those moves (including getting a bunch of Packers), doing Hard Knocks and everything else, the dude might not even complete a single pass for them this year, idk if I've ever seen anything like this in sports

Shouldn't have expected another ARod to succeed in NY

Time for Zach to become the next Kurt Warner

Sadly he looks more like a Cleo Lemon

they have to bring in someone else for foster reasons and if wilson plays like he did last year, he’s getting benched.

so saleh is blowing smoke

*roster reasons

Surely Brady’s got to be at least thinking about it

mike white.... oh

I mean what's he supposed to say, this is your backup QB and the guy who's at least gonna start a couple games, gotta show a little confidence

but yea this team is too good for Wilson, who I'm reasonably certain is just an awful quarterback. wonder who the options even are, maybe Jameis? I know it won't happen but if Brady came out of retirement it would be the funniest thing ever and I'd be rooting hard for them to win the Super Bowl

jets are on primetime like every week too. enjoy

is there a more idiotic rule in pro sports than the touchback

I thought you couldn't fumble forward and play is dead at spot of fumble? Ooops

all I know is if a touchback is possible they will always rule it a touchback because they just love that rule

can't think of another rule in any sport that makes so many people go "what? that's so fucking stupid" at once

Eh, I think it just should emphasize that protecting the ball is important and on the 1 yard line, even more so. The offense has so many gimme rules that makes it easy, this is one that it don't.

Pretty much you fumble it into the end zone, yer fucted. At least the way the rule is written, if you recover the fumble, it goes back to where it happened. That was changed by the old famous Stabler/Caspar "holy roller" play.

sure but square that with the fact that the ball only needs to slightly cross the plane for a TD which is why so many players dive for it like that when they get close. having such a thin line between touchdown and turnover feels weird to me, I don't really like the idea of turnovers where the other team doesn't even have to touch the ball. it should be like a 15 yard penalty or something similar to what happens when the kickoff is out of bounds

Vikings got a fun of favorable calls (and non-calls) to keep them in it, kinda hard to overcome 4 fumbles though

I don't feel too bad for the Vikes on that because Jefferson didn't need to make that risky extension, they could have had an easy goal line play next down.

I understand the argument against making it a touchback, otoh it happens pretty infrequently and fuck fumblers

i guess joe burrow sucks now

Burrow did not play great, but they also had 2-3 penalties on big plays that kinda broke them today as much as the one bad interception when they were closing to score. I thought they need to run the ball more today. They could not do bupkis last week against Cleveland.

Watching Daniel Jones attempt to show he is a $40M/year quarterback is extremely satisfying.

(tbf, that steelers team not only made the playoffs, but won a game there)

the 2023 New York Football Giants are one of a kind. Historic team! pic.twitter.com/gqUkHGD4gi

— Liam (@Blutman27) September 17, 2023

today is the day daniel jones truly became president

truly dystopian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz3Stx1N14Y

Seems to fit today for Cards fans...

1989 Steelers reference made me think and it was the age of Bubby Brister as QB in Pittsburgh.

That was back in the era of Billy Joe Tolliver and Bobby Hebert (sounds cooler said than typed).

that team's quarterbacks, altogether (but largely bubby), had 10 touchdown passes vs 13 interceptions. in 16 games

an entirely different era

In those days you had to score touchdowns uphill, both ways, in the snow

that's why today's color guys are obsessed with 'running downhill'

fastest dude on the Dolphins might actually be their coach god damn he was truckin it into the tunnel at half

Reading more on those 89 Steelers, they lost their first two games by a combined score of 92-10 and then turned around and finished 9-7. Pretty good improvement, they beat the Browns in second game after getting beat week one 51-0.

That was Rod Woodson's rookie year. He was so good, probably the best football player from Indiana ever.

This is the most conservative play calling on either side of the ball I've ever seen from Belichick

haha when rodgers ruptured his achilles last week every single steelers guy on twitter was like THAT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHEN ROD WOODSON TORE HIS ACL IN 1995 WEEK ONE

This Patriots team is not very good. That's been true in recent years w Cam Newton but this is the first year I have thought that with Jones.

They're not BAD. But they're very vanilla, little swagger, and very conservative and close to the vest.

Belichick punting on 4th and 4 from the opposing 40 shocked me, like... that's usually "go for it" 9 times out of 10 with him

Cowboys' Jerry Jones: Working to increase minority ownership in NFL

no, actually he just said some random shit about a lawsuit. he's only 'working' to make people forget he was in the background of the most racist photo of the 20th century

let me know what he says when 'a minority' has $8 billion and wants to buy a team

well they did some pretty cool shit on that drive

Yeah they actually let Mac play QB on that drive

LMAO Patriots just did an emergency Billdozer

oh come on you gotta let that stand

Nah he was short and I thought so in real time. Was actually shocked at the original spot.

Credit to the Patriots, they were resilient and Mac played a pretty inspired second half

I wouldn't have been mad if they had let it stand, necessarily

fuck that

after the last two decades you need to shit on them whenever possible