America's favorite dystopian pastime - 'out of the darkness' NFL 2023-24

this Jets game is actually getting good

The Browns deserve karmic punishment

Is Bakhtiari just done period?

its been a brutal 3 years for him

you know what I get the whole Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce thing. hes pretty cute

aww

well there's the Zach Wilson you remember

good lord the Jets just got jobbed on a really bad defensive holding call. ref didn't even throw the flag until the dude picked it off

oh my god if anyone bet the moneyline lmao at that play

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38550291/vikings-hope-spoil-cool-travis-kelce-taylor-swift-saga

"Oh man, the social media is going crazy," Murphy said when asked about the league's embrace of the Swift-Kelce storyline. "And I'm not hating against it. That's the world we're living in. Is she going to come to this game? We're locked in, but that would be something. I've been watching her since I was a kid. That would be cool, for sure.

low key ice cold

why do people insist on putting the NYFG on national television

Daniel Jones might actually be worse than Zach Wilson

ahahahah

The 2023 Giants pic.twitter.com/bu0G0JF0zy

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) October 3, 2023

mathematically I think you go for it on that 4th and 31

ok I've never seen Witherspoon before I think that might be the fastest dude I've ever seen in the NFL

Watching Daniel Jones attempt to show he is a $40M/year quarterback is extremely satisfying.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, September 17, 2023 5:12 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Holy hell... pic.twitter.com/jEYgZxKOwz

— Alex Wilson (@AlexWilsonESM) October 3, 2023

BILLS imo

v sad for Tre'Davious White, though

https://www.vulture.com/article/taylor-swift-jets-game-private-jet.html

Okay, no one is saying Taylor Swift is maybe-dating football player Travis Kelce with the sole purpose of one day watching a New York Jets game from the comfort of a private suite in order to permanently bury the emissions data about her private-jet usage and catapult pictures of her and the Deadpool universe to the top of Google results instead. But she, like the shrewdest of celebs and most humble of bloggers alike, is almost certainly not ignorant of a too-good-to-be-true coincidence of search-engine optimization.

Personal behavioral discipline is not the answer to systemic, catastrophic pollution. Swift quitting that shit will not solve it. There is a way to start mitigation, but who has to do that shit? We have to take it away.

I know they were playing the Hatcats, but Justin Fields looked awesome in the first half last night. I fell asleep at half time, but the Bears were looking really good.

Go figure...

Very satisfying Jags win over the Bills.

My Fins are 4-1 for the first time since 2003.

Achane has 460 yards rushing on the year

On 38 carries

Tua def a bit off today

steelers are an awful team . . . and also in first place

What the hell happened to Mac Jones

was never good

I’d like to thank the Jets and @SeanFennessey for taking an offensive guard at no. 14 over trading down so someone else could take Mac Jones instead of the SIX TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) August 31, 2021

He's been roasted today because he posted some exasperated shit about Jones

Jags and Bills was a good game. Lawrence moves really well, he is much more agile than you would think.

Ravens won everything but the final score. They should not have lost that game.

Joe B. looked pretty good today and gave Jamarr Chase fantasy team holders a bit of a reprieve after a rough month.

Watched the Rams v Eagles and was a decent for about 3 quarters. Eagles are a really good team

49ers v Cowboys is going to be great

yes

brock 'pretty' purdy

This 49ers defense is impressive

still find the Purdy thing unbelievable I mean how do you find a franchise quarterback with literally the last pick. especially since like half the teams in the league don't really have one!

god I dunno maybe this offense is just that back to front good that anyone decent could succeed

Purdy's delivery is so weird too. he throws the football the way Mario shoots a fireball

their offense is so nice to watch, it just ticks along beautifully

i'm sure this performance by Dak will go unremarked upon by the Dallas sports media

that's fine as long as i am not bludgeoned with stephen a.'s take

Wasn't even a contest, was not expecting that

oooh one very funny storyline is Sean Payton unnecessarily shittalking Nathaniel Hackett in the preseason and then losing to his offense, an offense which famously was forced into starting Zach Wilson at quarterback

ok but it would be a lot more funny if nathaniel hackett weren't a singularly terrible head coach now grasping at straws

oh he was definitely right just fun to watch Payton eat shit

god I dunno maybe this offense is just that back to front good that anyone decent could succeed

Like Trey Lance and Jimmy G. did? My favorite thing about the Purdy saga is that the more evidence we get that he's a great QB; the more preposterous and unbelievable the whole thing is.

The only reference Collinsworth could think of was Cousins, but he never looked as good as Purdy has.

good point, I mean I thought Jimmy and Trey looked decent enough in that offense, but yeah with Purdy they clearly have kicked it into another gear. I mean the Dallas defense is tough and he just tore them apart. pardon me for saying so but the only comparison would be like Tom Brady right? how many QBs drafted past the 3rd round even get a chance to start?

trevor siemian was 7th rounder so it happens, but you expect on a team in collapse/disarray

yeah, it's usually a 'hey we're rebuilding and Joe Journeyman is not cutting it anymore, we're tanking anyway, let's put you in - oh hey, wait, you're good!'.

not "hey you're a contender and BOOM starter's leg is broken, hey here's the keys rook, try not to fuck us too much" and having him suddenly light the league up.