America's favorite dystopian pastime - 'out of the darkness' NFL 2023-24

Lotta bad football today

yeah 9ers loss was brutal, hope both Samuel and McCaffrey are ok

Nope

Talking about game

Giants

Bills were 15 point favorites and have scored 0 in the first 3 quarters

Too easy

What

MLB

Bills defense is paper thin

But then holds for three

Touchdown

Giants are going to win this aren't they?

not a chance

I guess not

my preseason prediction was that the Lions would look like the Giants do now and vice versa. I just feel like the Lions always fall apart the instant anyone expects anything out of them while the Giants did look pretty good last year. I mean Daniel Jones looked like he was on his way to becoming a menace and he's just really sucked this year.

Missed it

...

oh my god what is happening

One more play

Flag, really?

It was

Wow

genuinely crazy ending it feels like a college game

if you take out the Cardinals game the Giants offense has scored 1 touchdown this season

Giants fans and analysts got one mediocre season out of Joe Judge before declaring him the second coming of Lombardi then promptly realizing he wasn't. Now they are going to do the exact same thing with Daboll. Hilarious.

Got to say Zach Wilson did not play too bad yesterday, he also had 3-4 really bad drops where he hit the guy in the numbers and got bupkus.

I guess Mercury Morris probably popped some champagne yesterday. With the 17 game schedule, it's even a bit more unlikely that the undefeated season will ever happen again.

Oh fantasy football, you run so hot and cold it is cruel.

David Montgomery/Kittle/Samuel - week 5 = 60 pts

week 6 = 6.5 pts

I lost by 4 points.

didn't realize that was the first time the eagles had *ever* lost to the jets

they'd been 12-0 over 50 years

there will never be a good Thursday night game

Carr and his receivers just have zero chemistry

well now he does.

lol are the Jags gonna blow this?

lol. ok!

damn this one got good after all

dropping a perfect throw in the end zone on a busted coverage = total Saints

What the hell is going on with Detroit today

They got a 1 hour local sports talk show that is about gambling angle and the guy was talking on taking the Lions on the road - which if you know the Lions road record over the last 30 years (you know). I only have to chuckle that they are getting rolled in a way. Raven do seem to have the touch at times.

mac jones!

Lotta strange scores today. Also what’s going on with Deshaun Watson?

Got knocked out of the game with injury.

Myles Garrett got them like 14 points in a couple minutes by himself in that game.

This Browns/Colts game is pretty nuts. Minchew mania. I think this guy is the new Fitzmagic.

HTF can the Colts with Minchew get over 400+ yards after this Browns D kneecapped both the Niners and Bengals? Football is funny.

AJ brown is very good

another great uniform matchup

I think I jinxed the Lions by telling my friend from Detroit the other day that they were for real this year.

lord, the Browns got a bit lucky with those penalties at the end of game. What's funny is that on the winning touchdown run Hunt got obviously facemasked and it wasn't called. What's crazy is the Browns D had 4 turnovers and scored a touchdown but gave up 38 points!

Lions always seem to turn into a pumpkin the instant people expect anything out of them. maybe it was all that "are they the best in the NFC?" talk from last week. I'm sure next week they'll be back to whoopin' ass

TBF, the Good Lamar showed up yesterday.

PJ Walker, Browns third string QB, has engineered two game winning drives in the last two weeks. He's 3-13 on those drives :-0