It's a Manning, Manning, Manning, Manning World - NFL Week 8 Thread

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San Diego at Denver
Detroit at Atlanta (London)
St. Louis at Kansas City
Chicago at New England
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets
Miami at Jacksonville
Seattle at Carolina
Minnesota at Tampa Bay
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Houston at Tennessee
Philadelphia at Arizona
Indianapolis at Pittsburgh
Oakland at Cleveland
Green Bay at New Orleans
Washington at Dallas

Go Chargers!

I haven't been keeping track of my W-L record this season, but it's been pretty poor every week.

Denver
Detroit
Kansas City
New England
Buffalo
Miami
Seattle
Minnesota
Baltimore
Houston
Philadelphia
Indianapolis
Cleveland
Green Bay
Dallas

watch out peyton http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/10/B0qJCdfIYAAKA4F.jpg

figured this game for scoreless after the first quarter

go super chargers!

god save the queen right before kick off when the sun has barely risen over most of the us - this is football ppl! i feel so legitimated

is this talk of a london franchise for real? seems like a terrible idea to me.

Lions down 21-3 in the 3rd but somehow I feel they are winning this anyway

wow touchdown on 3rd and 25, gogo Falcos

lolllll Matt Ryan

obv gonna come down 2 lions terrible kicking game

Don't wanna self quote here but I was 99%sure this was how this game would end. Just kneel it next time Atlanta

lions running the ball here is not smart

treating this as a gimme ok lions

here goes nothing!

lol you are shitting me

shitshow

make a kick you piece of shit

hahh thank u!!!

that's a helluva comeback. atl just can't win.

lol jets/geno smith

(8:47) (Shotgun) G.Smith pass deep left intended for P.Harvin INTERCEPTED by S.Gilmore at NYJ 46.
(6:19) (Shotgun) G.Smith pass deep left intended for J.Cumberland INTERCEPTED by P.Brown at 50.
(4:49) (Shotgun) G.Smith pass deep left intended for E.Decker INTERCEPTED by A.Williams at NYJ 27.

vick is in

and almost another turnover

btw seattle looks really really bad

i still get excited for vick qb play

seattle is stunningly weak this year. and now they're talking about cutting beast mode loose too?

lol @ foxboro stadium playing daft punk "one more time" during replays

only things i ever want to see in a stadium are NFL football and french house music, pretty much

chicago bears

lmfao cutler

wow
if it stands, did that just beat the buttfumble game record for shortest time to put up three TDs?

yeesh, bortles

GRONK

The Foxoboro DJ is a high school friend of Fluffy Bear/Austerity\ Ponies' wife; his snark game is tight.

watching seattle implode has been a treat

That falcons game was incomprehensible. You can't make that up. I've played/watched football my entire life. A holding call on a DL on a running play is one of the rarest calls in sports. And don't even get me started on the late 4th q play calling and the goddamn field goal.

six j-e-t-s turnovers

Cardinal fans are anemic

amazing gronk performance today. also brady was 30-35 and i counted four drops of very catchable balls.

vintage brady this season

laser show at heinz field

Holy shit that actually worked for once

>_<

am watching this, somehow

it's quite exciting

roffles 40/49, 522 yds, 6 tds

oof, so close

i am pleased the team named after the passerine species defeated the team named after the non-passerine species

ditto

My friend from work just texted me to say the he has Roffles in one of his points-per-completion leagues and got 100 points off of just him today.

very interested in the Raiders GM job, willing to work for 15/hr

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv-media/videos/JJ-Watt-explains-sack-celebrations/604d3bd2-959c-4833-a54d-29b06a768f49

what a dick

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2010/05/former-georgia-quarterback-zach-mettenberger-pleads-guilty-to-sexual-battery/1#.VE2s_xZuCqs

As far as I'm concerned, everybody who sacks Mettenberger from here to eternity is entitled to clown on his dumb ass.

jets gm is holding his midseason press conference and it is so painful and embarrassing

Does Rex still have a job?

yes, although the jets would not confirm that he will be their coach through the end of the season. because right now they're concentrating on playing kansas city on sunday, and their minds can only hold so many thoughts

Rex Ryan gets fired I could see the Bears wanting him as the defensive coordinator/coach in waiting.

oh god

I still think Rex is a good coach for some reason, but really nobody's making it happen with this roster

if he can survive the complete deconstruction of his ego rex will be a sick DC somewhere

this should go without saying but colt mccoy is terrible

why are they sitting cousins for this guy again?

guys his name is colt

well, his first name is Daniel.

wow that was incredible

that he pulled that off after catching the ball at his shoelaces, wow

his arm looks live but he def appears to stare down reads, etc and its hard to imagine hes not gonna make some v crucial mistake(s)

so, it's Brandon Weeden vs. Colt McCoy right now

GO HATCATS BEAT DALLAS

i think it's a measure of my magnanimity toward all god's creatures that i acutally cringed and felt sad at the romo sack gif

i didn't see it live but ouch, yeah
back problems are the worst

true hatcats style to knock themselves out of FG range after all that with a stupid delay of game

why do i even bother to watch

i'm still rooting for your hatcats!

i wonder if someday some nfl team is going to be inept enough to punt it on fourth down in an overtime situation like this

marty mornihinweg deferred after winning the toss under the old overtime rules right? anything is possible.

WOOOOO HATCATS

YEAHHHHH

ok i heard people already yelling out the windows and laying on their car horns in the neighborhood before i saw the fourth down play

awesome

The future of the NFL is clearly Colt McCoy, ladies and gentlemen.

(I did not watch tonight's game. Did they win because Romo went out or did they semi-legitimately beat Dallas?)

romo went out, backup looked good (scored 10 points to keep pace w/ hatcat offensive), and then romo came back in and looked pretty sloppy. but hatcats really played gritty + hard all game and i would definitely say it was semi-legit if not entirely legit.

mccoy made some really flashy plays i thought - had a rush TD too that totally fooled the cowboys defense

“I’ll tell you what, when we were kids I hid in Jay’s closet for what must have been an hour, just waiting for him to come back to his room from the shower so I could see him without any clothes on,” Gruden said to a seemingly stunned and utterly silent Mike Tirico as the game continued on screen. “He was looking great even as a 10-year-old, and I just sat there—dead quiet and not moving a muscle—staring at him through the little slits in the closet door. What can I say, it was just exhilarating, watching your little brother totally naked without him knowing. It’s still so vivid in my mind— the sight of his small, supple body as he toweled off, put on clothes, and then played with his action figures. To this day, I don’t think he knows about it, and my parents certainly never found out. I don’t know, maybe part of me wanted to get caught. Maybe part of me wanted him to open that closet door and find me crouched there in the dark. But look, I have no doubt Jay will get it right for the http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG this season. He’s one heck of a football coach.”

tampa trade out a couple good players on D, jonathan casillas to NE and mark barron to STL. big pick up for the rams there. supposedly desperately trying to get rid of doug martin a rb who had a big game that one time 2 years ago

bah! i was hoping the iggs were gonna get barron.

anything re v.jack?

doug martin a rb who had a big game that one time 2 years ago

For real. Even when this dude is healthy (which is rare), he's a fantasy waste except for a little bit of good yield in his rookie season.

Albert Breer @AlbertBreer · 30m 30 minutes ago
Per source, the Bucs are keeping RB Doug Martin and WR Vincent Jackson.

bummer

It would surely be a sign of the apocalypse if Tim Tebow were to some how end up in Dallas.

It would, because that guy's never going to put on pads again under any other circumstances.