NFL 2015 / WEEK 3: Just about as low as a crippled cricket's ass.

Washington at N.Y. Giants

San Diego at Minnesota
Oakland at Cleveland
Cincinnati at Baltimore
New Orleans at Carolina
Atlanta at Dallas
Tampa Bay at Houston
Indianapolis at Tennessee
Pittsburgh at St. Louis
Jacksonville at New England
Philadelphia at N.Y. Jets
San Francisco at Arizona
Chicago at Seattle
Buffalo at Miami
Denver at Detroit

Kansas City at Green Bay

lol @ the colts wasting the best young qb in football behind that reprehensible offensive line and then pagano going jim mora on him. the rare combo of throwing your generational talent both in front of and under the bus.

what a terrible fucking team and franchise

not relevant to anything, but I only just noticed they signed yalie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Varga, which is as colts a move as is possible

can't wait for grigson to crash and burn, what a fucking clown that guy is

re dallas trading for cassel as back up for weeden:

Bill Barnwell ‏@billbarnwell 37m37 minutes ago
That’s like if your car gets totaled and the insurance company gives you another totaled car

More Pagano on Luck: He's got to take care of the football. Make great decisions. It’s not that hard. It’s not trigonometry.

Rodgers 43 tds 0 ints in last 18 home games

speaking of.. this happened last week on the cover of the wash post express

the illustration assignment of a lifetime

Gronk and Rodgers and that pegasus need to make a movie.

why do i have this feeling that somehow the washington football team will be starting jay cutler at QB in a year or two

Poor old J.Gru. the look on his face

odell beckham TD dance definitely the only highlight here

xp i honestly wasn't POSITIVE they weren't starting cutler now

cousins is prob as close to a cutler heir as we have rn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Kmh5caVdtRU

Steelers Rams delayed Due To fireworks setting the Turf ON fire.

I can't even.

patriots offense is... good...

JETS LMAO

hahah @ e.u. playing in the stadium during time out in foxboro
didn't think you'd hear late 80s gogo anyplace but dc

what's up with the loljets??

wonder if amendola accidentally gave the football from brady's TD throw #400 to some guy in the stands

Ravens playing some toilet grade ball

yeah this is just special

https://vine.co/v/exUtnY5UDE6

brandon marshall playing like he has always been a jet

hahah @ e.u. playing in the stadium during time out in foxboro
didn't think you'd hear late 80s gogo anyplace but dc

what's up with the loljets??
--seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g)

a fairly embarrassing fumble that seems more in tune with the memefied version of the jets rather than the decent-to-good version on display in weeks 1 and 2

so, who is actually good at football anymore? pats and dallas, is that it? oakland???

of the 1pm ET teams i mean

by score alone I suppose you'd have to say the iggles

the pats were good the last two weeks obviously, this week they...are playing a team with blake bortles at QB, I'm not really sure that's objectively good

pats have scored on every drive

7 drives in a row

packers are good at football

super cardinals probably?

oh, teams playing right now.. uh.. would have said steelers but ben roffles just got hurt

<3 matthew slater

lag∞n
Posted: September 27, 2015 at 1:18:41 PM
7 drives in a row

8

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/648214224708218880

tv guy saying this game is a good measuring stick for jacksonville

just a lil short

according to this metric we suck extremely a lot

i am thinking this is a very accurate measuring stick

9

Any day the Jets lose I am happy

J E S T

otm

so preoccupied watching almost an entire half of garbage time pats football that i missed cowboys imploding :(

brady passed for approx a combined infinity yards the last two weeks

choosing the patritos as my "who will score the most points" pick 'em tiebreaker was wise, somewhat surprised that the jags aren't the lowest scoring team (though that could change if STL gets it together)

oh nvm chargers also scored barely anything, dang

AJ Green's td run after that reception was dope.

smh pats taking a knee cmon go for perfect 10

steve smith rules

^^^^^^

otm.

lol @ that tenn 2pt attempt

really wanted him to lateral that

put steve smith in there on defense or something ffs

lol balt D

crazy 4th q

daaamn woodson

m/l walk off ints by oak & caro p nice

charles clay out here w some dance moves

Wow the Niners are awful.

pick-six in MIA. beginning to feel cautiously optimistic about BUF's prospects in this one..,

Bears offense with Claussen is pretty much de-evolved to 1982. Run on first down, run on second down if less than 5 yards run on third down if more then pass.

Bears D is playing pretty decent though.

thrilling batch of late afternoon games

Kaep one of the worst quarterbacked games I've even seen.

have my doubts about this bears offense

every bears drive ended in a punt apparently. that can't happen too often.

so when does philbin get fired

Now. And Coyle. Furious.

i'm excited to nominate a new worst coach in the nfl

don't know why i picked the dolphins to make the playoffs, such an obv need of coaching change

Coyle shoulda been gone as DC in the off season. He must be blowing someone real special

Right now NE and GB seem to be a big step better than the rest of the league.

Cincy has looked really good, but a big thing is keeping Geno Atkins and the O-line healthy. One thing that has been not really played up in the Bengals playoff problems is that they have lost keystones on both their lines late in the year the past few seasons. When Atkins is healthy and playing well, the defense is just very different as clubs have to account for him and Peko both up front which frees up the linebackers and everyone else.

Looking at the schedule, I could see the AZ Cards being 8-0 going into the bye.

Sun 9/13 New Orleans W 31 - 19
Sun 9/20 @ Chicago W 48 - 23
Sun 9/27 San Francisco W 47 - 7
Sun 10/4 St. Louis 4:25 pm ET
Sun 10/11 @ Detroit 4:05 pm ET
Sun 10/18 @ Pittsburgh 1:00 pm ET
Mon 10/26 Baltimore 8:30 pm ET
Sun 11/1 @ Cleveland 1:00 pm ET
BYE

“Wrong time to gamble,” Marshall said, via the team. “I was pressing, trying to make a play. Probably the worst play in NFL history.”

i'm pretty sure this is the worst play in nfl history (and what they left out of this video is that attempt #1 of this ridiculous play got a penalty flag so.. they lined up and ran the exact same trick play again)

anyway, looking forward week 4: probably the worst play in nfl history

lol i knew where that link was headed

teased the Bears to +21.5 which felt like a good bet but yeah a quarter into that I was thinking, "soo..Seattle has to go 21 or under"

Heh, I didn't realize Gruden had been on MNF for as long as he has been.

was assuming that link was buttfumble but yeah, hatcats too.

broncos are going to be the worst 3-0 team

relegation needs to be instituted

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2015/0927/warrenbuffetsuhjersey.JPG

warren buffet everybody

weak shit again stafford smh

whatever you do don't throw it to megatron in the end zone why would you even try

pack gonna roll tonight, right?

I would say that's a safe bet yes

Kansas City playin like they're being controlled by a 5 year old playing Madden and not knowing what the buttons do

That might have explained this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKVNHzBiSs

in terms of teams that have mostly played meaningful competition thus far, GB looking like the best team in the NFC (AZ having only played utter trash makes me a bit skeptical for the moment)

http://www.gronkspartyship.com/

every detail perfect

pats/pack superbowl wld not be bad imo http://deadspin.com/aaron-rodgers-moving-around-is-its-own-kind-of-highligh-1733573909

we haven't had a superbowl with 2 m/l random teams in it since the bucs won, this would be a great year for arizona-cincy. think of the advertising dollars.

unacceptable