Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts at Atlanta FalconsOakland Raiders at Detroit LionsTampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia EaglesNew York Jets at Houston TexansDenver Broncos at Chicago BearsWashington Mirelurks at Carolina PanthersDallas Cowboys at Miami DolphinsSt. Louis Rams at Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego ChargersGreen Bay Packers at Minnesota VikingsSan Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks
Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals
Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
not that anyone would've cared particularly if this thread didn't start till tomorrow...
or until 4pm sunday maybe. 1pm games are p gross but pack/vikes and bengals/cards are worth waiting all day for sunday late afternoon/evening
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
They're doing the weird unis thing again this week, but I'm kind of into these alternate Jags jerseys. Not the whole same-color jerseys/pants combo, but the jerseys would look tight as hell with black or white pants. Plus, there'd be one less turquoise team in the league.
(No comment on the game. I only saw the last 2 minutes before halftime.)
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link
jax 1st and goal on the 5, runs middle 3 times like it's 1994.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
allen robinson is having a great game
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
1) - those unis looked bad enough for the jags but the titans looked like they were at a sleepover2) - the titans have a tight end named SUPERNAW3) - that two minute drill by tennessee at the end of the game was the least enthusiastic potential game winning drive ever; they had every chance to get back in the standings and they couldn't even line up reasonably quickly4) - neither of these teams deserve to be anywhere near the playoffs
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:22 (nine years ago) link
pack/vikes and bengals/cards kinda ARE the only shows this weekend huh
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:36 (nine years ago) link
I'd like to watch the Bears and Broncos game, but it's not on around here. Might have been different if it was Manning playing QB.
Got to think either way that Fox and Cutler both would like to win that game. I would not be surprised if Fox pulls out some crazy blitzes this week.
― earlnash, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link
um
Why do receivers instinctively pop up, gyrate and make the first down sign after taking a big (or little) hit? They’re communicating in the language of hunters, “I ain’t scared!” Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him. Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.
Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him.
Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
don't link to whitlock
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
yeah, my bad. sorry.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
Kaepernick - torn labrum, out for season. nice knowing you.
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 November 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
oh hey welcome back desean jackson
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link
kap gotta be done w the niners, seems like a good reclamation project for a more functional teamtho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link
the eagles are a very bad team
― Mordy, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
that is a weird game. car vs was also. both those games are defensive grinds on paper but combined 12 1st half tds.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link
LOLmo
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link
that was real dumb
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link
Two picks for Carrie Underwood's ex, both of them while under pressure and neither of which needed to be forced.
WELCOME BACK TONE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
the first one to Grimes wasn't as funny but it was typical Romo
yeah i know he's terrible right
― yes wave (rip van wanko), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
wtf is Landry doing on that kick return?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
now I've seen it all. our punter got whistled for a personal foul for unnecessary roughness.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link
Whoa, post-game announcement from the Ravens that Flacco tore his ACL and is done for the year.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 22 November 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link
rip joe flac
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
how long has it been since baltimore finished w/ a genuinely bad record? curious to see what newsome can do w/ good draft position
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link
07 was the last time they had a sub 500 record (5-11)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
ah right, billick's last season
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link
they've had three losing seasons this century, which is more than i thought but still not bad. steelers have only had one losing season this century, pats have only had one* (2000), broncos have only had one, packers have had two.
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
Lol I remember the Patriots' s one well cos Miami had to beat them in week 17 to win the AFC East.
Broncos I didn't realize.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
I kinda picture the Colts comeback against the Falcons in the second half being like the movie "Stripes" with Matt Hasselback as Sgt. Hulka.
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
Next week's Bucs and Colts matchup is actually a playoff tussle with the Bucs 5-5 and just outside the Wild Card in the NFC.
― earlnash, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link
P sure Carson forgot what year it was on that throw
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
i like how this season only a few teams are hoarding all the wins then there are million others playing .500 fighting for playoffs spots its good imo
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link
i agree, looking over the schedule there were a lot of unappealing looking games but many of them were teams in similar situations jockeying for the playoffs. it's interesting now but in the end there's going to be two or three pretty bad teams wildcard weekend.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
noticed i had some kind of rooting interest in nearly every game because of this, although the teams i was pulling for lost except for like 2 games so hoping cards press on here, and of course that by tomorrow that shit is behind me
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
cards seem better
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
intersting that the early line for carolina/dallas on thxgiving in EVEN
― johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
is not in
bookies loving romo i guess
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link
that does seem insane tho
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
there is still no respect for the panthers. they have been pretty good for a few years now but i guess it is weird to think of them as a really good team. their good players are not showy is probably another element, it is a pretty headline unfriendly team in that regard outside of cam. and then there is cam himself of course.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
teams that just grind get no love, panthers are maybe the best grinding team since like the mcnair titans
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
imo we dont really need to different between the shotgun and the pistol
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
I'm into this Panthers team. I'd love to see a Super Bowl 50 with a couple small market teams, though I'm still not convinced the Bengals can seal the deal.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
i'm gonna sic some running backs on you for saying that xp
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
i want the pats and panthers to go undefeated and meet in the sbowl and the 72 dolphins to suicide themselves at halftime during an aerosmith/bieber duet
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link
^ lol yes this!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
serve them poisoned champagne
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link
great clock management marv
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
why did the bengals run that play on 3rd and 2? you can't run and pick up 2 yds and another set of downs?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
yessss
― Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link
ok brady you have.. about a minute.. no receivers.. uh..
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link
what the heck happened to the clock there
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link
game truly being stolen from the pats this is objectively hilarious
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link
do not want any more of this game
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link
that's a good kick
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link
fuck it, i want collinsworth to have to call new england winning this game
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link
Gostkowski refuses to put us out of our mosery
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link
A rick moser pun
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link
ugh totally forgot hightower got hurt too. didn't seem too serious since i guess he's been siting around on the sideline but still
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link
about that tackling cj anderson thing
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
man the old-school kubiak stretch plays really killed them tonight
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
i guess without collins and high on the field that makes sense
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link
that was a running back performance for the ages
― Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link
am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link
peyton wouldn't have been able to throw the ball more than 6 yards past the line of scrimmage
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
xp it was.....narrowly on top for the best rb performance this week?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Monday, November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not wrong at all, osweiler is looking like a decent system guy
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ brock's "60 minute game" comment
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link
rumors in twitteronia so far that gronk's injury is not that bad
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link
he seemed okay and like he had panicked a bit even as he was getting onto the cart
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link
def possible it was just a nasty knee whack w/ no structural damage.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link
schefter tweeted that his source says doesn't seem to be serious
maybe he did panic b/c it was the same knee he tore the acl a couple years ago
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link
seemed confused that cart was not a party ship
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
congrats to the refs great win
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
yah good win...REFS!
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link
its gonna be fun to watch the Broncos get smoked in the 1st round cuz they stuck with Peyton
― frogbs, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVFzJQ3UAAAUkBA.jpg
sure, why not
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
hey another reason to watch football on tv which is a much better product anyway
― Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
thread idea: stupid, evil or both? could be a game show idea even.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
i've felt this season more than ever that it's inevitable that we will see someone die on the field from a catastrophic injury but this idea might hasten the process
― Mordy, Monday, 30 November 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
aw yes, when the inevitable suicide bomber attacks the stadium, a buncha cowboys with .45s are gonna make it stop with their slick shootin'
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link
(not really inevitable, meant to add air quotes)
Cleveland putting on a clinic in missing tackles
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link
whut
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/671523498691395584
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link
omg
that was amazing
you guys, the browns
that my friends is a Cleveland Browns ending for the ages
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link
I hate this team so much.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Sobe_homie/status/671550624069230592
― Spottie, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wsj.com/articles/meet-the-nfls-best-method-actor-1449002579
The rotating cast of characters Norman adopts each week also includes William Wallace from “Braveheart.” But none of those acts is more involved than his turn as Batman. He decided to embody the Dark Knight before a night game against the Indianapolis Colts after comparing a rainy Charlotte night to Gotham City. Norman said he had to “save a couple of people.” The Panthers won in overtime. “It was dark. It was rainy. It was misty. You had to come out of there and hit, fly around. You got a couple of bad guys out there you’re defending,” Norman told reporters.
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
lol whatever works
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link
what an awesome nerd
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link
pretty entertaining article on the Browns' latest loss
http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/cleveland-browns-lose-ravens-blocked-field-goal/
Actually, we want to start at 56 seconds; that’s when Baltimore’s Matt Schaub made the first colossal blunder. He’s so good at making colossal blunders that I’m mildly surprised he is not currently the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link
Colts coach Chuck Pagano admitted Monday that Frank Gore is "beat to crap."
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
GORE - Questionable (Beat to Crap)
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link
somebody start a week 13 thread ffs
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
could just go back to the week 8 thread for old time's sake
― Brad C., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
Your favorite team is 6 and 5 - Week 13 NFL 2015 / 2016
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
bump for thread title
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link
Its still a cruddy game in a down NFL season.
― earlnash, Thursday, 27 October 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link