week 1
― johnny crunch, Friday, 31 August 2018 23:18 (six years ago) link
week 1 is the loneliest week number.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 September 2018 02:33 (six years ago) link
fuck urban
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 September 2018 02:35 (six years ago) link
being an Oregonian from head to toe, I will be rooting for the beavers tomorrow. being a realist, I know this will be an exercise in futility. oh yeah, fuck urban meyer.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 September 2018 03:05 (six years ago) link
I feel bummed for Jalen Hurts as that guy was the best offensive player on the field in a few games I saw Bama play, but while that Tuo guy throwing motion looks like he is shot-putting the football he is f-in crazy accurate passer. Crazy Still think the situation is pretty cold blooded considering how well Hurts played for the Tide. Shit thing is that they will keep him from going anyplace where Hurts could come back to beat Alabama.
Watched a good part of the OSU game yesterday. They got a few guys that are total beasts on defense, but I still dont' think they looked as good as Alabama did demolishing Ole Miss today.
― earlnash, Sunday, 16 September 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link
This Alabama team is better than any team in the country. I'm not saying they would beat all teams 100% of the time, but top to bottom no one is better. It's also the best Saban-era Alabama team. Like, I can't believe my own eyes when they're on the field.
(now watch them lose to TAMU or some shit.)
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 September 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link
If Alabama gets to humiliate any SEC team by pummeling them for an easy win, I guess Ole Miss would be my top pick for the pummelee.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 16 September 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
Ole Miss hung with them for a while and then the Tide just dropped a bomb on them to pass for a TD, then a D-lineman intercepted a shovel pass for a TD and the score flipped from up 1 to down 13 in a few seconds.
Same thing happens with Indiana against the Big10 powers, they hang on for a bit but the top clubs like Penn State or Ohio State literally have backups that are probably better than your starters and they lose nothing going to the second string.
― earlnash, Monday, 17 September 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link
My animus toward Alabama is founded in my animus toward every football factory school, from Ohio State and Michigan to USC and Notre Dame. I hate the scramble for prestige and money that drives the top schools to corner the five-star recruits who are all looking for that sweet NFL money, or at least expecting a cushie job working for a rich alumnus, in case the NFL passes them by.
It's just that Ole Miss represents the worst, ugliest, most "Lost Cause"-loving, segregationist, fraternity-infected aspect of the SEC and if they never win another game I would be profoundly satisfied. It's OK with me if Alabama kicks them all over the field like a rag doll in the hands of a sadistic kid.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 September 2018 05:18 (six years ago) link
It's also the best Saban-era Alabama team
this seems to be undeniably true. crazy that a bama team hasn't finished a season undefeated since 2009 (and that was, remarkably, a lower-end team on the saban talent spectrum), but i think this one has got the goods.
― guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link
I got a big FU for whatever worthless nut Buckeye came up with the idea and printed "MEYER STRONG" t-shirts. OSU fans just suck.
Bennie Snell Jr. had a huge game tonight and UK's o-line pushed around this supposed 'best D-line in college football' from Mississippi State. I think Snell's speed and power will make him some money playing on Sunday.
― earlnash, Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:39 (six years ago) link
lmao gus "DICKER..., THE KICKER"
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link
how does gus survive the college football season
― brownie, Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link
simply fantastic
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 21 October 2018 03:48 (six years ago) link
There are a limited number of ways to enjoy this season, since 'Bama is going to win out in a walk, but seeing Ohio State and Urban Meyer ranked #2 and lose to Purdue by 4 touchdowns makes me very happy.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 21 October 2018 03:53 (six years ago) link
otm
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 21 October 2018 04:16 (six years ago) link
Old Dominion v Western Kentucky.
Last play of the game (game tied) - WKU incomplete pass but there's roughing the passer.
Last play of the game (game tied) - WKU trys long field goal but it's short. But Old Dominion has 12 men on the field.
Last play of the game (game tied) - WKU trys another long field goal but it's short. Old Dominion returns the field goal down the to 15 yard line. But WKU is called for facemasking on the return.
Last play of the game (game tied) Old Dominion wins on short field goal.
― brownie, Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
Buckeyes got owned by an engineering school that just added lights to their football stadium in 2017.
― earlnash, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link
That wku/od ending is pretty wacky.
Pass stats in college are often big numbers but Tua is 107-152 for 2066 yards, 27 Tds and Zero interceptions.QB rating is 238.8. Tecmo bowl!
― earlnash, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
Plus, he's barely played in the second half in most games this year.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link
It's interesting to me how bored everyone is with Alabama (except their loyal fans), at least until they play another top 3 team. Who but fans wants to watch one blowout after another against overmatched teams?
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link
Sally Jenkins: Maryland is “not a university, it’s a canker sore with a couple of dormitories strapped to its suppurating side.” https://t.co/pzETLjTOaM— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) October 31, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link
durkin out
still astonishingly half-assed, but the proper result at least, i guess
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 November 2018 01:06 (six years ago) link
de facto SEC semifinals this weekend: LSU/Bama, UGA/UK.
my predictions: UGA wins in a close call and Bama beats LSU by double digits, but Tua throws his first pick and takes his first 4Q snaps of the season
― fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 November 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
When Alabama solidly squashes LSU on Saturday the only interesting thing about it will be how the masterminds on the playoff-ranking committee rank LSU afterward.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 November 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
Got to say, watching UK and Georgia - the Bulldogs are a bigger and faster group of players. Kentucky gave up a couple of big plays that was their big downfall.
Flipping around, I happened to catch Air Force and Army was starting on the CBS sports channel. You want to go in a time machine and watch old style football, that is a came for you. Lots and lots of fullback dive plays being run. Army drove down and scored to start the game on a 12.55 drive!!! Very fun.
― earlnash, Sunday, 4 November 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
Tua throws his first pick and takes his first 4Q snaps of the season
TELL THE MAN WHAT HE'S WON
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 4 November 2018 05:20 (six years ago) link
I've seen parts of games on most of the Big10 and SEC clubs - none of them are going to be able to hang with Alabama unless they fumble the game away.
Michigan's defense is pretty good, but I think the results would be exactly like what happened to LSU. OSU losing Boza and getting a bit knicked up in other places knocks them down a notch. They might be able to cover a spread against Alabama, but they make too many mistakes to make it close.
Alabama has too much defense to allow a team to run the ball and control the clock and the clubs that might have enough flash on offense to hang with them on that side couldn't stop anything (Big12 or PAC10 best teams).
Georgia doesn't look as good as last year and the talking heads don't think Clemson are as good this year but they seem to be the only two clubs close to the Tide.
― earlnash, Sunday, 4 November 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link
clemson seems a lot better than last year, imo
― fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Monday, 5 November 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link
“How much was that buyout again? I brought my checkbook.” pic.twitter.com/jOTbHU5Ev0— Macy Finck (@macyfinck) November 11, 2018
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link
crazy game uva/va tech
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 November 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link
hail to the conquered heroes
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 November 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link
watchin iron bowl with bama friend. auburn made him bleed a little. a very little.
― Tom: I do all the bills. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link
Shit, I wish I'd watched the LSU/TAMU game after ND/USC ended.
7 overtimes! 74-72!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:18 (six years ago) link
insane!
― Tom: I do all the bills. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:52 (six years ago) link
Bye, Urban.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link
He has plenty of money and trophies. I hope he can enjoy a lengthy retirement this time.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link
I am going to the Cotton Bowl because I love pain and hate money.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link
godspeed
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
Excuse me, what? pic.twitter.com/pFB18IxK5b— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) December 10, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
Murray might join Charlie Ward in winning a Heisman then playing a different pro sport than football.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
iirc, Murray has already signed with the Oakland A's.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link
the cheez-it bowl is on fyi
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 December 2018 02:59 (six years ago) link
tcu's qb is named grayson muehlstein, he has 3 int's & is 4/11 for 10 yds presently
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 December 2018 03:00 (six years ago) link
rip first responders bowl
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 December 2018 12:19 (six years ago) link
397 yards, 56 points for auburn in the first half
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 December 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link
Auburn apparently has a player whose real name is Big Kat Bryant.
― brownie, Friday, 28 December 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link
Just saw a commercial for Discover Card with Let’s Go Crazy on it. Is this new for Prince’s estate?
― DJI, Saturday, 29 December 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
trevor lawrence can ball
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link
Notre Dame shouldn't be here.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link
Any Buckeye fans who think they should have had a shot need to be reminded how badly Auburn destroyed Purdue.
― earlnash, Sunday, 30 December 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link
Hmm, Richt just up and retired today. Canes are hunting for a coach again.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 30 December 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link
That didn't take long. Manny Diaz bailed on his brand new Temple job and went back to the U.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 December 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link
Notre Dame shouldn't be here.― Johnny Fever, Saturday, December 29, 2018 4:17 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, December 29, 2018 4:17 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Clemson didn't score very many points when Julian Love was on the field. It was probably the worst player for us to lose in that game. It is true that we didn't have the luxury to replace a draft pick suspended for doping with another, just later-projected, draft pick. Depth will always be a weakness for us, and the best teams have it.
We also had some pretty iffy calls go against us. The kickoff fumble recovery that was overturned for being out of bounds and the "incomplete" pass during our last gasp drive looked pretty bad on the jumbotron.
Chip Long had a terrible game, though. I don't know what to think of that guy anymore.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 31 December 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2813062-alabama-and-clemson-domination-creates-ugly-day-for-cfb-playoff-committee
following Florida's beatdown of Michigan, these match-ups made for a long day of boring foobaw
― Brad C., Monday, 31 December 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
Ohio State lost by more points to Purdue than ND did to Clemson. Georgia lost twice. The playoff committee's choices clearly give weight to the regular season games.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 31 December 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link
The kickoff fumble recovery that was overturned for being out of bounds
Yep, the nose of that football was over the white, so it was Clemson's ball. Sorry.
I didn't see the incomplete pass because I'd stopped watching closely by then.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 December 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link
Yeah, the high contrast sideline took that fumble away from ND, because about a half inch of the ball crossed the line and it stood out boldly against the white. As no one says, it's a game of half inches.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 31 December 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link
that oregon fake fg/fake punt/fake something was among the worst things i've ever seen
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 December 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
bowl games are for the players to have fun. winning is fun, but so are trick plays, if they work.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 31 December 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link
damn there was just a hit in the ok st/mizzou game that pained me thru my tv
― johnny crunch, Monday, 31 December 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link
#actually, bowl games are for alumni to go somewhere nice* and party, making money for people who don't deserve it
bad trick play and 7-6 score aside, the ducks did prevail and will be able to tell their grandchildren that on the final day of 2018 AD, they lifted the moribund reputation of the pac-12 and claimed the REDBOX BOWL title
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 01:20 (six years ago) link
The kickoff fumble recovery that was overturned for being out of boundsYep, the nose of that football was over the white, so it was Clemson's ball. Sorry.I didn't see the incomplete pass because I'd stopped watching closely by then.― Johnny Fever, Monday, December 31, 2018 1:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Johnny Fever, Monday, December 31, 2018 1:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the sideline and goal line are different. there is no infinite plane extending above the sideline. for example, you can hold the ball over the sideline while your feet are in bounds, and you won't be ruled out of bounds.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 16:05 (six years ago) link
it was super close.. i think an angle may have shown it graze the sideline
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 20:38 (six years ago) link
Alabama shouldn't be here.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:30 (six years ago) link
The Tide's highly vaunted defense has not been very effective, yet.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:32 (six years ago) link
ND defense was much more effective (when Julian Love was on the field)
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:35 (six years ago) link
Clemson's disguised coverages are top notch tonight.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:42 (six years ago) link
Burnt Lunchables seems to be good at defense
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:44 (six years ago) link
I think Oklahoma did Clemson a favor by scoring so often on Bama, so it got onto video they could study.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:50 (six years ago) link
Or their defense lulled bama's offense to sleep
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:52 (six years ago) link
Real question is should the losing team even be here?
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 02:56 (six years ago) link
Ain't nobody only scored 3 points but ND, buddy.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:16 (six years ago) link
Bama might wish they scored those 3 points
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:32 (six years ago) link
Chip Long esque call
That was dumbbbbbbb
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:34 (six years ago) link
My heart can't take the most talented Tide team of my lifetime going down like this.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:37 (six years ago) link
this is wild. what happened to the bama defense?!
― Дарья (daria-g), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:41 (six years ago) link
It can happen. The distribution of the score differential of any good game is wide, if nearly zero mean, for these young players, and we only get one sample.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:43 (six years ago) link
Also still feels like bama can win. Would be the only story better than the uga game.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:45 (six years ago) link
yeah, they've been moving the ball but nothing to show for it
― Дарья (daria-g), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:54 (six years ago) link
roll ti...gers
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:55 (six years ago) link
holy shit that catch
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:59 (six years ago) link
This isn't quite as bad as the moment I realized Hillary was going to lose, but it's right up there.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:01 (six years ago) link
4 scores ahead. This shit's done.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:06 (six years ago) link
On the whole, I think the Bama players are as talented. Much as the Tide fans may not want to think it, this was mostly about coaching and preparation, not ability.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:07 (six years ago) link
Yep.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:09 (six years ago) link
i remember the start of february 2008 i was like omfg we could have a woman president AND the pats go 19-0
― Дарья (daria-g), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:13 (six years ago) link
Time to bring in Jalen Hurts? What could it hurt, eh?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:18 (six years ago) link
The players can be talented and have a bad game. Tua had a bad game.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:21 (six years ago) link
idk bama might be cursed now
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:26 (six years ago) link
bama oline got destroyed
likely rightly so imo, how good bama was all season up til now will be forgotten
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:28 (six years ago) link
The team on the field tonight look like strangers to me vs the team I saw win 14 other games this year.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:33 (six years ago) link
they spent the second half imagining dragons
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:43 (six years ago) link
its like i always say keep your mind on the game not dragons
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:46 (six years ago) link
Never challenged all year. Repeatedly given wedgies in the National Championship Game. Congratulations, Clemson Tigers! You won out in grand style.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:47 (six years ago) link
xp no dragons and for gods sake don't lose by more than ND, a team we all agreed should not have been there
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:48 (six years ago) link
oh of course he's talking about the roy bus again XD
― Дарья (daria-g), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:49 (six years ago) link
dat boy swinney
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:54 (six years ago) link
I hope Saban takes a private jet back to Tuscaloosa, because there are players and coaches at risk of being thrown out of the team jet somewhere over Missouri.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 05:11 (six years ago) link