tom brady: one hates to say it, but yet again the gold standard. a(nother) title/super bowl mvp at age 43 → mvp runner-up at age 44 → and while his yards/attempt is way down this year, i don't think you can pin tampa's problems on him
peyton manning: mvp runner-up → mvp → extremely good year → utterly washed-up but won a super bowl
brett favre: not great with the jets at 39 → awesome in first year with vikes at 40 → dreadful in second year with vikes at 41
philip rivers: not terrible, at least made the playoffs, but merely average
matt ryan: lol no
matthew stafford: flags fly forever, so
warren moon: not great in his first year with the vikings at 38 → pretty damn good at 39 . . . led the league in yards/game with seattle at age 41. what a ballplayer
carson palmer: 'franchise qb' might be a stretch, but in his fifth season after leaving the bengals he was mvp runner-up for arizona at age 36 (and also finally won a playoff game lol)
joe montana: not a disaster, but a definite step down
johnny unitas: oh hell no
russell wilson: not looking great
boomer esiason: no, although he did somehow make a pro bowl in his first season with the jets
andy dalton: was andy dalton a franchise qb? no. i guess he's become a serviceable backup tho
donovan mcnabb: not at all
derek carr: i wouldn't bet on it
cam newton: yikes
kurt warner: what a bizarre career. great season with arizona at 37 (super bowl runner-up) → strong final season at 38
mark brunell: good season for the hatcats at age 35, but not really
steve mcnair: no (rip)
ken stabler: brutal
y.a. tittle: i don't really know enough about him to fully render judgment, but he had fantastic seasons for the giants age 36 and 37 then fell off a fucking cliff at 38
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link
I was gonna say Jim Plunkett, but I'm not sure he ever deserved the "franchise" tag.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 30 December 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
Warren Moon is the most underrated qb in history, if he had played his first 6 seasons in the NFL instead of the CFL he would be in a lot of conversations
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 December 2022 20:21 (two years ago) link
disturbing that there are three bengals on this list, even though they’re all marginal
xp agreed. and race has a lot to do with both those things
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
also randall cunningham belongs here — his 1998 season with minnesota was remarkable, even if the rest of his post-iggles career was not
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link
oh man, forgot about Carson Palmer and the Cardinals. that would've been so cool
still peeved that Kurt Warner didn't win the Springsteen Crotchbowl. that would've been such a unique achievement.
Peyton Manning probably the weirdest of these. it was such a success story coming off what looked like a significant, career-ending neck surgery. but their Super Bowl year he was legitimately bad, to the point where there was a whole genre of articles about whether or not it would be smart for Denver to start Brock Osweiler instead, even if nobody would seriously entertain the thought. and yet no one ever has a problem crediting Manning for it, because lets face it he was obviously an all-time great.
― frogbs, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
I really feel it'd get talked about more if they'd won the Super Bowl that year. really a shame they got bounced, as they woulda given the Broncos a big-time run for their money, and the Falcons were all very much "lol it's nice to be here, but the city of Atlanta doesn't win titles by nature"
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 20:40 (two years ago) link
i don't think anyone as ever thrown a football as smoothly and beautifully as Warren Moon
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, November 4, 2005 1:25 PM (seventeen years ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:40 (two years ago) link
the year Peyton should have won his second Super Bowl, he was playing at a very high level, but that Super Bowl started out with the snap over his head and never got any better.
probably one of the few times I felt like we coulda left the party we were at in the first quarter
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link
I want to thank Favre for making Jet fans waste a ton of money on Favre jerseys that they probably flushed down the toilet that offseason
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 20:42 (two years ago) link
yeah that Super Bowl was one of the most one-sided playoff ass kickings I've ever seen
― frogbs, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:45 (two years ago) link
drew bledsoe’s post-pats career was . . . serviceable? i would not have expected him to be 17th all-time in passing yards (ahead of fouts and montana). palmer is 15th!
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link
Bledsoe's post-Pats career was funny because it was very much informed by pre-conceived beliefs (myself included).
Like I remember how he came off of the bench during the AFC Championship when Brady got hurt, and the narrative was "shit, who does Belichick play in the Super Bowl? Brady's a game manager, and he's hurt, maybe he needs to ride the big arm for a potential shootout".
even after he wins, there's still a lot of haterade saying Brady's just a 'game manager', and Bledsoe gets HUGE money from the Bills, AND his team stomps the Patriots 31-0 in the opener, and people are talking like maybe the Patriots let wrong QB go, but Bledsoe's hot start cools off a bit, team doesn't make the playoffs, and he's fairly mediocre to bad for them after that. and Brady begins proving he's far from a 'game manager'.
granted, Patriots didn't make the playoffs that year either, but they'd win the next two Super Bowls after that
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link
the aughts were such a dire time for QBs, like who can believe people like Tommy Maddox and Chad Pennington were exciting the fans.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:01 (two years ago) link
tbh i want little more than to have my games managed
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link
Matt Ryan's legacy kind of a sad one, going from "28-3" to "33-0".
Bengals fans hated Dalton so much that many of them will turn on his games now just to laugh when he fucks up
Brunell was overpaid, dude was beat up from years of playing behind terrible o-lines, and going to Snyder-land rarely paid off for old veterans.
Rivers just hit a wall towards the end of his career where he just didn't have it anymore.
wouldn't be surprised at all if Russell Wilson rebounds a *bit* under a new coach, only in that it's hard to play worse than he did this year, and that under a better system, he might get back up to 'mediocre'.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link
I'd take a guy who managed me into six Super Bowl wins.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:07 (two years ago) link
I mean the "he's just a game manager in a good system" myth was obviously bullshit from probably his second season on, usually from hateful division rivals. there were years where he put up ridiculous numbers with absolute trash teammates on offense (2005 I think comes to mind). and moving to another team and winning a SB there in your 40s can pretty much put a cork in it, as painful as it was watching it happen.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:08 (two years ago) link
one of my fellow idiot Fin fans that used to be a columnist on a site I wrote for (and abandoned due to the idiocy) had the signature "Brady is a system quarterback, Marino was a SYSTEM" that he signed his posts with.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:09 (two years ago) link
I seem to remember Montana having a pretty great year for the 49ers but very different system over there
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link
xp I'm sure that made Tom Brady cry. It's hard to wipe your tears away with all those rings.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link
The year Peyton won the SB with Denver, I mean wow that was the sort of season Ryan Leaf could point to and say “see I was just as good as Peyton Manning.”
― omar little, Friday, 30 December 2022 21:17 (two years ago) link
lol yeah that was v much a Dilfer-type year for him
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:18 (two years ago) link
actually probably worse than that
the funny thing about Warner is inbetween the Rams and the Cardinals he had that weird blip with the Giants
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:22 (two years ago) link
yeah, where they benched him when the team was still fighting for a playoff position and then they crashed out with Eli playing as rookies often do
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 December 2022 21:26 (two years ago) link
while journeymen are specifically excluded, let us nevertheless also pay homage to:
vinny testaverde (seven teams, 16th all-time in passing yards)joe flacco (four teams, 19th)kerry collins (six teams, 20th)dave fucking krieg (six teams, 24th, got sacked so much)fitzmagic (nine teams, 34th)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 31 December 2022 03:19 (two years ago) link
well, maybe not flacco
― mookieproof, Saturday, 31 December 2022 03:20 (two years ago) link
Just looked, Moon is still #13 all time in NFL passing yards behind Elway and Stafford... Think about reasonable production for six more years if he had been in the NFL his whole career and he'd be flirting with the top 5.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 31 December 2022 19:18 (two years ago) link
Dan Fouts had a tale of Johnny U's lone season with the Chargers where they were on the road where they were going over to a teammates room to have a beer and they walked in on the a bunch of the players passing a joint. Unitas saw the scene and kinda backed out saying "I guess I went to the wrong room" or something of the like.
― earlnash, Saturday, 31 December 2022 22:22 (two years ago) link
Remember Warner's hand got busted up with the Rams and he was having all sorts of time losing the ball and fumbling - he did not have much grip in his passing hand. Some thought he was washed up but I he had a surgery and they got it straightened out before he had the late career surge with the Cardinals.
― earlnash, Saturday, 31 December 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link
Odd thing I remember about Stabler going to the Oilers was that Dan Pasterini went to the Raiders and as I remember right him getting hurt with the Silver and Black kind of opened the door for Plunkett (I think after Marc Wilson also got hurt too). It was kind of unusual to have the QBs trade teams like that even really now.
The old school NFL trade I was always curious about was the fact that Fran Tarkenton left the Vikings to go to some horrible Giants teams for a few years and then came back to Minnesota.
― earlnash, Saturday, 31 December 2022 22:28 (two years ago) link
Michael Vick had a couple very good seasons with the Eagles iirc
― symsymsym, Monday, 2 January 2023 02:37 (two years ago) link