Oh man the Ravens are the worst, fuck those dudes: 06/07 AFC NORTH

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― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.balloonman.cc/BernieKosar.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

Your 2006 Cleveland Browns thread.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

http://clevelandkennelclub.com/dawgpound/01_buriedbones/BROWNIE.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:29 (twenty years ago)

That thing ain't right.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

I think he's trying to say something about Bernie Kosar.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

Laurence, that is - not the elf.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

That thing ain't right.

Oh, Bernie's not so bad. A little odd maybe.

OFFICIAL BROWNS FIGHT SONG

Hi! O-HI-O for Cleveland, for the greatest team in the land,
We raise our voices--in one great chorus, just to make them understand,
We're proud they come from Cleveland, where we play the best football,
Hi! O-HI-O for Cleveland, to the greatest pro team of all!

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

And it's not an elf, it's a BROWNIE

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

itsanelf.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

http://users.zoominternet.net/~skycam/brian.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

I DO think the elf is trying to say something about Kosar.

I actually know the one person in the world who was Bernie Kosar's biggest fan. She was also a big fan of Vinnie Testaverde. To this day I still can't believe this is true, but it was.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

That Brownie is fuckin' awesome. It's like he's looking down sayin' "Yeah, you got sacked Favre. Now what? NOW WHAT, BITCH?"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

how do I shot MP3 of "Bernie Bernie"? lawrence you haev?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

kosar and testaverde both came from the same curly mulleted mold

― gear (gear), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

The brownie is totally giving off "if I had nutz, you'd be suckin' on 'em" 'tude!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

NO STORMY. I tried to look up the lyrics. THERE'S BEEN A WHITEWASH OF THE KOSAR ERA BROWNS. PROBABLY BY THE ELWAY PHALANGE.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

The Elway Phalange is a top secret squad of undercover commandos who fight for truth justice and denver.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Brownie, you're doin' a heckuva job (but wait til the season starts).

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

HA! HURRICANE SEASON IS OVER SINCE THE BUTCH DAVIS PURGE OF '04.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

still got Winslow!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

downgraded to a mere depression

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Winslow's going to break his hand while waving to his mom on the sidelines.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Jurevicious is going to save your souls.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 August 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.groomsonline.com/sbmimages/pics/NFL/bengals.gif

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

can we just rename all threads "fuck the Ravens"? tho i foresee hella conflicting feelings on them this year - they're easily atop my list of most hated teams, but it's sort of impossible to root against mcnair. it will be a huge relief to my psyche when he goes down for the season.

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

I was deeply saddened when McNair went to the Ravens. I could always get behind that guy.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

it's hard to root against the steelers too, even though i want them to go 0-16 with every atom of my being.

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

at least we won't have to listen to paul maguire worship the very ass lint of ray lewis this year

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

This thread is just not complete without a picture of Brian Billick with that dorky beard he grew a season ago, but it is harder to find one than you might think.

Billick is without a doubt the coach I like least in the NFL, especially with that math dork not running the Rams anymore.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

chad johnson dances
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― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 9 September 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Those are two of the worst outfits I've seen in ages.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hotnsaucey.com/images/nfl/baltimore_ravens_salsa.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

That is a worse outfit, true.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Steelers special team please catch football. K Thanxs!!

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Baltimore was my survival pick this week and they had me sweatin'.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

jesus I swear to God I hate the f************************** Ravens

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 25 September 2006 12:05 (twenty years ago)

that was a lousy way to lose the game for the brownstains, to kick baltimore's ass all game then blow chunks at the very end. tough to take.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

oh god otm. Browns are up 14-12 with 3 and half minutes left in the game and they have the ball 1st and goal on the Ravens 6 yard line.

HOW CAN ONE LOSE IN THAT SITUATION I ASK YOU

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

i know, that last ravens drive i was talking out loud in my apartment saying "make a stand, get a stop here!" but they never did...

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

I think smoked 10 cigs on the last Ravens drive. WTF@Billick calling a pass play on the play before the kick. Browns almost got a sack!

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that crossed my mind too, "there's still a chance billick's ego will get in the way!"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

And WTF@the catches the Ravens were making. They were unreal.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

The Ravens win another game they should've lost. I hate football.

For the second straight week Frye throws an interception in the opponents end zone with the game seemingly won. Luckily the Raiders don't have a passing game and the Browns eek out a big W after being down 21-3.

Pats cream Bengals somehow.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Pats cream bengals by being FUCKING AWESOME PIMPS

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

i think i like the ravens this year. It's McNair, mostly.

― robinnnnnn edgerton (edgertor), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

no, the pats cream the bengals b/c of the curse of the orange stormtrooper!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

I think it's funny that they play the imperial march at the bengals' stadium, because it's sooo much more appropriate for the stillers. the empire actually CONQUERED shit, y'know?

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

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