Let's be honest for once in our lives: whoever wins this division is winning the Super Bowl this year. IE 2006/7 NFC EAST THREAD

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ALSO: WHO CHANGED ALL THE CATEGORIES TO "JUDY TENUTA"

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ps Giants.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

no, the pats are in the AFC east. A-F-C.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ that concept

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

i like this team better than any one they've fielded since the year they beat the eagles. that team was so good it was psychotic.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

ooh, i should take all this over to an afc east thread, i'm doing what you were railing against elsewhere. sorry.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

THIS WILL NOT STAND

lol, also, @ the Washingtonian article claiming the redskins are gonna take the div (with only 10 wins, too)

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

the only thing the skins are gonna take is a gigantic dump on their season ticket holders. that team sucks.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO: WHO CHANGED ALL THE CATEGORIES TO "JUDY TENUTA"

I DUNNO BUT THIS PERSON SOUNDS PRETTY AWESOME TO ME, THEY DESERVE A PECAN LOG

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SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

their owner is like 12 years old, isn't he?

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ TO being TO over and over again, how long before Parcells chokes a bitch?

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

parcells won't choke a bitch but he'll cut a bitch.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

it's disappointing that he won't do both. It does seem like he's regretting this nonsense already, though.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm worried about The Giants.

Every year that we look good on paper, we stink to high heaven. Conversely, every year expectations are low we end up kicking NFL arse.

Nobody thought we'd do anything last year and we won the NFC East. A couple years back, in Shockey's 2nd season and Fassel's last, people thought we'd contend for the title and we won something like 6 games. This year's squad looks formidable on paper. Not a good sign.

Giants = Super Bowl (TCBeing), Saturday, 2 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

"It does seem like he's regretting this nonsense already, though. "

I have to think Parcells probably has had a knot in his gut from the time Jerry Jones called him and said he was going to sign that clown.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Sunday, 3 September 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/redskinsinsider/2006/10/the_defense_rests_rolls_over_a.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/28/AR2006102800572_pf.html

an inside look at how thoroughly the 'skins have screwed the pooch.

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Snyder is really a reprehensible douchebag.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jason La Canfora, nice article!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Snyder should thank the Bidwells for making him look decent

FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Though that article actually kind of makes the bidwells look like the smart ones. At least they know how to use draft picks

FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody on the Redskins gives a flying shit about their team record, is how I understand it. Sounds familiar.

FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

In the preseason, there were many stories about how Sean Taylor was going to be the Defensive MVP this year, oops.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

lol, who was writing those stories? joe gibbs?

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Michael Smith, probably.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Strahan :\

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I usually loathe Rick Reilly, but his column this week about Tiki is totally OTM.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot find :(

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

The whole thing is only available online to subscribers. (I got conned into one when I bought a gift card at Best Buy.)

A Barber Who Won't Cut It Close

In America, you do not quit at the top. You do not quit when you're the leading rusher in the NFL. You do not quit when there's millions left on the table. But Tiki Barber, a 31-year-old Giants running back, is retiring at the end of this season, his 10th in pro football -- and the country wants to sue.

To me, [he's] quitting. That's not retiring.
-- MICHAEL IRVIN, ESPN

Meet Earl Campbell. Heisman-winning running back at Texas and 1979 NFL MVP with the Oilers. His back is shot. Two months ago, at his old college stadium, a statue depicting a strong and virile Campbell from his playing days was unveiled. The man himself, though, had to be helped out of a golf cart and to the podium so he could speak to the crowd. He is 51.

Meet Jim Plunkett. Played quarterback for 15 NFL seasons. Yesterday was a very bad day for Plunkett. What happened? "I woke up," he says. Plunkett doesn't seize the day. It seizes him. He has constant throbbing in his back and neck. He's got arthritis in one hip and both knees. He can't raise his left arm past his shoulder. His spine is so curved, he tilts like a sinking oil tanker. The pain wakes him up at night. He's 58.

"I tell my kids, 'Pretty soon, you're going to be wheeling me around,'" says Plunkett. He's not laughing when he says it.

"I don't quite know why Tiki is quitting. Maybe being a Super Bowl champion isn't that important to him."
-- JIM OTTO, HALL OF FAME CENTER

It meant a helluva lot to Otto, who never won a Super Bowl in 15 seasons with the Raiders but nearly destroyed his body trying. He's had nearly 60 operations -- 48 on his knees, three on his nose, three on his shoulders, three on his back and one on each elbow. His ankle looks like a science project. He's got rods up and down his spine. Arthritis in his feet and neck tortures him. He is 68.

"He could be leaving 3,000 yards on the field, which could put him on the wrong side of the Hall of Fame bubble."
-- GARY MYERS, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

At the Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony every year, we see the price of greatness. It gouges. Anvil-jawed heroes teeter across the stage as if it's their first time on stilts. It takes them longer to sit down than many drive-through transactions take.

Meet Paul Krause. He was enshrined in Canton after spending 16 seasons as an NFL free safety, 12 of them with the Vikings. Pain forces him to change positions every five minutes.

Meet Hall of Famer Jim Langer, 12 seasons, including 10 on the Dolphins' offensive line. He walks like a man with nails in his shoes, but he'll never use a walker. "If it gets to that point, I'll move on," he says. What's that mean? "That's my business."

Meet Dan Dierdorf. Lineman, Cardinals, 13 seasons, also in the Hall. Uses a cane when he walks, if you can call what he does walking. Blocking with his head first has left him two inches shorter than he was in college. He's already got two artificial hips, and he's planning to have a second knee replacement. His ankle needs fusing. "I've got more titanium in my body than in my golf bag," Dierdorf says.

Once, Dierdorf happened to be walking down a Canton hallway next to Dick Butkus. They looked like a pair of Iwo Jima survivors. Butkus's legs are so bad, he lumbers along as though he's about to tip forward on his nose. Dierdorf walks like a Maryland crab, from side to side. "If we could've found a guy who walked tipping over backwards," Dierdorf says, "we'd have had every direction covered."

Honestly, I don't want Tiki around anyway if his heart isn't in it.
-- DKATZ0, BBI CORNER FORUM

Tiki Barber has his money, his memories and most of his cartilage. What he doesn't seem to have is the right to live his own life.

"When I get home from work," says Barber, "my [two- and four-year-old] kids come running at me. They make me get on my knees, and we play tackle football. On replacement knees, that's not happening. I saw this video of O.J. Simpson once, and his kids came running at him and he couldn't even pick them up. So I can see that if I play three or four more years, like everybody wants me to, that could be me. But when I'm 50 years old, and I'm having trouble just getting down the stairs, will they be cheering for me then?"

Meet Tiki Barber.

He walked, while he still could.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Blocking with his head first has left [Dierdorf] two inches shorter than he was in college.

This explains a few other things too.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

That's an excellent article. I'm still really glad that Tiki came out and called Tom Jackson and Michael Irvin idiots and, perhaps more importantly, terrible shod talking heads masquerading as journalists.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I saw this video of O.J. Simpson once, and his kids came running at him and he couldn't even pick them up.

so how could he have killed those two people? if the strength ain't there, him you must innocent-declare

gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Oh well anyway Armani Tumor is out the entire year with an ACL tear, what is going on with this team.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

"Honestly, I don't want Tiki around anyway if his heart isn't in it.
-- DKATZ0, BBI CORNER FORUM"

lol wut

also Jim Otto is a cocksucker. he said some nasty shit when LeCharles Bentley wanted to wear 00 in his honor a while back.

also lol@giants

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

DKATZ0 is a highly respected source.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Reilly buys his weed from him.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

So anyway the entire Giants defensive line has been replaced with Folgers crystals, I guess the Bears noticed.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it just might be that the pass rush is more important to our boys' success than the entire offense put together. though it probably doesn't help that whatever system coughlin's put together this year seems wildly inconsistent and/or possibly terrible save those bits where Brandon Jacobs walks in for a TD

LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

the bears didn't even look like they wanted to fuck w/jacobs on those TD runs. it's funny bcz at the start of the season it seemed like the giants had TOO MUCH pass rush what with umi/strahan and then kiwanuka. lol you are basically the falcons now - qb overthrows 7 ft receivers and secondary refuses to cover shit.

get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it basically looked like a Falcons game the other night, that much is OTM. WTF was Coughlin thinking with that field goal?

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/31/AR2006123101079.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/01/AR2007010101001.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/02/AR2007010201192.html

3-part series further chronicling the retardedness of the skins organization

SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Why doesn't every newspaper have a dude like that. I would kill for this kind of investigative reporting on my favorite teams.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)


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