Running back Shaun Alexander #37 of the Seattle Seahawks applauds while watching from the sidelines

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― gear (gear), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

is this what we have become?

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

... asks the handless organist.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.freemethodistchurch.org/Magazine/Graphics/Mar-Apr_2005/SS_ShaunAlexander.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

HOMOSEXUAL MEANS HAPPY

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.northwestpackerbackers.com/packtrip2_071shaunAlexander.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, this board deserves a gif of this and if we work together, we can make this happen. Step one: what game did the tape of the homosexual applause occur in?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

was-sea, divisional round of playoffs

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

(for whatever reason, it's the only seahawks game from last year that you can't find on emule)

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

This shall not stand.
We must acquire this grail and render it ready for our gatorwine.
A shiny nickel for the man who nails the white whale!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

WHO will be our champion? WHY is this video being hidden from the public?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

We can do our own video of the clapping event using composite and representative characters and incidents while compressing time for dramatic purposes.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.magooffl.com/images/salexander.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

kekekekekekekeke

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

She looks so... unthreatened.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Is Shaun on his way to a rehearsal for "All that Jazz"?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/sports/060117/shaun.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

what's with those scars on his wrists?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

so I downloaded the game but I don't know how to edit out the clip of him clapping because nandub won't recognize the H264 codec (which I think means it's actually an mp4 even though it has the avi file extension??). anyway if someone else wants to do it lemme know.

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

BUT IT IS REAL, IS IT NOT? YOU HAVE SEEN THE GRAIL?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

why is shaun alexander wearing a disco ball on his right hand?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://content.fimnetwork.com/atoms/55/e7/55e75eedfc345138a7551debc62a304d.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.babyanimalz.com/images/rabbit.jpg
^ whatever number he is, this is him

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.spawn.com/toys/football/nfl14/salexander2/images/nfl14_salexander2_photo_01_dp.jpg

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spawn.com/toys/football/nfl14/salexander2/images/nfl14_salexander2_photo_02_dp.jpg

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spawn.com/toys/football/nfl14/salexander2/images/nfl14_salexander2_photo_03_dp.jpg

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

that's ridiculous

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Where's da gif?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

that is so going on my flickr account in slightly modified form next week

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Seriously WHERE IS THE GIF?

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

i deleted the game a longass time ago. i tried taking some screenshots but they were all shitty and blurry.

― cankles, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

rip shaun alexander clapping like a homo thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

also rip gear

u_u

― horseshoe, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

dang where IS gear :'(

ps. ~_~

― cankles, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

the bears need him more than ever

― brownie, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

lol #37 is dating joey fatone

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

link pls

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 22 October 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

was that the running man?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

this dude is fucking COOKED. fantasy ebola this motherfucker is.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

joey fatone has the nicest house ever.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

saw it on cribs i should mention. worth dating him for i would think.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 07:06 (seventeen years ago)

why do i think that shaun is "versatile"

― omar little, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

maurice morris was blowing his ass off the field tomorrow.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

er yesterday. dude should retire and catch on w/ espn or something. he's 100 times more well-spoken than fucking emmit smith or something.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 October 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

When Max Strong retired, he was doing the homosexual applause! I saw it!

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

shaun alexander and twink friend

http://bama.ua.edu/~bamafca/images/shaun2.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

Seahawks to release Alexander

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/360091_shaun23.html

― Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

Should he just go ahead and buy a ticket to Miami right now, or should he actually wait for Parcells to call him?

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

why the fuck would parcells want him?

― cankles, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

yeah miami already has one fragile past his prime kind of flaming rb to worry about

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 April 2008 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

Eric Allen and Mark Schlereth were really ripping into Alexander on Sportscenter tonight.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 06:29 (seventeen years ago)

Dude is going to write the most scathing tell-all in NFL history.
In the meantime, why SHOULDN'T Parcells want him? He's a risk, but they can likely get him cheap.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

in any case WHERE IS THE GIF?!!?!?!?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

In the meantime, why SHOULDN'T Parcells want him? He's a risk, but they can likely get him cheap.
-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (3 hours ago) Link

uhh, cuz he's fuckin garbage? you can't even call him a risk, because that implies the potential for reward! there's absolutely no upside/potential with this guy, he's just a completely used up running back. he should retire now~

― cankles, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

also can you not fucking read or somethin:

Seriously WHERE IS THE GIF?
-- forksclovetofu, Thursday, August 23, 2007 1:59 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
i deleted the game a longass time ago. i tried taking some screenshots but they were all shitty and blurry.
-- cankles, Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:19 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

you've only had a year to marinate on this!!

― cankles, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

can you not fucking figger that you are not the only place from whence said gif can emerge? marinate on dat for a minute

I wouldn't put Alexander in as a starting running back, but as a change-of-pace back I think he has the potential to be rewarding. You seriously don't think he's gonna score a few touchdowns this year?

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

if you want to change the pace to glacial i guess you've got a point 4ks

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:20 (seventeen years ago)

lots of rbs score "a few touchdowns" in a year

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

hee hee

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:22 (seventeen years ago)

er yesterday. dude should retire and catch on w/ espn or something. he's 100 times more well-spoken than fucking emmit smith or something.

-- J0rdan S., Monday, October 22, 2007 12:24 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

i'd like to point out that i was otm in this thread

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:24 (seventeen years ago)

Is Emmit coming back to ESPN? you have to admit he's so bad it's entertaining.

― Bill Magill, Thursday, 24 April 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

Have fun flying solo, Bill!

― David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

alexander is toast

― omar little, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/guess-which-player-is-brian-russell.html

lol

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

lol yeah. fieldgulls has been documenting his awfulness all season long.

here's the OG screens i took of SA, btw:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2qm3gb8.png
http://i35.tinypic.com/awet6e.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/20033bb.png

― cankles, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 07:07 (sixteen years ago)

That does my heart good just to see those.
The day a pro-bowl NFL player comes out while they're still playing at their peak is gonna be some king shit joyousness for me.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//LESCANTCLAP.gif

― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 24 October 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7tq0Ri7ucY

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 08:51 (fourteen years ago)

pfft hes obv never been involved with a dvda (double vaginal double anal) or hed b smooshin ery night

unholychunk 3 months ago

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 08:51 (fourteen years ago)

possibly my new favorite youtube comment ever

― get off my lawn (rockapads), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://games.mattsarrel.com/images/maddenparty06/ShaunAlexander2.jpg

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 07:14 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsvSSctEJxM
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/seahawks/shaun-alexander-has-spent-past-five-years-focusing-on-home/

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 March 2015 06:10 (ten years ago)

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