OPO: Absurd thing said by Sterling Sharpe

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If last night is any indication, there will be no shortage of absurdities from this dude.

I'm torn between saying that the Seahawks saved their season with a ten yard play yesterday. Either that or claiming that Reggie Bush won't be a full-time player with only 25 touches a game.

It's going to be a long Football Night In America.

― Giants = Super Bowl (TCBeing), Monday, 11 September 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

Football Night In America is like the stupidest name for a television show ever, so stupid that it actually distracts me from the inane bullshit those dudes say. They really have a spectacular commentator line up, don't they? WTF.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

as long as the twin yammering idiot machines that are dan "i personify the word 'duh' " marino and his toe-headed moron companion boomer esiason are nowhere to be found i'll be ok.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

cameltoe-headed

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

the opening "skit" with SS doing a TO on the exercise bike was nowhere near humorous in any way. on the other hand my wife still has a big crush on him from seeing him once when we first moved here.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

dan marino has been a font of hilarity lately

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

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