"YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF, AND YOU SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray." -- Week Two Smack Talk

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who's gonna doubt the bears now, bitches? bring it.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Roy Williams doubts the Bears, that's who.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

roy williams keeping the spirit of jimmy spiderman allen alive!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 11:45 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a lot of faith in the Browns beating the Bengals this weekend. One week in and I'm out of smack talk.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

i have big doubts about the bears but not this week.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE WEHER DO I SHOT PICKEM LEAGUE?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Pick Em League.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

will anyone still be on the pennington wagon after this weekend when belichick gets done with him? did the student learn more about the teacher than the teacher learned about the student? does belichick know mangina's weaknesses or vice versa?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Mangina's weakness = sand

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

goddamnit, i just checked the schedule and i can all but gurantee chicago will be watching the kc/denver game instead of the pats/jests. please, columbia broadcasting company, please don't force me to go to a sports bar.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Those looks like rock & hard place to me (sez the dude stuck w/ Pasties & Jetffts).

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

i wish i owned my own bar. i would book awesome bands and pay them fairly and bar anyone with a backwards baseball cap from entering and put whatever football game i wanted on the one tv in the place.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Z, killing it, talking about the Bears' Devin Hester:

" 'Freakish ability,' said one scout, which pretty well describes my first wife."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

i just read that like ten minutes ago. i roffled.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

He also says the hit on Trent Green was intentional and implies that there is more to the story. Which I found interesting. But not as interesting as, y'know, other stuff.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

perhaps not interesting but definitely intriguing, no?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

i was watching that game when the hit took place and even before the play was over i was saying (out loud, with no one else in my apartment) "holy shit, they killed trent green!"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

ALWAYS REMEMBER, NEVER FORGET
http://www.allsports.com/store/images/items/010/010_8132909831.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

ODDBALL TRADE ALERT: "Wut's up" Vernand Morency to Green Bay, Samkon "Son of" Gado to Houston.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Hello sirs,

Why does FOX have a cyborg monstrosity in pads warming up during outros? Its implications are very distrubing.

― c('°c) (Leee), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

i took my gf to a bar to watch the bears game last weekend, she was very confused by that

― gear (gear), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Williams said Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher brought up the guarantee.

"He just said, 'You're going to guarantee next week as well?' and I said, 'Yeah, sure will. As long as we do what we're supposed to do.' They did nothing special. They're a good defense, they run to the football, they get pressure on the quarterback."

― gear (gear), Monday, 18 September 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

i guess i jumped the gun a little in proclaiming koenen to be king shit of pimp mountain :(

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

Uh, wtf; I open the web to see where the games at cuz I'm at work and there's 12 minutes to go in the 4th and it's 0-3? Is this game at all watchable? Is Ben missing an arm or somethin?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

My attention's wandering a bit, to be honest.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Very awesome defense by both teams but especially Jaxx!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh, why doesn't Jax go in and add 7?! They certainly earned it.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Marshall beats Miami (OH)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:39 (twenty years ago)

that was fucking awesome

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

kornheismann are driving me fucking apeshit though, i really didn't think they could be this bad.

(jax didn't go for the TD bcz it would've meant kicking the ball back to the stillers with 90 seconds left, also it's kind of not a very classy thing to do)

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6218/aggggmd9.jpg

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 06:02 (twenty years ago)

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