Hi, I'm Adam Schefter.

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― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

embed plz

― SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

wish=command

also omfg. how is that little mick kid not absolutely terrified

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Schefter is the author of two books: Mike Shanahan’s business-motivational book, Think Like a Champion, and Terrell Davis’ autobiography, TD: Dreams in Motion.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

I liked how he was all "Please Tiki Stay In Football" last night, because he wants to keep his job.

― SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

I like how it's vaguely confusing to me every time NFL Network inexplicably drags Paul Rudd onto the set and on first glance I'm like, Hey Adam Schefter, lookin' good, lost some weight! Then I'm like no, fuck.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

btw the initial two posts are the most lol otm things ever said about Adam Schefter.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

been some hard times for mf doom up there

― and what (ooo), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

Not shown: RuBot I trying to twist that kid's nose onto the side of his head.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Also not shown, Rich + Adam combining in a flurry of 3d animation to form the monstrous and stultifying EISENSCHEFTER

― SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

ahahaha god that seriously does sound like the name of a Xenogears boss or something.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

GUYS HE'S ON THE ESPN AS OF TODAY!!!!

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

yup!!

― geir ham, go (J0rdan S.), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

every time he's on screen, they show his "resume" underneath him. sorely lacking the "man of the year" line item.

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

u should tell them

― ovum if you got 'em (gbx), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

gross

am i the only one who is mortified and saddened that he's on espn now

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

i am mortified and saddened that he didn't bring the rest of the nfln with him, and then sent berman et al to the nfln ghetto in exchange.

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

Adam Schefter seems more like an agent than a reporter imo.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

heh, you said 'the espn'

i haven't seen adam the schefter on the espn yet tonight, maybe he'll turn up after the game..

― daria, actually (daria-g), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://tweetphoto.com/32843919

― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

SCHEFTERBUS

― wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Friday, 6 August 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

ariesmoonlight (8/1/2010 at 7:47 PM) Report Violation
saw the bus on I-94 east headed to Detroit

― max, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://twitter.com/#!/Adam_Schefter/status/2506180316364800

dude is now just reppin for cookie shops on twitter. outta control with power.

― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

he needs to hang out with peter king and have a swig of latte to go with his cookies.

― omar little, Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

"Please welcome my new delicious friend to Twitter"

― big steve vai fan (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

Is the Man Of The Year cover still online somewhere?

― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/you/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.html

― lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago)

thanks, i went there but was missing the "you" in the url

― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago)

anything for a fellow schefter fan

― lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago)

nine months pass...

http://media2.cardboardconnection.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-Topps-Allen-Ginter-Non-Baseball-Autographs-Adam-Schefter-215x300.jpg

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:01 (ten years ago)

lol

― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:23 (ten years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/you/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.gif

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 31 July 2014 20:45 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/508585615546675201/photo/1

good taste w/the schef

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:11 (ten years ago)

ha i saw the schef on tv the other day and said to myself man schef that is a very unbecoming suit

― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:23 (ten years ago)

cause he hadn't gotten his new samuelsohns yet, i hope

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:37 (ten years ago)

it looked old, he was being enveloped by it

― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:00 (ten years ago)

thats just wrong

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:04 (ten years ago)

agree suits shd not eat people they r not even alive

― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:07 (ten years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iDfyzQQJlnz94.gif

― 龜, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:09 (ten years ago)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wQqIhpNF--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/c5kagbfis4tqrgcavw48.jpg

― Bryan, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:17 (ten years ago)

http://youtu.be/tHK34y2-Yww

schef goes a bit off script around 2:25, genuinely pissed at the league and the ravens.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:36 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/591243237186220032/NiU3LEBv.jpg

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)

this is killing me rn

http://i.imgur.com/2z6wjt8.jpg

― gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:49 (ten years ago)

haha adam what r u doing

― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)

G   S
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― gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)

lol

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7nOxfmWkAAfvck.jpg:small

http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2017/03/23/adam-schefter-espn-2017-free-agency-opening

― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

wow

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

thats our boy!

― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 March 2017 16:04 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

I love Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 23, 2017

― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:42 (seven years ago)

seems like important content for his wikipedia page

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:53 (seven years ago)

no idea where else to put this, but this is super sad and i'm very angry right now

Deshaun Watson did tear his ACL, per source. Tests on-site revealed tear. @rapsheet first mentioned this possibility.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 2, 2017

― bodak horseman (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 November 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

fuck this guy, touting this as some kind of accomplishment instead of the gross negligence that it is

Worth a reminder: the NFL is now on Sunday of Week 12, and it has yet to cancel a single game this season.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 29, 2020

― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:01 (four years ago)

one year passes...

https://t.co/z4QXihlbh6 pic.twitter.com/5kpjdP9LqH
— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) July 12, 2022

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 15:53 (two years ago)

chotiner interview schefter challenge

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 16:24 (two years ago)

ILNFL's monster. We were so much younger then...

You have to think that Adam and Mort just don't like each other, right?

― earlnash, Thursday, 14 July 2022 02:04 (two years ago)

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