"If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he'd look just like Jabba the Hut"

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― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

he'd look like jabba the hut in a federal prison, to be more accurate.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

no nitpicking, shit is funny.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

"fuck me sideways with a lunchbox"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

"You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast."

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

lol yeah i saw this. there was an interview with the IRL albright on page 2 a while back, apparently he is like an ALL-UNIVERSE long snapper but since they don't have long snapper ratings in Madden he is basically fukked.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

"If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. "

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

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