MISS NFL QB BEAUTY PAGEANT 2006

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Everyone gets three votes. Please consider physical appearance, congeniality, and swimsuit competition in your final decision. The lovely ladies to choose from:

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/28950.jpg
Tom Brady

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/30036.jpg
Drew Brees

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/27122.jpg
Aaron Brooks

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/19883.jpg
Mark Brunell

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/32977.jpg
David Carr

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/25575.jpg
Jake Delhomme

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/18258.jpg
Brett Favre

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/19967.jpg
Trent Green (IR)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/34573.jpg
Rex Grossman

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/32979.jpg
Joey Harrington

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/26103.jpg
Matt Hasselbeck

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/19053.jpg
Brad Johnson

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/34416.jpg
Byron Leftwich

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/38219.jpg
~~Tom Brady~~Matt Leinart

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/35771.jpg
JP Losman

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/35635.jpg
Eli Manning

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/25927.jpg
Peyton Manning

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/27019.jpg
Donovan McNabb

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/22523.jpg
Steve McNair

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/34311.jpg
Carson Palmer

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/28769.jpg
Chad Pennington

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/24871.jpg
Jake Plummer (note: I have no idea how old this photo is but wtf)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/35663.jpg
Phillip Rivers

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/35707.jpg
Ben Roethlisberger

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/34915.jpg
Tony Romo

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/38268.jpg
Bruce Gradkowski

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/37032.jpg
Alex Smith

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/30067.jpg
Michael Vick

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/38378.jpg
Vince Young

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/37244.jpg
Charlie Frye

(NB All photos taken from nflplayers.com, so please accuse them of favoritism with their "Tom Brady post-bender" photo and the glamourshot of Peyton)

Now, get to scorin', judges!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

UH Charlie Frye is chopped liver now?

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

if this is ladies then maybe i've become gay and did not know it because they are not attractive to me at all.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

zThom Brady has a lazy eye?

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

HA! I think the Manning brothers are both kind of adorable. Michael Vick is good-looking, but gives a hella boring post-game interview. Ben Roethlisberger looks upsettingly like Ben Affleck in that photo, but he looks much better usually, I think.

Matt Leinart dates Paris Hilton, which gives one pause. I do think he's technically cuter than Tom Brady, though: dimples. Also, he doesn't have a pre-pubertal voice.

Dude, I know it's been said many times, many ways, but Brett Favre got so old! He used to be cute, in a mean-looking way.

Not a QB, but I think the best-looking pro football player ever is Andre Reed. ridiculous photo: http://www.freshstart.org/uploads/images/regular/226.jpg I was in love with him when I was 12. I saw him in real life once, and he was surprisingly huge.

I will have to think on this question more deeply.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

lk fixed, sorry. I just...didn't know who their qb was, I'll admit it.

Michael Vick is remarkably better looking whenever I GIS him (which isn't really often, admittedly) than I ever remember him looking on TV. Which is odd. Eli Manning is completely adorable, even in that pic above, but quite a few of these players did not put their best face forward for these mugshots.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Also pretty much all of the Bills during that era were pretty good looking, I dunno what happened to them.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I was just about to post that, Ally! I grew up in Buffalo, and Reed, Thurman Thomas and Bruce Smith were all pretty much beautiful. it was nice. up until the point at the end of each season when they all broke my heart.

Jim Kelly: not so hot, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

tony romo, wtf

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

is that his "five years later" meth photo?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

He started balding real early, yet one of many with the syndrome I like to call "Hasselbecking." Bruce Smith had the best smile in the NFL all-time until the Barber Brothers Cloning Experiment occurred.

PS Trent Green looks like a jockey in that picture up there.

xpost I know! Half of these pictures are insane, they don't even really look like the dudes. This must be the NFL version of driver's licence photos. Rex Grossman, though, always looks like that.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

losman looks like a mug shot of an "accused marine". rex grossman looks like he's straight out of a 1930s film, having just stepped out of makeup, getting ready to play a comedic character called "wang chin".

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

leftwich looks like the nicest guy. i'd let my daughter bring him home.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

trent green = smarmy smirking frat boy villain from an '80s comedy.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

jake delhomme, better known as house m.d.'s best friend/roommate/confidante on the hit FOX show

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, Losman really doesn't look that bad--that picture's like his face reflected in a funhouse mirror.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

brunell is favre v. 2.0, + added pudge

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/35771.jpg : http://www.njguido.com/

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Carson Palmer = Cousin Danny from King of Queens

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Brunell has Newt Gingrich-face, where all his features are squished in the middle.

I feel kind of mean now.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

gradkowski = either really handsome or really ugly. hard to tell.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

players up there in which their NFL mugshot is the worst picture I have ever seen of them: Tom Brady, Jake Delhomme, Trent Green, Matt "100 Year Old Man" Hasselbeck, Matt "Teethy" Leinart, JP Losman, Philip Rivers, Tony Romo. WTF happened when those pictures were taken?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

what about drew brees? he looks like he just got raped by joe horn.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

he looks a little...battered, yeah.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

better pic of Rivers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/news/media/corgan205.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

hee! good call.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/35663.jpg

In yr frat house, slippin roofies to yr chix0rz

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

harrington looks like that one dude they found hanging from meathooks in a truck in goodfellas

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Separated at birth?

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/34915.jpg vs. http://img.aktualne.centrum.cz/17/66/176638-thom-yorke.jpg

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

brad johnson = toupee

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

David Carr looks a little...pointy in that pic, but like he might have potential in the flesh.

xpost: Romo looks kind of like the actor Chris Cooper in that photo. which would be fine; Cooper's handsome, but he's like twice Romo's age.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Separated at Birth?
http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/27122.jpg vs. http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/people/comedians/lawrence-martin.jpg

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

I was trying to figure out who he kinda looked like!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

David Carr is cute: http://elrondsisle.com/art/David_Carr1.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

I was trying to figure out who he kinda looked like!!!

Now if only I could place Leftwich. It's killing me.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

can Brad Johnson be Miss Congeniality? I saw him talk at the post monday night game press conference, and he seemed really sad about his performance, and really gracious about the Patriots'.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

gradkowski = either really handsome or really ugly. hard to tell.

Does this help?
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/19/192284.jpg

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/24871.jpg = http://static.flickr.com/92/210178853_51c9ddcfb6.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Jake Delhomme's mom still cuts his hair

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I'd do David Carr.

We had a company Christmas party once at a hotel in town, and a bunch of the Packers were there doing some kind of charity thing (bye week?). Anyway, my wife saw Sterling Sharpe there, back when he was all buff and still playing, and immediately fell in semi-lust with him. But she still stayed with me because I am nice and her baby-daddy. I was like I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Drew Brees on the set of Kojak:

http://www.port.hu/picture/instance_1/70348_1.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm... it appears Joey Harrington may be a handsome man.

http://boifromtroy.com/archives/joey%20harrington.jpg

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/26/268576.jpg

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

It also appears Joey's either confused or a cock.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/80/240580167_d2931c58c4_o.png = I don't know what this is about but I just finded it.

xpost wow what is the top pic of Harrington? His Interpol try out?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sarjaopas.com/kuvat/nayttelijat/Dominic_Purcell.jpg http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/32977.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Vick looked soooo gangsta post-game on sunday - he had a suit on w/mock turtleneck and his braids were super crisp.

i want to tousle chad pennington's hair.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

that's what the kids are calling it, etc...

Dudes, the more I look at Rex Grossman the more his eyebrows frighten me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Leftwich and Kenan Thompson?

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/34416.jpg
http://pbskids.org/itsmylife/images/celebs_kenan1.jpg

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

romo looks like the jock version of moby. JOBY!

harrington looked way better when he was all shaggy this summer.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently some of the other Bears' nickname for Grossman is "Sexy Rexy" which seems...just mean, all things considered.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

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he'll be on Saturday night! 9pm

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Son, I'm gonna be out!! I need to know though.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I just heard about this! I know nothing

I may be out too :/

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

The best google is telling me is that it has to do with Charles White?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

EXCEPT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Always tackling the nation’s hottest crime issues, AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK tells the human side of four gripping stories this November Sweeps, hopefully helping to bring justice to victims and their families. On Saturday, Nov. 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), former NFL quarterback Bernie Kosar works with AMW to help find the person responsible for the murder of Charles Scott White.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

that's all I could find

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

that is completely fascinating to me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha google is also revealing to me that this murder took place at a Bennigans?????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I shouldn't be laughing.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Bennigans? the plot thickens

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

wow typing in the phrase "bennigans bernie kosar murder" into google brings up the weirdest search results ever.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully some fan fiction!

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

exclamation point close quote double quote end of
... BENNETTS BENNEY BENNICK BENNIE BENNIGAN'S BENNING BENNINGER BENNINGFIELD ... KOS KOSA KOSAK KOSAKOWSKI KOSAN KOSANKE KOSANOVICH KOSAR KOSBERG KOSBIE ...
www.ling.gu.se/~lager/kurser/FST/lexica/cmulex.txt - 915k - Cached - Similar pages

^^^ ???????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

It's from the linguistics dept at Goteborg University.

I wonder if Kosar knows what he's got himself into.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bgonews.com/cinema/films/images/the_davinci_code2.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

l-r, rex grossman, bernie kosar

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

rex grossman is on the case

http://www.rareserials.com/images/charlie-chan.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cfagulfshore.org/top-cats-2004-2005/kittens/Zazen%20Charisma.jpg
^ this cat should be named rex grossman

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1337-1162583372.gif

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

dude that thing is kind of wtfy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dude this thread just took a turn into WTF Junction about the time that Bernie Kosar teamed up w/ John Walsh.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/19053.jpg=http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/patrick_swayze/main1.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

So can I just say that I've been laughing nonstop at that picture that is allegedly Jake Plummer?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/24871.jpg
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/getty/56625039bb001_denver_bronco.widec.jpg

SAME GUY??????

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/26/53851213_917731c1f8_m.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Quarterback hook-ups that never were. I friend of mine who is from Pittsburgh literally bumped into Roffles when she turned around on the dancefloor. Roffle's bodyguard pulled her away by the arm just as she realized who it was. The bodyguard then threatened to have her thrown out of the club.

Funny thing is she doesn't care that much about football and is the last person on earth to become a stalker.

Now may other friend, well she would have blow him right there on the dancefloor.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 11 November 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

oops, may = my and blow = blown.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 11 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think that picture of Plummer is like from his Cardinals days; I have no idea why NFLplayers.com is still using it besides to fuck with the dude.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

All those boys got a problem with their chins. Plummer wins for growing a forest to cover it up.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Sunday, 12 November 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

Rex Grossman, preparing for his post-NFL transition to sunday-circular underwear modeling...

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/fantasy/football/img9795532.jpg

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

OK so this weekend I was watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After," as I am wont to do as I love to see the juxtaposition of horrible, sad stories of disfigured children and cancer-survivors fixing their lives up against terrible whores who spend five minutes straight discussing their non-titties and how they need D cups to be better strippers. I hope the strippers and Vegas dancers are bright enough in some way that when they watch the show and see their story put up against some child with scoliosis so severe she is going to die without surgery, they are ashamed of themselves (I don't have much hope though). So anyway, the heart-string story on the show this week was these two four-year-old boys with some congenital defect that fused their skull together too early, so they had really narrow heads with severely protruding foreheads. They get surgery to fix this and make their skull normal. A) WHOA THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED THEM RIPPING THE KIDS' SCALPS OFF AND CUTTING THEIR BONES OUT WAHT B) after surgery was completed and they were fairly normalish though a little light-bulby, Tom smiles and says, "This is a good story, that surgery was successful. Now they look like Peyton Manning." And I thought but did not say, whoa dude, harsh.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

The little boys who would die of brain-squeeze (forget the technical term for this) were juxtaposed against a Polynesian Vegas hula-dancer who got kind of cartoony implants because, as she repeated about 73 times, her "coconuts had big gaps between the nipples and the coconuts."

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

So the nipples just kinda floated in space a few inches ahead of her?

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hhahalhakha god. I don't have the stomach for those shows. I remember one time I watched some of "I Want A Famous Face" on MTV and they showed this poor, dumb broad who wanted to look like Britney spears or something - they basically cut off her whole face and afterwards it showed her being carted around and she is weeping and screaming about the pain because, hey, she has a new face stitched on.

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

ha! whateva, I think Peyton Manning's cute.

I think those shows are a good idea, even if I can't stomach them because hopefully they'll convince people who want cosmetic surgery but don't need it not to get it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Peyton Manning IS adorable. I love watching the plastic surgery shows, I have a sick fascination with that. Also the shows about people getting sex changes. Shit is GRAPHIC.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

The best is when they have these really dumb, pretty old women who live in LA. It's like, ok, remove your face and put on a new one. You're still A) old B) being shown on the same show as a woman who had her FACE SHOT OFF BY HER PSYCHO BOYFRIEND and some doctor is charitably giving her a new face, because he can afford to do free surgery what with dumb LA old women getting their faces replaced for $8,000,000 a pop. I really always hope very much that these people on the show who are getting ass implants or new faces are shamed when they are shown on the same episode as faceless abuse victims and dying children but I know they aren't. What I do honestly hope is what horseshoe said; that people considering it are kind of embarassed FOR these people and don't go ahead with the surgery.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm serious about the woman with her entire face shot off, by the way. That was incredibly awful, I have no idea how she survived this and I couldn't stop watching because I wanted to find out how they were going to fix this.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, exactly, Ally. seeing cosmetic surgery used for serious purposes: reconstructing shot-off faces, saving little kids from brain-squeeze, up against getting a "famous face" or a boob job or whatever really does put the whole thing in perspective. Whenever I hear about people going under the knife to make their noses smaller or whatever, I'm seriously flabbergasted. Like, do they realize that surgery=CUTTING UP YOUR BODY? I have to conclude that people really don't realize that. So, yeah, those plastic surgery shows are fighting the good fight.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

When you see chickies like Ashley Simpson going under the knife, you know our culture is going to die very soon.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, Gradkowski is The Mummy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

AHHH THE OLD DAYS, BACK WHEN ILNFL WASN'T MAD GAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I said Joey Harrington was "pretty like a bitch." I think pro football turns me into a salty fiftysomething white dude from Buffalo.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

also A+++ this thread

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

lk/Allyzay exchange about Bernie Kosar, private detective: Classic of All Time

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

i never did find out what the deal was with kosar, white, and the bennigans!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.com/newswire/20061023_lansbury_260x220.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

xpost wow what is the top pic of Harrington? His Interpol try out?

ahaha legit lol rn

this thread needs to be redone as a poll imo

― cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

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