"Shake it off, Jimmy. Rub some dirt on it!" IE Rank the Peyton Manning Commercials

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I think the Sprint one wins.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

best part is definitely the "They're not saying 'BOOOO', they're saying 'MOOOOO-VERS!'"

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

Did anyone else see the one where he was in it and they were like, "But coach, you got fired...for introducing us to rock 'n' roll?" I didn't see this, but apparently it's hilarious.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

slightly related: there was this ESPN Fantasy commercial from 04 (?) that was just a shot of two boston sportsdicks sitting at their laptops, when one of them looks up and says "did you hear about roethlisberger? says he wants to become a RAPPAH"

anyway it is my favorite anything ever.

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

"like maybe peyton manning's team maybe"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 November 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

Did anyone else see the one where he was in it and they were like, "But coach, you got fired...for introducing us to rock 'n' roll?" I didn't see this, but apparently it's hilarious.

The long version is, because they put the guy up on their shoulders and words come up on the screen as they walk off like in every sports movie... something like:

The team reunited with their coach went on to win the championship that year.

To this day, football players are still listening to rock n' roll music.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 13 November 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx3EsIYb6o

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za8GlYjhzmE

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Will you sign this loaf of bread for my little brother? He loves you."

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PW4u_TNgUE
^^^^^^^^^^ awesome

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Let's get a rundown, just to make sure we got all the pokemannings and didn't forget one

1. Eli + Peyton + Carson + Dad: Read to yr kids PSA
2. Eli + Peyton + Dad: ESPN "This Is Sportscenter" spot with wet willie, etc.
3. Dad's home movies of eli + peyton running around?
4. Peyton Mastercard D CAF THUMP THUMP one
5. "" "" SIGN MY MELON one
6. "" "" MOOOO-VERS one
7. Sprint Moustache
8. Sony Bravia "I got fired for introducing you to rock n' roll"
9. Gatorade Rain (wtf srsly)
10. Eli + Peyton + Dad making breakfast, Peyton audibles for pancakes

Is that all? I'm missing some.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

"checking to pancakes" is my favorite. though i hate them all.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god I forgot about the reading to your kids PSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA2WKzcdSD4

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

There's also the one where Peyton says that when people stopped calling him "Archie's kid" and started calling him by his name, he choked a bitch (might not actually be what he says).

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

DE-CAF!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

I just enjoy the fact that Peyton Manning is somehow the world's most famous man, entirely on a basis that has nothing to do with what he actually does.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

winner: tony dungy cell phone commercial

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I totally love that commercial. "you're killing us!"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

You guys are forgetting the weird Gatorade one with Derek Jeter, Dwayne Wade and some female soccer player (whose name escapes me) where they are kids with their regular heads.

The question I wonder about Peyton Manning is after he is said and done with playing football, what will he do next? I think the guy would probably be really good at being a TV color commentator, but I have feeling the guy will end up a coach most likely in college ranks.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Saturday, 6 January 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

he's going to coach pee wee football

― ‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 6 January 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

Jennie Finch. Softball. & that commercial is "weird" only in that it's totally charming & is the one place I've seen DJ where he's not totally punchable.

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

OK the commercial where Peyton is on the high school team and the coach is fired for introducing them to rock 'n' roll actually IS hilarious.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Jimmy's girl-scream is great.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Also: what is Jim Kelly doing in the man law commercials? DO NOT DO THIS, KEEP YOUR DIGNITY. BURT REYNOLDS WILL SUCK IT AWAY.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

HORSES CAN NOT PLAY FOOTBALL

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

aw, Jim Kelly. it was nice to see him, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

struggling to make Colts-in-playoffs joke re: horses, failing...

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

UH GUYS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g46bZpGjzHw

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

Well, uh...I found this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5lGavsNETA

contrast with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pxPEgb0Dw

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand America

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

I think that Jen girl just damaged my hearing.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

"but i was fired for ~~introducing you to rock and roll~~touching you inappropriately"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

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