In sixth grade, I baked chocolate chip cookies for my (first) boyfriend. I put them all in this huge mason jar and tied a christmasy bow around the top. A few weeks later I found out he didn't like them, so he gave them all to his fattie friend Jeremiah who ate them all in one sitting. -- Cookie the Cat (x77tigersxu...) (webmail), Today 11:15 AM. (coco) (later) (link)
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)
either way it was stupid.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Peter-Johansky/Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-on-White-Background-Photographic-Print-C12005484.jpeg
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)
all this cookie talk is going to drive me insane. my ex is on google chat right now talking about how she needs to buy some tins so she can send me some cookies for christmas.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)
a. own a fucking oven, a bowl and a wooden spoon?b. live in a city, and have dollars?
― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)
there is an oven in my apartment. i do own a mixing bowl. i have no wooden spoon. i do live in a city. i have no dollars and in fact am overdrawn until payday on friday. i don't think i've been overdrawn since i was 21.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)
― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
and please excuse the non-nfl item but ILB makes me sad, leee- 9you know anything about this dude the bosox are paying $51M for the rights to NEGOTIATE with? he throws a "gyro" ball? so, what, he doctors it with feta cheese?
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)
what i wouldn't give to truly and completely understand that sentiment.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)
What is the most awesome thing about the gyroball (which Matsuzaka, the Japanese $51 million man, may or may not throw) was that Japanese scientists engineered the pitch through computer simulation and Godzilla-style bioengineering.
― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)
Give or take, yeah. Madness.
God damn it, now I really want a cookie - I have a package of Golden Oreos waiting for me @ home; they might not last the night.
God bless the ILNFL mods for not (yet) banning non-football talk, BTW.
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.ehow.com/images/ehows/steps/screwball6_L.jpg
― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)
I don't know the ins and outs TBH, but you can read the Wiki for a better explanation.
Also I keep forgetting to pick up a bag of Safeway Select Blowjobs.
― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)
― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)
mouthful of coffee, meet lcd monitor.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)
Gyroballs versus cookies whatup.
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/distantreplays_1922_175779500
― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
TRUE STORY: i shed a tear at the end of Elf
― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)
xpost what, when they are all singing? It's pretty heart-warming, dude.
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
Ally, yay! my attempt to talk Chicago up at this time of year: it's cold but it's not as cold as usual, what with the end times being upon us. also: your job is not here. yay!
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)
the singing part is a choke up for me as well but I'm pretty lame. I cried when I saw Cool Runnings, and the bobsled fell.
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
madden needs an entire game based only on "throwback" teams. pick a year from the past and do the entire league.
or better yet, strike a deal with the nfl players alumi or whatever their bargaining arm is called and licence the old names! it's so frustrating to try to remember who the old patriots players are, esp. when the #s don't always correspond with the position. like the '76 pats were qb'd by steve grogan (#14) but historic madden has the '76 pats qb'd by a #11. but madden #11 is 6'5" 215 lbs, went to k-state and is a very mobile qb. just as grogan was 6'5" 215, went to k-state and was a scrambling fool until his knees went all magnets-and-iron-filings on him.
anyway, that's my rant. licence the names madden! i'm sure the nfl alumni pension fund could use the $$$.
xpost- re: crashing. i would totally offer up my place but i live in a shit hole and i don't even like to stay here. but if you don't have four walls and a roof i'm marginally better than sleeping outdoors.
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
People love the old teams, uni's and players. Jim Brown!
xpost
― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
i may or may not know someone who owns this.
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
i'll take 7th Grade Memories for $200, alex.
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
i think they actually licensed all the old players' names for this year's Madden. that #11 shit drove me crazy too.
― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 12 January 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)
i really need to do something about my life because this made me the happiest i've been since probably september.
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
be back later.
― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)
― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrI52_2GaZI
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
u late.
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 October 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)
that's still awesome tho.
It's new to me!
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9894/britandromonj4.jpg
― daria-g, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)