BILL COWARD MORE LIKE IT AMIRITE: THE 06-07 COACHING CAROUSEL LOL FUK U ALLY

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LOL oh steelers

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Did he cry?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

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^^^ this is brett favre fyi

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

My father-in-law is doing a jig as I type this.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Wha happen? I thought Brett was having fun this year!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

omg can I post the picture ESPN is running right now or will I get yelled at like I'm Tad?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

listen to your heart

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FORMER FACE OF THE STEELERS:

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0201/photo/g_cowher_412.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Wow hey there chinny mcchinface!! I heard you quit coachin'!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

I guess SOMEONE on the Steelers has to have a face, amirite LOL @ rofflesberger.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

LOL!

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

What 49-year-old quits coaching for good? The easy guess would be a year or two off, then back to coaching. Is there some reason to think Cowher is retiring for good?

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

My high school football coach looked a whole lot like Cowher, except he had a full on fu manchu style stache.

I think Cowher will sit out a few years and if the NC State head football coaching job comes up, that might be the one he will want. Either that or wait on the Carolina Panthers job. I think Cowher is a close to the home kind of guy.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i kept wanting to throw my beer at the tv last weekend every time that nfl films commercial would come on with cowher biting his lip and saying, 'that was a special moment'. and then namath came on after him, ugh.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

No tears today...how refreshing.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

they're better off w/o him at this point, he is so mellow and like "lol i do not care i am kyle orton" right now

AMAAAAAZING that nobody has mentioned saban yet :-0

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

i knew saban was gone after this season the instant i saw that limp-dick flag toss in week 1.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

not so amazing that no one has brought up saban on a thread about a totally different person, you jackweeds!!! lol j/k

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

gis "lmbo"

http://www.geocities.com/grumpie_man/Animation6.gif

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

ally i have something for you

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.njff10501051714.giants_eagles_football_njff105.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

*"i'm a believer" plays*

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/4/3b49181a938cac3aa6c896404d2391d4.jpg

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

it's a good enough point

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

also both "grumpie_man" the wizard cat and eli: i love them!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

OH I SEE IT HAS BEEN BROUGHTEN!!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://x.go.com/cgi/x.pl?goto=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2720610&name=FPT-2720610-010517&srvc=sz

Raiders' job avail.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

I should sign up; it would decrease my commute time.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Raiders should have a reality show with the winner becoming the head coach.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

If it was the winner pulling the plug on Davis, I'd watch.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 6 January 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

Or rub Vitalis into his scalp and trim his nose hair. Ewwww! Davis is now like your crazy neighbor with 50 cats all named Randy Moss.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 6 January 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha bobby petrino is atlanta's new HC hahahahahaha oh god

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

*points at you, laughs*

I guess I should knock it off before the Maras decide to hire, like, the dude from the Wendy's commercial eatin' tiny food as their next head coach :(

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

LOL THEY COULD HAVE BEEN ON BOISE STATE JOCK BANDWAGON RITE?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

he will follow in the footsteps of ncaa-to-nfl success stories like pete carroll, steve spurrier and nick saban :'(

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

There's no way he can be as bad as Spurrier was.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

I still think the Redskins/Spurrier situation was just a bad fit for all parties involved. Had he debuted with a different team, things might have gone better.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

who in their right mind would take the falcons job?!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Someone willing to bench Vick?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe after Parcells "retires" again he can go in there, shape those wacky kids up.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

we're going to wind up with Mora because it's only one letter away from Mara. that's using misdirection to create confusion.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Then Olindo Mare is in the running. Giants should definitely hire a kicker as their next head coach.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Olindo Mare, the new Giants OC.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

roffle at "someone willing to bench vick" my ass.

also does he not remember the marcus vick incident?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok holy shit Adam Schefter is now ~~starting the rumor~~reporting that Parcells is a strong candidate for the Giants GM job.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

that would be awesome! right?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

there'll be overweight guidos all over new jersey spontaneously creaming in their sweatpants when they hear that on sports radio later this afternoon.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Also apparently Arizona is having KURT WARNER and MATT LEINART interview potential head coaches. The Bidwells really seriously do not give a fuck at all, do they?

xpost I...am not really sure. They supposedly want their new GM in ASAP so he can ~~fire~~make the decision on Coughlin by Monday.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Upside: Parcells would definitely fire Coughlin
Downside: Might drag random old players out of the woodwork like pokemons and force them onto the Giants team

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

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That guy is 17.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

haha, I was just coming here to post, "so, Raiders hired a 12-year-old to coach the team."

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't say fail, i said fail spectacularly...did you hear? they want to send moss, porter and #1 to atlanta for vick and a #1.

my sides!

i also think "tuna" must be some native american dialect for "guy who does not see out contract...repeatedly"

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh, I was also coming here to say: Mike Tomlin is hott.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't say fail, i said fail spectacularly...did you hear? they want to send moss, porter and #1 to atlanta for vick and a #1.

ok this is worthy of this: 8[

wtf!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i just don't see how a 31 year old w/ no head coaching experience is going to handle a product of the va tech crime factory that's already de-pantsed one youthful head coach scion.

i dunno...maybe this guy stole the gentle glow in which pete carroll basks?

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh man next season is gonna be great 8 D

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'd say Atlanta would be laughing all the way to the bank on that trade but they're getting Moss.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

does ATL think schaub is the next tony romo or something?

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Inta*Juice with Randy Moss.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

laughing all the way to the bank TO FILE BANKRUPTCY

vick would be a 22 million cap hit. shit aint happening, and also it would ruin the team for years to come even if schaub turned out to be a brady-in-waiting as so many white ppl fantasize.

vikes fans should be pissssssssssssssssed that tomlin is gone. they would've been so much better off promoting him, ENJOY YOUR CHILDRESS LMBO. he probably doesn't deserve much credit for their defense this year (any team with pat and kev williams is gonna have a hellacious run d) but basically everyone in the league is completely in love with him. pittsburgh's got a gem imo. also he is Omar Epps which adds some gravitas to the position imo.

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

actually lol @ "ruin the team for years to come", as if we are on the cusp of a championship or something

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

I was gonna say!!! You guys are fucked no matter what, unless they replace the entire team somehow. I don't think "white ppl" think that Schaub is going to turn into Brady (or Romo LOL cryingface.jpg here), I think a lot of people are just fuckin sick of Michael Vick. The dude isn't really good enough to justify the shit the team goes through for him. But yeah that trade isn't happening, not even the Raiders are that crazy.

(cue Schefter suddenly turning up telling me I'm wrong)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah there's no way the Falcons do that trade. The cap hit would be brutal. They'd be better off trading Schaub, actually. Maybe he's the new Jesus, but he also hasn't done shit yet and his value will never be higher.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

honestly just a year or two ago trading michael vick would've been like when the hawks traded dominique wilkins, but right now there are a LOT of fans who have been vick supporters from day one who would be receptive to a change. i'd still like to see him succeed here and i think he'd play to his potential if he wasn't coddled so gd much, if he had a coach who would push him and hold him accountable and blah blah. all of this totally ignores that it's a completely shitty team in every way, with or without him, and he brings a higher level of play as is than most of his teammates but w/e VICK VICK VICKKFPAFSLF PENIS.

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

schaub's a RFA, so they'll probably tender him at the highest level and hopefully squeeze a first-rounder out of it.

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

i wish blount was around i want his input :*(

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

r.i.p ; (

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I agree with you that if Vick wasn't treated like a pretty, pretty princess he'd probably have progressed a lot further by now. What on earth is that about, everyone tiptoeing around him? I dont really follow the Falcons so I am not sure what the story is with that but I have noticed it a lot.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's hard to say whether or not he actually regressed this year though, b/c the gm kind of fucked him. they got rid of duckett, and got lelie who did fuck all (until they played the skins, incidentally) and their receivers went through a stretch of several games where they dropped everything thrown at them (until they played the skins, incidentally).

recall that at the beginning of the season, he was going bananas.

i dunno, apparently the owner loves him, but this dope bust has kind of soured him on mssr. mexico.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

The Falcons should focus on getting some receivers but I guess everyone already knows that. All those dudes they have are like sub-Reche.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

michael jenkins is their #1, which says a lot

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's cuz he was brought in to be the savior of an eternally-miserable franchise from day one. this is a team that couldn't sell out playoff games on the rare occasion that it had them, barely anybody even noticed when they went to the super bowl. if he goes, so does a lot of the attention and fanbase. contrast his sitch with, like, steve young, who sucked on a terrible Tampa team, then had to spend years stewing in the shadow of montana and teh mighty niner empire and that jazz, which i think turned him into some kind of pathological loony who had to prove himself at any cost. or shit, BUCKHEAD BRETT - a guy with great physical gifts but also an undisciplined football player who never really began playing to his potential until holmgren came along and held him accountable. (note decline in play when sherman took over)

(lol i am such an apologist~)

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think vick can do it but i don't know if he can do it in atlanta. maybe the texans! 8 /

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't the owners want to keep Vick at pretty much any cost? I am pretty sure the cash he brings in totally dwarf his salary, over here (england) you cannot get Brady or Manning shit like at all but Michael Vick stuff is gettable in sports shops, I dunno if that is mirrored in Thailand etc but if it is $$_$$recheface.jpg.

QUESTION: why is this?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

greg, no matter WHO the qb is the money the team makes will dwarf his salary. and the nfl has revenue sharing so all teams will see some money from the sale of vick shirts, though not as much as the falcons do now. if the falcons could get a qb who could lead them to a couple of playoff wins then THAT would make him more valuable.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Atlanta's cap hit would be more than 10% of their total cap space for 2007. No way there moving him before 2008 and even then you still take a big hit. Vick's not going anywhere soon.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

"They'd be better off trading Schaub, actually. Maybe he's the new Jesus, but he also hasn't done shit yet and his value will never be higher."

You know the last time the Falcons tried that, it didn't work out so hot.

I've said it before but Atlanta needs a vet reciever that is steady with some hands that can run routes and go across the middle. As much as he is a mouth, K-Shawn would have been a good choice. I think the Chargers did good getting Keenan McCardell a few years back to play wideout to Brees. I think a steady guy like that might be the glue to hold their offense together. They could also go for the mother of all freak shows and maybe see if Jerry would ship them T.O. for a quart of milk.

The one thing about the Falcons keeping Vick for one more year is that if he totally mainlines next season, they probably won't be able to trade him and will just have to eat the cash on a release. I think next year is it.

Either way, I would be working most of all on improving their defense, which has slid from injuries quite a bit in the past couple of years. I think if their defense could greatly improve with that running game, they would be very competitive. Heck they are not far from that now.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

You know the last time the Falcons tried that, it didn't work out so hot.

Who, Doug Johnson? I remember when he was "the best non-starting quarterback in the NFL." Then Vick got hurt and Johnson played like a backup quarterback. Not every highly touted prospect dude is Brett Favre.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/ackaldavis.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's like some sort of edgar bergin/charlie mccarthy bit taken to a horrifyingly disturbing level.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

holy fuck

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

I just heard snippets of Kiffen's press conference on the local sports talk performing monkey channel. The poor guy kept spouting cliche's about how the Raiders will work hard and have fun. I'm not sure how this will go over with guys like Joey Porter or Randy Moss. I feel sorry for the him.

That picture needs to be in the FAQ!!!

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Thursday, 25 January 2007 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

i think reche or b-dawk need to be involved first

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 25 January 2007 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/aldavis.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

precccccccccccccioussssssss

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

aggh no wtf jesus

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's like Al Davis saw Blue Velvet and thought "that's awesome! this guy Frank is awesome!"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Which old, incompetent fart are the Cowboys going to hire?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

wilford brimley

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 January 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

Lorenzo Lamas

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

or Donald Rumsfeld

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

god, Rumsfeld would out-asshole Belichick. that would be kind of amazing.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 26 January 2007 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

i would seriously love to see a football game between teams coached by chaney and rumsfeld. plus the inevitable post-game slap fight at mid-field in place of the handshake.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

condi wants to be commissioner one day and did anyone read the tiki profile in this weeks nyer where he says he had an instant bond w/her and shes just such a genuine lady no pretense at all then theres a pic of him shirtless in jeans looking so fn gay and the whole time yr thinking he seems like a decent guy no wait hes a vacuous egomaniac and the entire thing is abt how football hurts like alot arrrgh wtf permanently scarred

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't been able to bring myself to read that New Yorker profile, because the beefcake shot of him is surprisingly disturbing. I mean, empirically, he's a hot man, but that picture is just wrong.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Saturday, 27 January 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/aldavis-reche.jpg

― c(,,c) (Leee), Sunday, 28 January 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5732/prezalyd4.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 28 January 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

D: MY MIND

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 28 January 2007 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

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