Rich Eisen hates Chicago

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"According to craigslist, Chicago has the laziest, fattest, blindest, and hairiest fans, who need their kitchens remodeled" - Rich Eisen

He thankfully did not say this in his "Chicago accent"

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

eh, he's still smarting over yet another Wolverine meltdown

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's just quite bizarre, he's always affecting this very awful stereotypical insulting Chicago accent and now this. What did Chicago ever do to him, I wonder?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

Probably involved a bar.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

He also sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" straight into the camera, which he ran up to, so he might not have been sober.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

rich eisen went to northwestern, i guess he got his ass kicked a few times in rogers park or evanston maybe.

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 18 January 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

i hate everything about the southside accent except when it's used to pronounce the word "jagbag". then it is my favorite thing ever.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Mike North overrated 1000% since 1997

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

mike north? total jagbag.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

On NFL Total Access, Eisen often boasts his pride for Michigan when interviewing NFL players who also graduated from Michigan or jokingly taunts rivals from Notre Dame and Michigan State. He does not taunt Ohio State players because Michigan can not beat Ohio State.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT A SECOND. RICH EISEN IS MARRIED TO SUZY SCHUSTER?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

whats a suzy schuster?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

the college football lady sideline reporter

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Adam Schefter is an American Sports Writer and TV Analyst. He is currently employed by the NFL Network. He is a graduate of the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor. He regrets going to Michigan.

wtf up with the editorializing and weird asides in these wikis?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

If they're going to editorialize, they shd at least fabricate some sort of citable websource, even if it's just an HTML page that says:

I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh, I didn't realize he intended his "Chicago" accent as a burn! I thought he was being purposefully hyperbolic. well, fuck you, Rich Eisen!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

just as an aside, i love the "Living People" category on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

50 Cent is a living person! Who knew?

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

what what what??!?!? from the ny post:

Philadelphia TV reporter Alycia Lane is in hot water after a series of private e-mails and saucy snapshots she sent to handsome NFL Network anchorman Rich Eisen were intercepted by his wife. Suzy Shuster, a sideline reporter for ABC's college football broadcasts, hit the roof when she discovered seven e-mails and several bikini photos sent by Lane - who works for CBS affiliate WKYW-TV and is recently divorced - to an account she and her husband, Eisen, share.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

HE GOT IT

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alexslemonade.org/gallery/25/PICT0540.JPG

alycia lane is on the left

http://gameonmedia.com/gameon/home/consultants/photo-suzy.jpg

suzy shuster

― félix pié, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

HE TOTALLY GOT IT

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

wow, what does suzy do when it's not football season? root out truffles?

HIT THAT SHIT RICH!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dude there is nothing wrong w/ Suzy!

That said, hitting is definitely called for.

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

alycia lane looks like an aged frat whore imo. suzy looks pleasant, i guess.

― félix pié, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

I would hit all this sidelines.

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I would kill all this thread, too.

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

suzy looks cavaderish.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

the photo is black and white, kevin

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

he brings up some good points

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for pointing that out tom. but actually, i think a color photo would lend it's self more to appearing cadaverously.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Best part!

“Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini … congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?”

― Leee, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

And apparently, Suzy S. actually forwarded "Bright" Eisen's address to Alycia L.

― Leee, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

HEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIVORCE COURT!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6510/eisen.jpg

― enbba champions (omar little), Friday, 10 July 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

^________________^ A+ hack

― love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

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