I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

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I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

― Adam Schefter (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Schefter

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

FINALLY a source for the wiki.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://hosted.ap.org/photos/N/NYR10412170157C-big.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

I want someone to photoshop Adam Schefter into that now.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

This place is the best place on the internet.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Publications

Romo: My Life on the Edge Living Dreams and Slaying Dragons, ISBN 0-06-075863-5, with Bill Romanowski and Philip Towle, 2005

Think Like a Champion, ISBN 0-06-662039-2, with Mike Shanahan ,9/1999

TD: Dreams in Motion, ISBN 0-06-019282-8, with Terrell Davis, 9/1998

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Also, my relationships with Terrell Davis, Bill Romanowski, and Mike Shanahan were completely sexual in nature.

― Adam Schefter (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

"Slaying Dragons"?

xpost LOL!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/schefter.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Adam Schefter: Straight-Up Ballin' Your Denver Broncos From Noon Till Night Since 1990-Something

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU THAT IS THE BEST :D

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

YOURE WELCOME IT WAS MY PLEASURE

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

its always fun to avoid my job photoshoping things by photoshopping things

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have edited a wiki

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

haaa!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha awesome!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Will someone help me try to get the Brandon Arroyo wiki to stick?

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

He looks so content and at peace w/ himself. It's nice.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T FUCK WITH BRANDON

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVIL TWINS BORNE OF TIM MCCARVER THEIR DUE RESPECT.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

someone changed back the wiki a little bit ago :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

The internet is dead to me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Do you guys think we should start a campaign to get that jpg on the NFL Network?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

^^^YES^^^

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok how do I shot "Rich Eisen's e-mail address"

I will spend the rest of my work day on this project.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

i renamed the image adam_schefter.jpg and made an adam_schefter.html page on my website so now if we link to it (using different wording, from here and multiple other sites) like:

omg did you here that adam schefter of the nfl network has been named time magazine's person of the year for 2006! its teh best eva!

then at least he'll find it when he googles himself.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

for someone who's on tv he's got wicked shitty gis results - this should be easy.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok I love your plan.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

I just like the idea that he actually controls the information age, and that this is because of his relationship with Mike Shanahan, and the reason Al Davis is afraid of him

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

wiki edited

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

link your "fan page" to this page so we can create a moebius in internet-time

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/2dojg6

in the comments

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

tom - done.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

what are we all doing still at work?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

i work @ home - not quite friday nite time yet.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha shit wrong thread, must be nice for you though.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

is ok except i have no discipline as you might've guessed

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

CELTICS Blog?

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

what what what, who???

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

the g00gl b0m hasn't worked yet but this thread does appear on the third page when u google "adam schefter".

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 28 January 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

ADAM SCHEFTER PART DEUX

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

that blows me away

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok what happened to the first page!!! LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I only disappointed that I can't click thru nu-Schefter to a page where I can order some Men's Recovery Project CDs.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

omfg
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Page 3 = A++++++++

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok we need to start making this a myspace meme somehow to get this up to #1 in google

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I am campaigning. We can make it happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 95 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/2420456125

Writing a book is the male equivalent of giving birth. My new book, Class of Football, just arrived in mail. About to send link...

and here it is!
SCHEFTERBOOK

― CAR CHASE!!!!! (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i30.tinypic.com/xmsho5.jpg

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5360088/espn-finally-kills-adam-schefter

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mdc.edu/homestead/PS_Homestead/Images/Animated_Siren.gif

http://i34.tinypic.com/30j4hzq.png

http://www.mdc.edu/homestead/PS_Homestead/Images/Animated_Siren.gif

― the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:09 (seventeen years ago)

why arent you watching the game yo

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

^_^

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

i am but i'm also doing other things, j0rdan s brought that to my attention xp

― the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

k cool, carry on

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

next tell him abt how you stole his identity

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:52 (seventeen years ago)

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

game, respect

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:56 (seventeen years ago)

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

― bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

― brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i33.tinypic.com/zkoj5v.jpg

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

― a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

joe ^_^

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://i34.tinypic.com/jzdzy1.png

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

Adam Schefter
Football Insider

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

― gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.

― Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

got a parrot named Pretty Face

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

way

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif

― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Congratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)

jeff butt

― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...

.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018

― k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (eight years ago)

damn he never really gets heated like that

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team

calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!

― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:45 (five years ago)

What a fucking toadie wow

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:55 (five years ago)

ahhh ha

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:24 (five years ago)

this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is

even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:23 (five years ago)

I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 16:20 (five years ago)

Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (five years ago)

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