YOUR BEEER TASTES LIKE SWILL: GRADE THE STUPORBOWL COMMERCIALS

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― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

i liked the weirdo GPS Ultraman one. That's about it.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

I LIKED THAT ONE AND THE GOULET ONE.

MODS, CAN YOU PLEASE CHANGE THRED TITLE TO 'YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE SWILL AND NO AMOUNT OF HYPERACTIVE MEXICAN CARLOS MENCIA CAN CHANGE THAT'? K THX

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the Letterman + Oprah promo.

― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

wtf @ the one with the two mechanics eating the candy bar, kissing and then ripping their chest hair off! wtf @ it!

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

LOL RITE? GAY IS STILL FUNNY

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

I am agreeing with these. also gay oprah fighting ultraman goulet would've been awesome.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

The Sierra Mist ones were good. I wonder what Tracey Morgan got paid for 2 seconds of work.

― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

Chevy was a bunch of pussies for not using "Chevy Van" in the song collage.

― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

GM SAD ROBOT #1

It was a pretty weak crop though.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

The sad robot made me think of the spike jonze ikea lamp commercial... only MORBID

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

Morbidly obsessed with quality!

But yeah, me too. It is only a lamp!! It has no feelings!! But given the dearth of cute animal ads there was a nice gap to step into.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

The one where the couple pick up the ax-wielding hitch hiker with the Bud Light was pretty funny. I liked the K-Fed one as well. That's about it.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

The early ones in the game w/ the casual violence.

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was bothered by the lion taco bell commcercial. As soon as I saw the two male lions sitting next to each other I said (out loud), 'that shouldn't be....'

I need a girlfriend or something.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

all of these white commercials sucked

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

I skipped to the Puppy Bowl at every commercial break.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 5 February 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i thought the ads were rather gay this year. kind of an odd strategy. snickers? seriously, dude.

i actually kind of liked the heart attack ad, though, in the fine tradition of super bowl ads, it kind of dragged out.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 5 February 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

ultraman
goulet
suicidal robot

everything else was kind of awful or totally forgetable

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the careerbuilder.com gladiator one, but this was the weekest year of ads I've ever seen.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

weirdest ad: in the background sports announcer voices express platitudes about "making it this far" while they show people watching and then only later are you supposed to realize omg it's all black people watching and the sports announcer is talking about THEM.

something was off about that one.

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 5 February 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

hello COKE LUVS BLACK PEOPLE HISTORY MONTH ad, you made me want to destroy the tv so much

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

the suicidal gm plant robot one really depressed the fuck out of me.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

the coupla "black people? we love black people!" ads were pretty dim.

I also found GM robot depressing; it's funny that GM works their robots to the point where they have suicidal dreams? This is an endorsement?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

this was the weekest year of ads I've ever seen.

d00d every year is the weakest year of ads you've ever seen.

― c(,,c) (Leee), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

it's funny that GM works their robots to the point where they have suicidal dreams? This is an endorsement?

exactly. someone want to clue me in on how this is supposed to make me want to buy their product?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

what was the Robert Goulet commercial even for?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Emerald Nuts!

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

Emerald Nuts.

Does godaddy.com spend their entire ad budget on Super Bowl day every year?

― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

yo did i miss the 'marriage proposal' ad or did that never happen

― roger goodell (gear), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Does godaddy.com spend their entire ad budget on Super Bowl day every year?

Thank you for reminding me of yesterday's greatest WTF moment, the "as seen on late-night cable" salesgenie spot. For this, they bought time in the first quarter?

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

it was bizarro sb this year as the halftime show was great and the commercials sucked.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

commercials have not been good for years and years.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Yo, speaking of suck, that Real World LV chick was in the GoDaddy spot.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

i thought it was a good crop, compared to last year which didn't have any memorable ones.

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

worst/most wtf commercial: jay-z playing star wars chess with don shula

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

DOES SOMEONE WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME THIS ABORTION OF A SENTENCE FROM THE COKE LOVES BLACK PEOPLE SPOT?:

"Brooklyn, 1947: Baseball shows us courage, it's #42"

SO TELL ME: IS THERE NO ONE, AT ANY POINT IN THE CLEARLY LONG AND INVOLVED PROCESS OF CRAFTING AN AD FOR THE SINGLE BIGGEST TELEVISION EVENT OF THE YEAR, THAT SOMEONE SAID--"HEY, THIS SENTENCE IS THE GRAMMATICAL VERSION OF THE WAR IN IRAQ." IS COCA-COLA STAFFED BY MY BROTHER?

― max (maxreax), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

OTM about Jay-Z vs. Shula, that was total estupido.

― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

only b/c there's no way jay would have beaten don

― max (maxreax), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

You all know that Black History Month Coke ad has been on the air since Feb 1, right?

I liked the Doritos checkout girl ad; that was about it.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

DOES SOMEONE WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME THIS ABORTION OF A SENTENCE FROM THE COKE LOVES BLACK PEOPLE SPOT?:

"Brooklyn, 1947: Baseball shows us courage, it's #42"

42 was Jackie Robinson's number, he was the first black major league player. All MLB teams are required to retire his number.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

The only memorable Coke ad was the GTA ad (which ruled)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 February 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

actually, coke has been airing the black history month ad since january, but last night's had some tagline that obliquely referred to the importance of dungy v. lovie.

has anybody figured out what the adjective dungy describes? my friends and i decided that using a replay to determine whether or not there were 12 men on the field was a pretty dungy move.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

has anybody figured out what the adjective dungy describes?

i think it's interchangable w/"homophobic".

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

curious.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

but last night's had some tagline that obliquely referred to the importance of dungy v. lovie.

it did?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

it said something like "especially tonight" or something equally arch and corny that kind of negated whatever vibe they were going for.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

"whatever vibe they were going for"

-hip and classy, i reckon.

grade? "f"

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Colts and Bears in the NoHomoBowl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPEw0N9ORVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOSlesmeMMQ

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit the youtube comments

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

THEY GOT MARVIN HARRISON TO SAY SOMETHING?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

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