excuse me Mike Ditka but wtf r u doin

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RIP Ditka

We can also use this thread as a repository of ridiculous bullshit songs football has foisted on us.

Like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyNMz_LxEoA

Points to whomever can track down Troy Aikman's country song.

I heard that Troy had club feet as a child. Is that true?

ANSWER: In his book children's book Things Change (1995 Taylor Publishing), Troy writes: "During my first year, my parents found it difficult to put on my shoes. They were not worried at first. Soon, however, they started to wonder why my legs slightly bowed below my knees and my toes curled under my feet.
"They took me to Dr. Bill McColl, a former Chicago Bears football player, who told my parents I had a mild form of club foot.

"Dr. McColl put casts on my feet when I was 8 months old. Every two weeks the casts were changed. I wore those casts until a month after my first birthday, and I even learned to walk wearing them.

"After the casts came off, I wore special shoes until I turned 3 years old. The high-top white shoes looked like regular shoes except the toes pointed out, as though they were on the wrong feet. I wore the shoes day and night. My heels were strapped together when I slept.

"Slowly my feet grew normally."