Never Forget 9/11 aka Jeremy Shockey's Tattoo (you might wanna call this YOUR NY GIANTS 2005 THREAD)

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Interception! Lateral! Crazy pass to Shockey! What say you! Eli, he's so hot right now. Tiki Barber, the most underrated running back in the NFL. Etc.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

They will win the division, and easily. I guarantee you this. That's not a daring prediction...BUT I wanna also say, in 2 years, Giants go no-huddle offense a la the Bills. They will destroy. Eli has it in him, but he gotta figure out how to...well...not throw the ball 10 feet too high.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Not as much as was needed at childhood Thanksgivings for Giants QB Jared Lorenzen; his mother is one of 12 children, and he has an aunt who is one of 10. He spent the holiday at his uncle's house in Kentucky, along with some 250 family members. "Another [relative] has seven kids, another six," says Lorenzen. "They're Catholic; they get after it." And the feeding? "My mom and I would make six cheesecakes. My uncle had a huge house with an indoor basketball court. We'd have a cousins-versus-uncles basketball tournament that lasted until midnight. There's a big line for food, so I would try to lose on purpose at basketball so that I could come and eat."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/players/11/22/turkeys1128/

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

250 people??????????

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

great comeback in the 4th, but couldn't close the door. wtf happened to jay feely?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

he was probably still upset about Big Blue losing to OSU yet again.

was Shockey really pointing and laughing at the Seattle sideline as Feely's last kick in regulation sailed wide? somebody said that on a message board. Fox didn't cut over from the Eagle/Packer game until it was already OT.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 28 November 2005 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

If he did, it wasn't shown on television...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

Before going to commercial at one point during OT, they showed Shockey laughing and gloating at a TV camera (not the Seattle bench) just as they tried the FG (I forget which one, though!).

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 28 November 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

He ran out onto the field all excited after the last missed FG, that's when he pointed at a camera.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

No, I saw the shot. Shockey is pointing both fingers at a camera on the sideline, not at the stands, and not laughing, but just kind of being a jackass, and then WHOA, AW, SHIT. It was the second FG attempt/miss by Feely. By the third one nobody was acting like that.

Why does it seem like every camera in use for football is geared for dual-speed playback? I guess you have to, to get the slow-motion effect on gatorade dumps.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php/i432_shockeyshocked.gif

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

It reminds me of the Zapruder film. DID FEELEY ACT ALONE

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 28 November 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DO I WON GAME?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

First place, my friends, first place. The Cowboys looked positively AWFUL yesterday.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Blesdoe under pressure = tin foil in a microwave.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

If the Giants somehow miss the playoffs (or if they get ousted in round 1), prepare for a media war between Shockey and Manning. Jeremy is getting more and more pissed every time Eli misses him when he's open and it's really starting to show.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

How the hell are they going to miss the playoffs?

1) They're in the NFC.
2) They're in the NFC.
3) They're in the NFC.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

David R. OTM, any team that doesn't have to play the resurgent Cleveland Browns has a shot at the playoffs.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

"somehow".
And it wouldn't take a miracle for the Giants to lose two games at this point in the season or for Washington and Philly to win two.
See also: Pittsburgh.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Did you miss the Monday night game? Philly needs more than a miracle.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

That would be a pre-kickoff Monday night comment.
Alright, Philly's roasted. What about Washington though?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 December 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

Washington has been stealth crap all year. I don't understand why anyone rates them at all.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

STEALTH crap.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

well, record-wise crap as well.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Well, yeah. I thought they were better than 6-6, but they really shouldn't be.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

They should probably be worse IMO!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno about that - I'm speaking from a totally ill-informed perspective, but their defense seems A-OK, Portis is Portis, and if they can get someone to actually complete a pass (which I think they have now!), and their O-line remembers why they get the big buxx, they're probably good for at least what they have record-wise right now.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Washington is close to being good, other than the spanking the Giants gave them, they have lost the rest of their games by a touchdown or less.

― earlnash, Thursday, 8 December 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Philly needs more than a miracle.

True. Not even an extra home game can save them now.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 8 December 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

They're going to get their asses beat down next week. They should kind of consider just bagging in their season I think.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Washington is close to being good

I bet Joe Gibbs pulls it together next season. They were a lot better than anyone expected them to be this season. And Gibbs is such a great coach.

I used to live in DC and I was there for the 91 Skins, which to this day is still the best football team I've ever seen. It's hard to believe they've only made the playoffs once since Gibbs left.

― Giants = Super Bowl (TCBeing), Friday, 9 December 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

You and I read different pre-season media (though being trapped in DC I got an extra dosing of Skins hype) vis a vis "better than expected"...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

I have a weak spot for Santana Moss.
I'd like to see th' Giants re-stomp the Eagles, cuz if they don't there will be a considerable amount of nay-saying on their playoff run hopes after their previous beating. They lost Westbrook now as well? Is they cursed?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 December 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

SHOCKEY OUT WITH HURTED ANKEL

that's what you get for letting your pass get picked off and then bitching and whining like a a bitchy-bitch bitch man while the safety gets away with the ball right fucking behind you

― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 December 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Was I that sick that I missed him getting hurt??? I don't remember him getting teh injured? I hope his leg falls off.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

He's gonna make the NFL Film folks very happy this year.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

MORE PICS PLZ
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/nfl/2002/1230/photo/g_shockey_i.jpg

http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j2pfaend/shockey.jpg

http://nohmusic.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shockey.jpg

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/mifl/sports/m-footbl/01-02roster/p-shockey.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/041217_shockey1.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.missfootball.com/shockey.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

that didn't show up that huge on my computer when I copied the link. That woman is Tits Midget.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/football/nfl/09/16/burning.questions/p1_shockey_ap.jpg

DEMONSTRATING TITS MIDGET

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

TR & JS would make a wonderful couple. Not as hot as Urlacher & Paris, of course - what could be?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

They look disturbingly like brother and sister.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

Eli is lonely! Sad!
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0106/photo/u_eli_372.jpg

(err I don't really have anything to add to this thread right now)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Eli is fondling his nuts, sad.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 January 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

They all do that.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, he's still the new guy, he has to let 'em.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazing

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

He is not fondling his nuts - he's clearly got ahold of his shaft.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, he's got em stuck in his muff.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

shaft fondling > nuts fondling

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it seems like dudes on this thread are taking an odd, counterintuitive stance on the sadness of nuts/shaft fondling.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 7 January 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

NEXT YEAR

― TOMBOT, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Fuckin' G'ints.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 January 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

lmao @ giants

― The Legend of Tony Balls (Adrian Langston), Monday, 9 January 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

lmao @ Archie moping in the tunnel at the stadium

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Monday, 9 January 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

I JUST GOTS FREE CAPPUCINO ON BASIS THAT ELI MANNING BROKE MY HEART THIS WEEKEND

SO ALL YOU WINNERS CAN SUCK IT!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/giants_unveil_strahan_signal

i just wanna point out that the strahan signal is COMING OUT OF 9/11!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

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