Rolling 2007 Regualr Season thread

Browns vs Steelers on Sunday. Find big TV, watch game with Steeler fan buddy, come to blows, eat wings.

What are you doing?

Go Saints!

oh christ, Schef can you fix spelling in title please?

Should be a good game tomorrow! Luckily the Big Ten Network doesn't have the rights to this one.

As usual I'm pretty excited, and especially so when the Steelers go up 24-0 in the third quarter I'll get to see Brady Quinn come in and lead the Browns to a 27-7 loss.

I think we should leave that as Regualr season. Let all teh regualrs hang out.
Oh god I'm hyped for tomorrow night's game.

SO EXCITED YOU GUYS!

Jacksonville Jaguarls.

Leee goes for teh jugualr.

regualr's, mount up!

Jagualrs, duh.

STOP RUINING THE 2007 FOOTBALL SEASON WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE ROMEO CRENNEL

Jacksonville Jaguars running back Fred Taylor is still coping with the sudden exit of quarterback Byron Leftwich, his best friend on the team.

“It’s a dog-eat-dog business,” Taylor said. “We’re living in the belly of the beast, and sometimes that beast has to regurgitate itself."

o.O

beast otm

Oh good, maybe he'll suck and Del Rio will put in Jones-Drew for a majority of the carries!

If he does, expect Greg Jones to get the goal line carries lol.

no no no no no guys this is not how we do it around here and you all know this.

MATT LEINART'S YEAR GUYS 2007 week one shit talk etc.

hey chill out tomboGRINCH!!!!!! we can have both imho, i like the rolling threads in general bcz it cuts down the amt of time you have to spend wrestling with the search engine like it is a furious pack of voles

I'll be at the Browns/Steelers game, the Browns/Ravens game, the Browns/Bills game, and the Browns/Seahawks game. And this year I bought a big fat grill that cooks steak and shrimp and boiled potatoes. I'm really psyched to use it. And I've got a new football. And I actually bought tickets when they went on sale this year instead of like in years past when I missed the on sale date and had to resort to paying like $100 a ticket on Ebay. Man, I need to get a PSL. GO BROWNS!!

That said, I still think Steelers -4.5 is the lock of the century.

I picked Cleveland in my survival league. LOCK

7 HOURS

guys i cant believe it's here already!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW I CANCELLED DINNER PLANS FOR THIS SHIT!!!

IT'S BEEN SO LONG I'VE FORGOTTEN THE RULES OF THE GAME

HOW MANY FORWARDS CAN EAGLE A WICKET???!?!?

I see Manning is doing his usual choke job

:P

NBCHD IS BLOWING MULTIPLE RANCID COCKS RIGHT NOW

DAVID R WHERE HAVE U BEEN

uh oh TD

guys shouldn't this be in the week one thread?

but where is Chicago Kevin

I know, right?

I haven't seen him in months. ;_;

i'm eating a gigantic steak right now. CK, this one is for you :'"{

BROWNIE I HAVE BEEN BLOGGING

and I just can't access ILX via work (which is actually good for my well being)

btw NBC HD is back on my good side :)

Wasn't CK just on a thread bemoaning the fact that he was doing a fantasy draft?

Maybe he got lucky! :D

(no more smilies)

That tenderized fried chicken thing looked fantastic.

So am I to understand that if I want to watch NFL on NBC this season, I'm going to have to endure that smug asshole Keith Olbermann?

also - speaking of smug assholes - nice td Colts even though I hate you

So am I to understand that if I want to watch NFL on NBC this season, I'm going to have to endure that smug asshole Keith Olbermann?

If you can't change the channel during halftime, yeah.

lol at folks like me who picked that game to be the SB XLII preview

UGH

I am feeling pretty good about my Saints not making the playoffs prediction.

i cannot fix the error in thread title, mods have no ability to edit posts for christ knows why :(

wow...i did not expect last night...it was like "Hey..um...yeah everyone that has a big raging boner for Baltimore or San Diego or New England, we did kinda..you know...wanna remind you that we, like, won the FUCKING SUPERBOWL LAST YEAR....so, you might still wanna keep an eye on us."

i like the colts mostly cuz i love tony d. from when he was with the vikes, but love 'em or hate 'em, i'm not sure anyone ever has executed such a precision long passing game as manning and his current tandem....it's amazing to watch.

yeah it's pretty impressive, absolutely insane. but the real story is colts' defensive lockdown and/or saints' offensive wtfness.

yeah i was shocked! there's a whole bunch of kinda no-name dudes on that defense esp. after some of the defections but damn they looked great...plus they made that one former colt secondary dude (can't remember his name) just look like an idiot

David

Schef is your moderator title strictly ornamental? x_x

yeah, josh david was eaten alive.

*insert bill paxton freak out from alien(s?)*

where was the pressure?

I came here now specifically to post that Matt Wilhelm quote!

gahahlkahgaHAHAHA HOLY SHIT that is so great. i swear i would root for the bears so hard if it wasnt for rex, he just ruins it all 4 me :(

lol stence is this fukkin soviet russia or limeyworld or something, guilty until proven innocent? the whole "you havent proven yourself yet" thing only works if the person is already under suspicion, but the only suspicion u providing is that i haven't proven i'm NOT fairweather! that is some str8 crazy pills shit my man~

also arent you the dude who picks a new team to root for every year

ahahaha that Wilhelm quote! I swear Grossman looks like the dimmest man alive.

I am working on being more of a Bears fan so I don't feel luck such an asshole in Chicago bars on Sundays. I'm trying to just concentrate on Lovie Smith.

1. cankles, you are already under suspicion, c'mon.
2. no, saints are my team dude. who are you, sean agnew?
3. when your team goes 3 and out every time they get the ball, plenty of time for pee breaks. wtf it's like some people on this thread have never even watched football.
4. which makes them even more suspect than cankles!

i challenge i love nfl!

but omg you don't want to miss the peyton commercials!

man fuck that shill

"the NFL should market piss bottles"

-how about lisa nowak-endorsed, logo-emblazoned depends?

http://www.mercextra.com/blogs/buzz/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ditka.jpg

for fuck's sake omar

"kind of a mental midget"

HAY GUISE I'm posting from inside Rex Grossman's head!

gahahlkahgaHAHAHA HOLY SHIT that is so great. i swear i would root for the bears so hard if it wasnt for rex, he just ruins it all 4 me

I feel the exact same way. Plenty to cheer for on that team but Rex ain't it.

My wife insists he looks like a 'date rapist'

he looks more like a date rapee

he looks more like a date rapee

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6288/rexah3.jpg

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAA! Oh my....

this one's for you, brownie

http://a664.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_a8b5026cc2c1c6558ded1d47fcd7515f.gif

Slightly improved?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/alpatine-reche.jpg

man I just watched that raider broncos OT TO game on Replay and it was basically depressing. Shanahan is a BUTTHEAD.

man I just watched that raider broncos OT TO game on Replay...

DONT TASE ME BRO!

Steve Smith ♥ The Notebook

Brady > Manning, now and forever.

Just watch, you'll see!

-- If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:29 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

Now if I could only find the post where I predicted a Pats 16-0 season and was called 'crazy'...

:)

nah that's not crazy - i def recall at least one sportswriter (prob si.com) saying after spygate.. oh shit, pats going 16-0 now

Brady > Manning, now and forever.

You are every braindead Count-The-Rings mainstream media asshole riding the Patriots' cock since Bledsoe had his lung punctured by a broken rib, and you should be totally proud for jumping on the bandwagon the one year that Brady actually outperforms Manning, which just so happens to coincide with Brady finally getting WRs worth a damn (including a previously underperforming world-class talent) and Manning having his #1 go down for half a season. Have some cake:

http://www.cakedot.com/files/Bride675penis6-9-06.jpg

sounds like someone's butthurt...

David R, it's gonna be a sad, sad super bowl for you this year my friend

And I can't wait to see the Titans upset the Colts tonight...

attn nfl: DO NOT KICK IT TO HESTER

LOL

srsly how hard is this to figure out by now.

I hope Vince Young stays hurt - Kerry Collins is doing everything Vince is supposed to be doing.

Take THAT, Peyton!!

and Cleveland Browns!!!!!

I conversely hope that Vince Young is completely healthy!

Thanks Indy, you lost to the fucking flaming thumbtacks you stupid jerk butts

aw brownie. :( I'm sorry!

I dunno. The whole season was crazy but I thought CINDERELLA.

Thanks HS

:P

I would've given cankles left one for a 10-6 record.

now we're left with his right one

:[

hey, i was rooting for the browns all the way! i'm pissed that shittyass tennessee gaybabies are queering up my playoffs.

Sad Brown eyes.

It's pretty rough to miss the playoffs at 10-6.

I wish I was Albert Haynesworth right now just so I could say "Say it to my face, cankles. Just say it to my face."

Ha!

Seriously, though, TN deserves to be in the playoffs.

Football season is ridiculously too short. :(

Tenn deserves to be in; they also deserve to lose in the first round.

No way - they have a debt to repay the Chargers - remember December 9th? A day that will live in infamy among Titans fans...

If you can't win 10 you really shouldn't be there - ie 'Skins & Bucs.

Dude, I'm a titans fan and it's far too soon. Out on their ear.

No way - they have a debt to repay the Chargers - remember December 9th? A day that will live in infamy among Titans fans...

The Titans absolutely should have won that game, but I don't see them winning in San Diego. If the game was in Tennessee I'd give them a shot, but not on the road. Their first-team struggled to hold off Jim Sorgi and a lot of dudes I have NEVER EVER HEARD OF. (Lawton? Aromashodu? Dawson? Also, who is like every single dude on their defense who isn't named Bob Sanders, Jackson or Brackett? Are any of those guys any good?)

re: skins and bucs

i think it's considerably worse for a division winner to go in w/ 9 wins than the lower wild card seed.

After the Baltimore Ravens' lengthy search for a starting quarterback in 1999 concluded with the underwhelming signing of free-agent journeyman Scott Mitchell, then-rookie coach Brian Billick attempted to allay the concerns of unimpressed fans by self-assuredly proclaiming: "Trust me, Baltimore, I know quarterbacks."

Those came to be infamous words in Baltimore, where Billick spent the ensuing nine seasons demonstrating that he knew very little about how to fix the Ravens' chronic shortcomings at the game's most critical position.

This is ridiculous:

“His head is, not like flighty, but he's got so much going on up there,” center Nick Hardwick said. “I'd like to be in his brain for a little bit. You can see him walking around almost bumping into things. I think he just sees routes and stuff up there. It'd be a trip to be in there for a while – like 'Being John Malkovich.' Being Norv Turner.”

Much of San Diego was fixated this season on how Turner so often looks like he doesn't know what's going on, as if he is caught in a maze he can't navigate.

The truth is Turner notices pretty much everything and is at least two steps ahead of most other people around him. He sees things they don't, knows things they'll know later.

lol norval fan fic?