MATT LEINART'S YEAR GUYS 2007 week one shit talk etc.

that and the disingenuous thread title (lol taunting teams that have 0 fans) are all the shit talk I will be doing until after my team fires their coach in week 3

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/9/9/5/f_Untitled2m_4598ed8.gif

clearly the vikings will also come out and snorg them

I just got that ten disc set of nfl films music in the mail

mmm... fetish pr0n...

it comes in a case made of imitation brown pigskin. the amazon.com picture really does it no justice at all. I want to display it alongside my Lombardi plushie, see:

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61934&rendTypeId=4
http://www2.printshop.co.uk/SiteData/RatherGood/Products/Images/Large/Spongmonkey_Soft_Toy.jpg

also if I provide MOD-ADE w/ a torrent can he arrange for each ILNFL thread to get its own embedded mp3

i'm not a mod, dogg! also can u plz make all these threads for the rest of the year, cuz i suck at those overly wordy ILX thread titles, i would just be like "week 3 urrr" over and over

DRUDGE SIREN 4 LK: LEIGH BODDEN BUSTED TONIGHT FOR BEING A RUDE DUDE

TB did you watch the america's game about the Colts tonight, i havent caught it yet but the ad with peyton talkin bout kickin butts delights me in the extreme

(i'll take that torrent anyway tho)

oh christ leigh bodden

he went to college in pittsburgh so I'm not surprised that he can't navigate an airport parking lot

yeah, has anyone seen the America's Game about the Colts? I meant to watch it last night. Peyton seems...yeah, less measured than usual in the teasers.

man I am so fuckin stoked just for watching these bozos go at it on the NFL network again. Marshall Faulk is the only person with a lick of sense in the entire crowd and even he says ridiculous, ridiculous shit. "The Dolphins are going to surprise people this year!"

Deion: "The Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl. Tony Romo! T.O.! Jason Witten! blah blah" wtf carzy ppl are awesome

Rich Eisen is looking kind of rough. Did he always bob his head compulsively like that?

u people with cable disgust me :/

PRINT MEDIA 4 EVA

"priceless pep talk" Peyton mastercard commercial not up to standard. :(

"TB did you watch the america's game about the Colts "

I saw it last night. A good portion of the show is about the background leading up to last season. There is a funny sideline argument between Peyton and Jeff Saturday. Manning's voice goes up about two octaves yipping at Saturday and Tarik Glenn comes up and is like "go sit on the bench" breaking it up. They then cut to Manning and Dallas Clark talking about the side line freakout laughing because NFL films had a microphone on Peyton.

Nothing can top those America's Games about those 70s Raider and Steelers winners. Those things are freakin' gold.

gwen stefani and HP

guys I love Joseph Addai

waht is Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the NFL?

this Heineken commercial is f'ed up

I really forgot how much I miss the entire retarded TV spectacle of NFL football. I mean I love the sport and all that but jesus who thought bob costas bookended by tiki barber and keith olbermann could be so invigorating. IT'S HERE!!! FOOTBALL IS HERE!!! BA BUM BUM BUM BA BUM BUM etc

My favorite ad so far is tony romo repeating the dozy OC's play calls like he's a deaf downs baby. Which is exactly how I imagine him doing it in real life lol cheap shots

yeah, football on tv is absurd! did you see the fireworks and shit at the beginning?

dude I feel a little bad for the Saints

They sell apples at McDonald's now?

saints. ;_;

yeah it's depressing when teams you don't hate have to visit the indy dome.

but it is unendingly delightful when it's a team you do hate~!

GUYS WE FORGOT OUR WEEK ONE PIX

NO @ IND - saints lmbo
MIA @ WAS - oh god uh, miami
ATL @ MIN - lol uh
TEN @ JAC - jax
CAR @ STL - car
PIT @ CLE - pit
NE @ NYJ - ne
PHI @ GB - phi (i have a feeling about gb tho!!!!)
DEN @ BUF - buffalolz
KC @ HOU - hou
TB @ SEA - seattle @_@
DET @ OAK - uh detroit
CHI @ SD - sd
NYG @ DAL - nyg
BAL @ CIN - baltisnore
ARI @ SF - ari

i have zero confidence in any of these pix

Indy (everyone gets a freebie)
Wash
Min
Ten
Car
Pit
NE
Phi
Den
KC
Sea
Det
SD
Dal 0_o
Cin
SF o_0

NO @ IND - I woulda picked the horses
MIA @ WAS - native americans
ATL @ MIN - dog rapists
TEN @ JAC - scarycats
CAR @ STL - billy goats
PIT @ CLE - tomlins
NE @ NYJ - ex-bundchens
PHI @ GB - iggles
DEN @ BUF - horsies
KC @ HOU - oilers
TB @ SEA - birds
DET @ OAK - pussycats
CHI @ SD - lightning bolts
NYG @ DAL - huge dudes
BAL @ CIN - outlaw cats
ARI @ SF - golddiggers

MIA @ WAS - wash
ATL @ MIN - min
TEN @ JAC - jax
CAR @ STL - stl
PIT @ CLE - pit
NE @ NYJ - ne
PHI @ GB - phi
DEN @ BUF - denver
KC @ HOU - houston
TB @ SEA - seattle
DET @ OAK - oakland
CHI @ SD - sd
NYG @ DAL - dal
BAL @ CIN - cincy
ARI @ SF - sf

MIA @ WAS - Oh dear god, this will be unwatchable. Uh the fish!!

ATL @ MIN - No dog jokes allowed. As far as Minnesota goes I have no idea if Jackson can quarterback; however, I do want Harrington to do well, so it's Atlanta.

TEN @ JAC - Replacing Leftwich with Garrard is not a good move, but despite that Jacksonville is still much better than Tennessee. I think Young will regress a bit this year. Jax.

CAR @ STL - Is Delhomme the new Bledsoe? Is DeShawn Foster
a drive-killer? Go Rams!

PIT @ CLE – The countdown to the Brady Quinn era starts this Sunday. I predict he’ll be starting by Halloween. As close to a sure thing as you'll see this week. Steelers!!

NE @ NYJ - Mangenius no longer! Pats!

PHI @ GB - Philly.

DEN @ BUF - The few times I saw Denver in the pre-season they looked shaky. Denver.

KC @ HOU - Herm Edwards used his big running back so much last year that it wouldn't surprise me if Johnson's legs literally fell off by mid-October. When you add Herm's great skills at clock management and his play calling you get a train wreak masquerading as a football team. If everything goes as badly as I think, KC will be the black hole of the NFL this year. Another nearly unwatchable mess. Texans.

TB @ SEA - Who's the quarterback for Tampa? Does it really matter? Hawks.

DET @ OAK - Oakland might be better this year. I also might win the lottery. Detroit.

CHI @ SD - Chi-town should sign Leftwich. The guy played on a freakin' broken leg for Christ-sakes and that's the type of thing Bears fans eat up. Besides, they'll need someone when Rex does the inevitable mid-season self-destruct. Griese, his back-up, hasn't shown much and I don't think they'll send Orton's drunk-ass out there again. SD.

NYG @ DAL – Romo began to regress at the end of last year. My gut feeling tells me he’s more ordinary than Pro Bowl, but at least he can move and has better pocket awareness than Bledsoe. At running back it’s still Jones, but you’ll see a lot of Marion Barber. TO is still good and still insane. Dallas.

BAL @ CIN - Cincy's defense relies too much on fumble recoveries which is fine until the ball starts bouncing your opponent’s way. Baltimore's defense is still ferocious despite Lewis getting old and the loss of Adalius Thomas. McGahee is overrated. The f-----g Ravens.

ARI @ SF - People are drinking the Cardinal Kool Aid again. The Arizona offensive line should be better, but it won't really jells until mid-season. Frisco.

I'm all AFC all the time this year. When AFC teams play each other, I'll pick the easternmost team, unless it's the Colts, in which case I'll pick the Colts.

I mean why iterate picks all the time when you can just open source yr heuristics. you do the math

NO @ IND - I probably would have picked Indy.
MIA @ WAS - Miami gets jiggy
ATL @ MIN - VIKES VIKES VIKES PURPLEPRIDE
TEN @ JAC - Jacksonville
CAR @ STL - St. Louis toodle-loo
PIT @ CLE - Steel Curtain, Mike Tomlin is a cool dude
NE @ NYJ - New England easy
PHI @ GB - PACKERS SUCK PACKERS SUCK PACKERS SUCK
DEN @ BUF - Mile High Club VIPs win
KC @ HOU - Hmm...this is tough. Um...KC I guess?
TB @ SEA - For some reason, I'll go Tampa
DET @ OAK - Hmm...fuck I guess Lions even though they are losers
CHI @ SD - SD all the way, I think Chicago is falling off big this year
NYG @ DAL - Romosexual party
BAL @ CIN - I think Baltimore is a good football team. They win.
ARI @ SF - Jeez...man...I guess San Fran?

open source yr heuristics

oo-er missus~

I picked Minnesota in a survival league.

everybody picking dallas can eat shit btw

I'm really getting into this NFC East Official Hatred Of The NFL thing, living in DC and being an adopted Giants fan

I picked Minnesota in a survival league.

Me too. Could make it a short survival season, but I figure if it works then all the good teams are still on the board.

i have detroit in the ilx league :/

I picked Dallas and don't really feel too scared. (if the Giants win and knock me out, I at least tie my 1-week record from last year)

I took Detroit too. Actually I might run with the "whoever is playing the raiders" strat for awhile.

MIA @ WAS - miami may surprise us all by turning out to be average this year. Skins
ATL @ MIN - The Ewing Theory makes Atlanta a playoff lock. Vikes.
TEN @ JAC - Quick: name the league's top second-year RB2 playing on the Gulf Coast. Hint: he played his college ball in Southern California. Hint 2: he is Maurice Jones-Drew. Wires.
CAR @ STL - Tough one. But the home team has Steven Jackson and unless Jake Delhomme stole Neil O'Donnell's lucky charms this offseason, he'll force the wrong throw before it's over. Rams.
PIT @ CLE - Cleveland upgraded to Jamal Lewis at RB. By Halloween he will be benched for Brady Quinn. Steelers.
NE @ NYJ - Jets now have everything in place except talent. Pats.
PHI @ GB - Philly has no running game. Green Bay has no running backs. I'm going with Green Bay for the mild upset.
DEN @ BUF - Tea Hen loves to stick it to Buffalo, and Buffalo loves to let opposing RBs have big days. Lee Evans will find a way to beat Denver's hotshot QBs; JP Losman won't. Broncos.
KC @ HOU - I've seen Hard Knock. Texans.
TB @ SEA - Deion Branch coming out party. Shawks.
DET @ OAK - Think how good the OAK D could be if the offense didn't go three-and-out on every possession. I love Martz, and I love how many balls Kitna's going to wing up for grabs in the second half. Davises.
CHI @ SD - Oh God this will be good. Bolts.
NYG @ DAL - Glenn out means for balls for TO. Wade Phillips is most loveable head coach since Wayne Fontes. Boys.
BAL @ CIN - I love Ocho Cinco. And Hoosh. And Rudi. And Palmer. And by halftime they might be the only stripes still out of jail. Bulmer.
ARI @ SF - Three-figure over/under for this one. I am starting Frank Gore in two leagues, and if Vernon Davis really did date Serena Williams, I'd start their love child too. Niners.

philly has no running game! that's an interesting concept!

philly has no running game! that's an interesting concept!

Not for a team that looks to throw on 1st and 10, 2nd and 5, AND 3rd and inches. The only way for Philly to develop a running game would be offically rename the swing pass the "really long forward pitch".

uhh philly has one of the league's best running games. you're high.

the meme last year about how morninwheg turned the team around by righting the wrongs of pass-happy reid was so fucking ridic - the reason they ran more in the second half is cuz THEY HAD A HEALTHY BRIAN WESTBROOK BACK.

this gaem is a blow

I'm stuck with Bucs/Seahawks. Meh.

I think right now there have been more fumbles than rushing yards

I mean the SD special teams just caused a fumble on themselves when a blocker ran head on into his own fucking punt returner

SUPER BOWL PREVIEW?!?!?

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

The Iggles special teams were so godawful today that I had to cover my eyes a few times.

JESUS

more like short bus teams amirite

FINALLY

THANK CHRIST

Josh McCown be lightin' shit up!

LIVING IN MISSOURI MEANS THAT MY EARLY GAMES WERE KC-HOU (>WATER TORTURE) AND STL-CAR.

also the new chagers unis are the best in the league.

also lol @ chris brown. that man refuses to die.

LULZ at this Moss interview on NBC.

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/randypat.jpg
http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/randypat.jpg
http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/randypat.jpg

OMG I RUEL SOMETIMES I STILL CANT BELIEVE I SINGLE HANDEDLY MASTERMINDED MOSS TO PATZ !!!

it would appear that The Player did not learn any of The Plays

holy shit Marion Barber

WAIT I WAS JUST WATCHING THE PLAYER BUT THEN I GOT BORD AND TURNED IT OFF IS THE POST COMING FOMR INSIDE THE HOUSE

I should have kept my mouth shut

WAU WAY TO GO FATTAEY

I love that dude, Lorenzen. I hope Eli's okay, though. Also do the Giants HAVE a secondary?

Cleveland NYFG upgraded to Jamal Lewis lost Tiki Barber at RB. By Halloween Sunday night he will be benched for Brady Quinn Jared Lorentzen

fixed

the giants secondary is one guy named mcquarters.

he IS mcquarters.

I love that dude, Lorenzen. I hope Eli's okay, though. Also do the Giants HAVE a secondary?

-- horseshoe, Monday, September 10, 2007 3:31 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

whut

Ha, Tiki starts out referring to the Giants as "our team" and "we" and finishes by saying "they".

yup this is basically the worst game ever to have to hear about in postgame between Deion Sanders on the NFLN and Tiki on NBC. For slightly different reasons but basically nothing but pain wherever you turn.

Also do the Giants HAVE a secondary?

Come back Jason Sehorn all is forgiven.

Except the hair.

As usual I'm pretty excited, and especially so when the Steelers go up 24-0 in the third quarter I'll get to see Brady Quinn come in and lead the Browns to a 27-7 loss.

i am nostradamus jr.

Ok, so the Browns looked about as bad they ever looked since their return to the NFL. They will roll however over the Bengals. :'D

Like the Chargers helmets but they don't match the pants -_O

Everytime the Bills score was shown they were winning but they lost.

yeah, san diego...norv...why?

lol everyone who thought moss was cooked cause he'd lost a step when speed was never his primary weapon

1 hands
2 agility
3 height
4 speed
5 route running prowess
6 hueg hair

the rest of those age pretty well

UHHHH FUK U JHBOH I WAS CLEARLY THE FONT FROM WHICH ALL MOSSPIRIATION SPRUNG WHY DONT U GO TAKE CREDIT FOR THE FUCKEN SISTINE CHAPEL TOO ASSHOLE

lol u luv me MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~

someone find may posts from 2006 where i pine 4 moss + pats and everyone is all lolwtf thatll never happen in a million years

dudes there's plenty of Randy to go around for the both of you.

"pause"

D:
D:
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Everytime the Bills score was shown they were winning but they lost.

^^^^^this!

someone find mee a sweet moss tee. maybe like this but in a pats motif
http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b4/a8/c520_1.JPG

http://sportsfanoutlet.com/images_cat/LiquidBlue/PL211.jpg

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-42812176374786_1964_214581134

i was pining for it in utero nikka

do you guys need a new thread for hard gay pictures of randy moss

so happy for randy.

so excited about adrian peterson, he is the TRUTH

wtf is this about? http://jets.scout.com/2/677745.html

he1ges0n sums up my feelings on week 1 exactly.

except for my boiling-over luv 4 roscoe p. and chris brown