http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/181/beer-girl_9692.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.lookatbowen.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/hot_beer_girls400.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.collegetavern.com/images/beer_girl.gif
http://www.eurolloyd.com/girl1.JPG
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
ha!
also, the schef, Eli was awesome last night y/n?
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
y
too bad they all died D:
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.vaultrocks.com/vaultrocks/The_beer_girl.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
I am still all weirdly proud of Eli.
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
eli mind otm
― brownie, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
i'm just bummed about this whole "everybody's injured" thing, and also the whole "giantess dfence not actually playing this year" thing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, that is sad. :( opening game injuries (bills had like 5) always give me pause about the ethics of being a football fan.
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1942045/2/istockphoto_1942045_happy_smiling_beer_lady.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/266455036_6d70d09e1c_t.jpg
http://www.beerquest1k.com/Assets/Czech-lady%20with%20big%20beer.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
http://daddytypes.com/archive/pregnant_beer_chick.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/3143.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
best wig ever
― brownie, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
blonde girl on right can ah walk u home
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)
she is the hawtness fo sho
― carne asada, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
lol ILNFLMIND=ELIMIND
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
it's basically the truth
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)
ILELIMIND
― brownie, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)
MIND
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)
i need to go to oktoberfest :/
i wonder if you can get browns games in Munich
― brownie, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.aahom.org/img/store/drinkBird40x40.jpg
― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.schuerzen24.de/schuerzen24_shop/images/product_images/info_images/101_0.jpghttp://www.schuerzen24.de/schuerzen24_shop/images/product_images/info_images/101_0.jpghttp://www.schuerzen24.de/schuerzen24_shop/images/product_images/info_images/101_0.jpg
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)
that is disturbing, Tom!!!
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
don't blame me blame eli manning it's his mind
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e272/rajeshsoni/angry-bear.jpg
lashing out at tiki
― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)
this is also manningsmind when the bar runs out of cashews
― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.arts.cornell.edu/newsletr/spring96/images/salome.jpg
Manning's mind looks a lot like Kyle Orton's
― leavethecapital, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
anyway it's not about the blonde girl on the right it's all about the tall one on the left, she's the only one who actually knows the rules to this game
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
she looks to be pretty smokin herslf
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/45/143313322_a15c68506d.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.judgingtruth.com/images/romo-incosolable.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0107_tony_jessica_splash.jpg
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/dottie14/jessica-simpson-_015.jpg
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://thebosh.com/archives/Jessica-Simpson-butt.jpg
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.celebvideopost.com/img/jessicasimpson.jpg
maybe her biological dad was E.T.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1178/1352998098_b11b112688_o.jpg
lol self-promotion
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)
http://barbax.com/images/beer-girls/beercheersgirls2.bmp
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 January 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/patsgofor4/fbc_peyton_manning_nfl_164x225.jpg LOL AT OLD BRO LOL
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 January 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)
Why would Jessica Simpson want to stay with such a loser.
― polyphonic, Monday, 14 January 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)
GUYS THEY WERE RUNNING THE YAWN PLAY THE ENTIRE SECOND HALF
LOOK WHO THEY'RE PLAYING
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uONFCvjbIF8
― omar little, Monday, 14 January 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― am0n, Monday, 14 January 2008 02:38 (seventeen years ago)
guys please never again ruin my awesome titty thread with photos of j simp. you're making the beer girls uptop less hot by association.
thanks u teh schef
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 January 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)
this board rules. why have i never been here befiore??
― sunny successor, Monday, 14 January 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
is "awesome titty thread" a thread that's awesome because of the titties or a thread full of awesome titties?
― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 January 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
does it matter?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 January 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)
i think i would like a suit spun from awesome titty thread.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)
that girl is straight up cheating
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 21 August 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)
i feel like norman watching that at my desk.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 August 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)
http://teamscrew.com/pics/beer%20drink%20contest.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 07:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Beer%20vs.%20Pussy%20Picture%2014a.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)
this thread truly is a work of wonder
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
"Teamscrew.com"?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.missfootball.com/tay.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)
― Lingbert, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/mschaf/girl_beer_bongs_01.jpg
― leavethecapital, Friday, 14 November 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)
http://twitter.com/elimanning
― итало электро брейк (daria-g), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)
seems about right.elimannating
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)
pro bowl was fun
THANKS DIPSHIT.
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
that's clearly not his twitter -- where are the boobies?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
sup schef, haven't seen you around recently
― He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
eh you know, off season, i just kinda drift off a bit, my eye only half on the game really.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)
this one is pretty goodhttp://twitter.com/KingLaserface
― итало электро брейк (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
So it looks like Eli is about to get paid more than his brother. Discuss.
― mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
http://bk.ly/jA
he's about to get paid more than anyone in the league...???
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)
I barely watch any NFL. I remember Eli totally sucking then being a Super Bowl Hero now he is the highest paid player in the NFL.
― mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)
that is the accepted story arc, it is true
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
i feel like eli's career arc is totally similar to michael ontkean's character arc in 'slap shot' for some reason
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
i am surprised that there isn't a part in slapshot where someone gets shot in the leg actually
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)
Phil Rivers has a higher Madden rating, and that's all that matters to me.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
dude should be giving David Tyree like 20% of his salary for life imo
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
ie eli will start stripping mid-game?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)
+ tom coughlin in paul newman's, "what the fuck is the matter with this kid?" mode for several years
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
coughlin all yelling 'your wife's a dyke' at the other team's kicker
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
shockey going on about "snatch in F-L-A"
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)
then getting crestfallen when he ends up elsewhere
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
i have been pondering about this. i am going to lay our my ponderings here for want of anywhere more suitable.
the amount of money is just a reflection of the position he plays and the recent success the team had had with him as a starter in that position. you either extend him and excrete a shower of golden doubloons upon him or you let him go. so the only question was whether to extend him. Eli is no HOF QB and never will be, but you don't need a HOF QB to win if you have a solid team and organization, you just need a competent one. and i think Eli's career progression has been from liability to competent QB. as much as i have to come to hate the man and the team in recent times, they can obviously win together.
in conclusion, i think this was the right thing to do.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
i think it reflects market value - QBs are always setting the bar, it being the biggest contract is just a function of it being the most recent contract. comparing it to peyton's deal is absurd, because that was inked years ago - it's just not relevent.
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Thursday, 6 August 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)
The Chargers are apparently using Manning's/Big Ben's contracts as benchmarks for their negotiations with Rivers. Rivers' people think that he should receive as much as those guys since his pure production is arguably stronger than theirs, whereas AJ Smith thinks he should get less since those guys have rings and Phil doesn't. Not sure how I feel about it. Manning definitely needs to get Tyree a house or something.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 August 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
tyree probably already has a house.
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 6 August 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)
i'd take Rivers over either of those two guys imo
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)
But he has mouths for eyes!
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
omg in what world are we all living in that our choices are between ELI MANNING, a rapist, and a guy with mouths for eyes? what the shit.
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
Eli has rapist eyes
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
http://anthroyogini.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mouth_of_sauron.jpg
^^^philip rivers?
― omar little, Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
looks more like TO
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
wait who's a rapist now?
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
oh i totally missed this roethlisberger news :(
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
yeah :[ if it werent for hines ward, the steelers would probably the most loathesome team in the league at this point
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/gemma_atkinson_samba_010208/gemma_atkinson_5083830.jpg
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
Who is she?
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JgOFH7cxOro/SsEFKaDfjvI/AAAAAAAAAS0/gRIPKyQSzeU/s400/hot-girls-beer-pong.jpg
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/WXhnA.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
there is a kind of profile of eli on grantland which is largely dull but it did contain a TOP FACT that made me think of this all-time thread
Eli, who is sometimes mocked for being stupid, is in fact the opposite. He scored a 39 on the NFL's Wonderlic intelligence test, a number that put him in the 99th percentile of his draft class. Peyton got a 28.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 October 2013 19:01 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qYPGeoA7w
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 October 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)
Asked today if he was keeping his beard out of superstition, Eli Manning said, "No, I just think it looks great."
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)