I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S WEEK 2 ALREADY -- GUIZE THIS YEAR IS GOING BY SO FAST! (The sensible week 2 shittalk thred)

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Green Bay
CIN @ CLE - Bengals
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers ;_;
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - I have no freaking idea. St Louis?
MIN @ DET - Vikings
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - Bears
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Giants
CIN @ CLE - Browns. GUISE KEN DORSEY HAS JUST BEEN RESIGNED TO THE BROWNS THIS GUARANTEES A FIRST ROUND BYE IN PLAYOFFS (ALSO SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH ROUND BYE AMIRITE)
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - San Francisco values will win out
MIN @ DET - Lions with Kitna are unbeatable
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - KC, Bears are done. It's the Lions division to win or lose
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - SD
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

you are a crazy person!

HISTORY WILL PROVE ME RIGHT

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Green Bay
CIN @ CLE - Bengals
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - NO
BUF @ PIT - Bills
ATL @ JAC - ATL lmbo
SF @ STL - STL
MIN @ DET - DET
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - Bears
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Oakland (this is almost mathematically impossible btw)
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

BUF @ PIT - Bills

^^^^also mathematically impossible, but I love you for it!

so I'm crazy but cankles is some sort of lovable jimmy the greek raised by a furious pack of wolves :/

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Green Bay
CIN @ CLE - Bengals
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - San Francisco
MIN @ DET - Detroit
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - Bears
NYJ @ BAL - Jets
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

IND @ TEN - Olds
GB @ NYG - Ackers
CIN @ CLE - Engels
HOU @ CAR - Anthers
NO @ TB - Aints
BUF @ PIT - Eelers
ATL @ JAC - Agwers
SF @ STL - Ortyniners
MIN @ DET - iKings
SEA @ ARI - E-hawks
DAL @ MIA - Owboys
KC @ CHI - Airs
NYJ @ BAL - Etz
OAK @ DEN - Roncos
SD @ NE - Atriuts
WAS @ PHI - Edskins

I did NOT put down the NYG as my "team to score the lowest amount of points" in pick'em, that is my level of faith. That team will be like the Bucs or the Dolphins or something.

IND @ TEN - Peyton Manning
GB @ NYG - Giantess
CIN @ CLE - LOL
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - SF
MIN @ DET - Vikings
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - KC
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

rejoice: reche caldwell is now employed.

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/eyez.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahha <3

rejoice: reche caldwell is now employed as hueg disembodied head in purgatory living room.

uh, that's very aqua teen hunger force.

its the limited edition reche caldwell fathead

it's true cartoon network adult swim invented the photoshop

just the one?

its a fathead of the mind

btw im im-ing w/my dad abt pats spying and he is failing to see the humor

he enjoyed "the pilsbury throwboy thos

I would like Eli to come back soon but I also would like to see Lorenzen's wikipedia article expanded

Because football is about stories

the LOL HUEG has been removed ;_;

who is the person who is obsessively maintaining the jared lorenzen wiki

they have robots for that

who is the person who is obsessively maintaining the jared lorenzen wiki

he posts here. his name rhymes with zankles

the schefankles?

i'm going to be seeing so much reche this year what with the market i live in!

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/912/theeyes2zqta7.jpg

Michael Vick (http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/3006 1

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Lorenzen_scary_full_length_shot.jpg

haha. j.load.

IND @ TEN - Peyton Manning LOL
GB @ NYG - Giantess w/ Mannang Teh Younger, GB w/ Pilsbury Throwboy
CIN @ CLE - Cincylol
HOU @ CAR - Cats
NO @ TB - Bushes
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - STL
MIN @ DET - Vikings kekekeke
SEA @ ARI - Barbers
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - KC
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - SANDIAGO IN A BOLD CLAM
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

IND @ TEN - I <3 Joseph Addai. IND
GB @ NYG - Brett Favre Victory Lap continues, Favre still having fun. GB
CIN @ CLE - Browns cite obscure sandlot rule forcing CPalmer to play "all-time QB," lose by 17. CIN
HOU @ CAR - Houston win streak was fun while it lasted. CAR
NO @ TB - Garcia-to-Galloway not bad, but not Manning-to-Harrison. NO
BUF @ PIT - Three Rivers or whatever they call it now has always been a house of horrors for Buffalo. BUF
ATL @ JAC - So much for Ewing Theory. JAC
SF @ STL - SF let ARI run... could be a big day for SJackson. STL
MIN @ DET - KitnaKats goen wild! DET
SEA @ ARI - Deion Branch looks to improve on Week 1 numbers by catching a football. SEA
DAL @ MIA - MIA's stoppable O vs. DAL's moveable D... fuxxored MIA secondary bodes well for for Air Romo. DAL
KC @ CHI - You play. To win. The game. CHI
NYJ @ BAL - In the battle of the backups, always bet on Boller. BAL
OAK @ DEN - DEN secondary actually records more catches than OAK receivers as Shanahan proves once again that no one holds a grudge better. DEN
SD @ NE - YES YES YES. A gift to fans from the scheduling gods. Norv Turner proves that no one but no one wants it more than Belichick. NE
WAS @ PHI - Memo to WAS - edging MIA at home does not make you a contender. Unless you're in the NFC East. PHI

I picked Jax in my survival league.

My lock would be Pittsburgh, but I took Baltimore. Keeping with the "saving the good teams" strategy.

my lock is denver. i don't know how frequently oakland beats them @ denver, but i'm guessing not that often.

indy @ ten is a lock too actually, prob moreso

Denver lock now looks extra-locked: McCown's doubtful and Daunte gets the start.

So, uh...is this gonna be the week 2 thread?

I'm with hstencil - there should be a thread for every week, none of this 'rolling' nonsense

This season, we get both.

11-5 last week...

Carolina
J-Ville
Indy
Rams
Green Bay
Blitzburgh
Bengals
Tampa
Vikings
Dolphins - UPSET SPECIAL
Seattle
B-More
Bears
Denver
NE
Philly

What I saw from the games I watched:

Cincy - defense looked pretty good, but like usual their special teams blew and they seem to make mistakes at bad times. They got jobbed on a couple of calls last year, especially that one in the Tampa game, so they were due to get a bad call go their way. The refs gave B-more a make up call that gave them first down and goal to go, so I don't think they have much to cry about.

B-more - Their offensive line looked pretty bad. I don't think McNair is that great anymore, but they seemed to be getting to him pretty quick. Ed Reed is a freak and I don't figure why the Ravens don't try to somehow use him some on offense. Same goes with BJ Sams, that guy can flat out fly. I don't get on such a lame offensive club they don't try and get those guys the ball at least once or twice a game.

Green Bay - I think this is the best defense they have had since back when they had Reggie White. Their d-line is really good. The offense doesn't seem to be that hot, but their o-line is young, so maybe they will improve.

Philly - They look OK on both sides of the ball. I can't tell quite how good their D will be until they play a team that can light it up. The Eagles need to not be afraid of running the ball a bit more.

Indy - They looked pretty good. I will have to see the defense keep it up. The Titans are going to try and run the ball a bunch, so this could be a good test.

Saints - I somehow don't think their defense is quite as bad as it looked. Bree's should also be able to get the ball down field a bit more going forward. I still figure they will slide back.

Cowboys- Their D was making the same mistakes that they did down the stretch, good for them that the Giants were even making more. I will have to see them play a couple more times before thinking that offense is that good.

Giants - Their offense looked OK, even with the injuries. Their pass defense was total crap. I don't see them as much of a factor.

SD/Bears - This game put me to sleep. I watched the kickoff, first series and the last minute or two.

Arizona/49ers - I didn't watch much of this one, but both teams seemed to get a penalty about every other play. 49ers defense looks like it might be decent. The Cards o-line is sub-standard.

man I wish the redskins had a bye every week. I get all three NY games tomorrow!

Three?

Buffalo plus the Jersey teams?

you know waht sux? when you live in ny and you hate ny teams. man that sux.

True. That whole day of Jets/Giants is just punishment.

redskins don't have a bye, they play eagles monday night!

living in ny and getting the ny games> living in missouri and getting the missouri games

the first legitimate QB to don the Honolulu blue in a decade....

You mean since...

http://www2.jsonline.com:80/packer/arc/image/1216/whitesak1216.jpg

LDT was crying in the post-game interviews!

Something tells me that this isn't the Chargers' year.

that something was me three weeks ago, you rube!

Cincy - defense looked pretty good, but like usual their special teams blew and they seem to make mistakes at bad times. They got jobbed on a couple of calls last year, especially that one in the Tampa game, so they were due to get a bad call go their way. The refs gave B-more a make up call that gave them first down and goal to go, so I don't think they have much to cry about.

B-more - Their offensive line looked pretty bad. I don't think McNair is that great anymore, but they seemed to be getting to him pretty quick. Ed Reed is a freak and I don't figure why the Ravens don't try to somehow use him some on offense. Same goes with BJ Sams, that guy can flat out fly. I don't get on such a lame offensive club they don't try and get those guys the ball at least once or twice a game.

Green Bay - I think this is the best defense they have had since back when they had Reggie White. Their d-line is really good. The offense doesn't seem to be that hot, but their o-line is young, so maybe they will improve.

Philly - They look OK on both sides of the ball. I can't tell quite how good their D will be until they play a team that can light it up. The Eagles need to not be afraid of running the ball a bit more.

Indy - They looked pretty good. I will have to see the defense keep it up. The Titans are going to try and run the ball a bunch, so this could be a good test.

Saints - I somehow don't think their defense is quite as bad as it looked. Bree's should also be able to get the ball down field a bit more going forward. I still figure they will slide back.

Cowboys- Their D was making the same mistakes that they did down the stretch, good for them that the Giants were even making more. I will have to see them play a couple more times before thinking that offense is that good.

Giants - Their offense looked OK, even with the injuries. Their pass defense was total crap. I don't see them as much of a factor.

SD/Bears - This game put me to sleep. I watched the kickoff, first series and the last minute or two.

Arizona/49ers - I didn't watch much of this one, but both teams seemed to get a penalty about every other play. 49ers defense looks like it might be decent. The Cards o-line is sub-standard.

^this is all pretty otm btw, i wrote a bunch of shit about TEAMZ but my browser crashed and it is forever lost in the mists of stupidity.

i only saw 2 games today (falcz&patz) plus the 4th quarter of the CLEEEEVELAND MIRACLE. not that many really good looking teams at this point - NE, Indy, Pitt and Green Bay (by NFC standards, obv) the GB defense is nasty as hell, but i could see the offense being a liability down the stretch, tho not as much as it is for Chicago, shd make for an interesting matchup. also i love that detroit is undefeated right now, nfc north is like last year's nfc east (nfc south = last year's nfc west)

cinci is like the golden state of football, they can only beat you one way and it depends on how hot they're shooting on any given night. that d-line was getting WRECKED by cleveland's line, which is prob why the jamal lewis of 4 years ago decided to make an appearance~

i feel realllllly bad for LT. i felt bad for him in january too. it's pretty easy to root against the chargers (norv, aj smith, merriman all pretty obnoxious) but it is kinda heartbreaking to see LT humiliated like that.

oh fuck dont feel bad for tomlinson hes such a little bitch. he whines abt dancing he pimps his small town wholesomeness at every turn he cries after the second game of the season he brags abt running up a hill - ffs man up mvp.

lol ur right, i guess i am just a sucker for a crying hick ;_;

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

yeah, chargers looked lost. it really looked like one of this weekend's many lopsided ncaa whuppins.

LOL COLLEGE

college footbal, what is it for

lmbo that chargers front 7 looked pretty buttsy, idk if jamal williams gettin gimped up is the main reason for that or what. also that's two weeks in a row that brady's had flawless protection, he had enough time back there to make a medicine ball out of rubber bands. this isnt a big deal against the shitass jets, but the chargers are supposed to have a decent passrush~~

Browns/Bengals --- WTF???????? Marvin, what the hell happened to that D that played against the Ravens? I was not feeling that hot, so I fell asleep and missed the game and didn't see the score until the fourth quarter. I swear I thought I had come out the other side of the Twilight Zone. I have to wonder if Marino is the last QB to throw 6 TDs and lose?

I swear Jamal Lewis has about 10000 yards rushing against the Bengals. He lit Cinci up a few of times in B-more for some sick yardage including that one crazy game where Lewis and Corey Dillon combined for about 500 yards rushing.

I kind of like Detroit, but there is no way in hell I could pick them on the road unless they were playing Notre Dame. I don't think they have won but like a half dozen road games on the road in the past twelve years. I can live with myself missing that pick.

Same goes true for the Texans. They have not won squat and they were on the road.

The Rams have been disappointing. I figured they would do a bit better, as they played well in the first half of last year and then got hurt. The Rams are just not putting the ball in the end zone.

the BEARS are in trouble, yo! they will make the playoffs and rexy will have enough security for there to be some sort of qb controversy next year when everyone in the 312/773/630/815 knows they need to grab someone better, like jim miller or something.

i love these new pats, tom brady won me the last two weeks by his DAMN SELF (fuk u steven jackson, lee evans)

I hope Lovie is watching Andre Woodson's U of K game footage. Bears need to grab him in round 1.

Where the hell did steven jackson go?

omg flying dawkins

apparently we can just send him our FAN ART and he will display it for the tv

I KNOW I SAW IT WAS AWESOME DID U C TEH GAY FAN ART WE SHOULD MAKE SUM AND SEND IT TO HIM

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

SRSLY WE HAVE SO SO MANY PHOTOSHOPS TO SEND HIM

HE WILL FINANCE OUR PUB 'THE FLYING DAWKINS' AFTER HE SEES OUR PICTURES Y/N

omar has my team. I played Lee Evans instead of Braylon Edwards. SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEAR AT THE TIME.

i don't have a tv now so am listening to redskins radio - this is hilarious. we could go back to temp hall and watch the no sound tv and bring a radio (redskins games only of course)

sonny jergenson and the other guy are talking about how awful philly fans are and the philly salute ("you mean half a peace sign?") and how the last time the skins mascot came up to philly they broke the guy's leg??

what happened w/flying dawkins?

They did a feature on Dawkins about how he identifies with superheroes, but especially Wolverine. People send him fan art and they totally showed the famous "Flying Dawkins" clip in a montage.

vikings/lions was such a miserable football game. the commish should have stopped it in the 4th quarter, said youse guys are embarrassing the league and awarded two losses.

lol dar1a that is a v sad story. i am sure the schef would let you watch her free cable!

also lols @ philly fans

oh i just remembered dawkins plays for philly, i thought they just had nothing better to talk about :)

that is always basically a concern with mnf

also y ppl can watch my free cable! but i only have two chairs and no couch right now so we'd have to rotate the "who sits on the floor" thing i think. i will get a couch soon and have all these football gatherings!

also won't someone create for me a dawkins-reche photoshop?

brb

Emerson Lake & Palmer in a Dr. Pepper ad is still pretty weird.

An oldie:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/aldavis-reche.jpg

Wait a minute, is that Dawkins climbing up Al Davis' jacket?

sonny jergenson sez.. "it's the national fieldgoal league"

is this as boring on tv? probably

Yah, it's not exciting anyway.

solid leee

wtf

YAY

I always forget how much I like Charles Barkley when he gets on a roll.

Dawkins is drowning in Al's drink! While Reche can only look on in horror!!

Charles is such a pleasant dude to listen to.

D:

DAWKINS DOWN

DAWKINS TO DRESSINGROOM ;_;

Neck injury? They never came back to that story. :(

HOORAY REDSKINS

sorry about brian dawkins though!!

ha! me and my buddies were counting the unwarranted boos showering down from the decks of the linc...though there were a few waranted boos, too.

c'mon...that was a pretty touchdown pass, huh?

who the fuck calls it u of k? it's uk, dude.