Stu Scott (The ILNFL Fire Joe Morgan-esque Thred)

Stu Scott just got JACKED UP

he just reminds me of will smith's poshy friend on the fresh prince

His gay cousin or whatever?

You're whiter than I am.

so true

hating on Stuart Scott is so 1999.

hey jimmy mod can we pls--when you're not all snapping models--fucking get drunk?

BOOYAH

'COOL AS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW' ... omg I just heard him say that and that's so crazy, he is really wack!

i can't even fucking watch sportscenter anymore

ESPN should really hire the "Jimmy Key? What's he, 45?" kid and have him host Sportscenter with a drunk Rick Sutcliffe and a gorilla that knows sign language.

I apologize for the two MLB references in my post. :(

Also: why were you GISing "stable boy", Mod?

He said that pillow thing last week too! I thought it was clever then, now it sounds like he's reaching.

who the fuck calls him stu?

he's said that pillow thing for years now on sportscenter.

HE'S A FUCKIN CAROLINA TARHEEL

there are plenty of good ones, but christ he is not one of them

on sunday i was wondering if there was a more ineptly produced pre-game show than football night in america but man the espn stuff is just brutal now. keyshawn, parcells and emmitt (ESPECIALLY EMMITT) just stumbled thru the whole thing. also i want irvin back :( irvin + parcells + keyshawn would be the greatest assemblage of football minds in television history

also i want tirico kornheiser stu scott boomer and tom jackson to get fukkin shivved~~

basically just turn it into the ron jaworski network

to post a picture of a stable boy to illustrate my feeelings re: stu scott

xp

jmod who do you even root for besides the la kings

no one. there are no winners.

cap'n save-a-cap'n pistfump

He said that pillow thing last week too! I thought it was clever then, now it sounds like he's reaching.

-- Johnny Fever, Monday, September 17, 2007 11:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

who the fuck calls him stu?

he's said that pillow thing for years now on sportscenter.

-- hstencil, Monday, September 17, 2007 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

um yeah hence the 1999 comment

Emmitt is brutal. 20 years of dealing with the media, and that's your game Emmitt? please.

"Football Night in that there USA" was actually pretty good due to the GOODELL INTERVIEW!

I guess I've missed it all these years. I only see SC during football season, and even then I hardly ever watch a whole episode because they ruin it with baseball and basketball shit.

sc is only ruined when women's sports are featured.

sc is only ruined when they don't show actual sports /mtvwhining

ack. that espn pregame WAS brutal. obvioulsy, i'm biased the other direction, but the produced pro-philly hype was amazing. not that anyone could have looked at the skins last week and thought they'd roll over the eagles, but one out of, like, 7 espn analysts picked the skins over the eagles? did anyone see how terrible they looked against the packers? yeesh.

espn is worthless in all other respects. it's motto should be "the sports network for people who hate sports."

split the difference between our two statements, jimmymod.

the world needs more famous guys with wonky eyes

Forrest Whitaker better play SS in the made-for-ESPN movie about his life.

^yes.(xpost) or at least team stu with that douche on cold pizza or whatever its now called with the 2 diff colored eyes. id be so down with sc anchor freakshow panel.

damn milo i thought your eyes got fixed

OK ESPN, I KNOW YOUR PARENT COMPANY PAID A LOT OF MONIES FOR YOU TO SHOW AMERICAN FOOTBALL ON MONDAY NIGHTS, BUT THERE IS ANOTHER SPORT GOING INTO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS RIGHT NOW, AND THIS IS ONLY A WEEK FOR MATCHUP THAT FIVE YEAR-OLDS ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE ALREADY CALLED CORRECTLY AFTER WEEK TWO.

PLEASE LEAD WITH THE ROCKIES D'BAX SCORE.

OR NOT.

FUCK YOU.

LOL WEEK FOR VS. WEEK FOUR I AM TIRED ;_;

it's still tied 6-6 in the 12th, dude.