MORTEN THE IMMORTAL aka the comeuppance of the scoundrel and charlatan known as matt prater

morten 2? we've got to be on, like, "morten xiii: awakenings" by now, right?

hahahaha touche

seriously tho this has singlehandedly reignited my passion 4 the falcons. win one for the mort!!!!!!!1

for those who spared themselves the punishment of watching jax v atl, matt prater was this year's rookie placekicker - an incredible, outstanding douche with tatted up arms who strutted around like a badass linebacker, who also missed like 20 field goals in that game. i hated him before he even started sukking, imo this should've been mort's job from the start. he is a SAVIOUR~~~~

Morten talks about ice cream and meatballs and to a lesser extent Copenhagen

RISE FROM UR GRAVE

morton and brett should be on a team together, a team of dudes having fun.

mortEn

Are you only allowed to have fun if you're old?

That's like the bullshit my dad tried to tell me about how when he was my age knocking up my moms he worked two jobs and supplemented his income by smuggling Coors Light across state lines and treated himself to a steak dinner every Friday.

(don't taze me)