SOMEONE STILL LOVES YOU CLINTON PORTIS

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NEVER FORGET
http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/portisredskins.jpg
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1104/5248223_320X240.jpg

Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

HOLDING DOWN THE BELTWAY
http://www.tournamentofroses.com/photogallery/timeline/images/TL-28243_D516-a.jpg

Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 20 September 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

hall of fame type luv to anyone who can hook me up w/ a picture or video of the time clinton scored a touchdown and did TWO CARTWHEELS in the endzone.

Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 20 September 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

"To live like I ain't never lived before. If y'all see me in the news, and I make the news for something that I ain't got no business making it for, don't bash me. Say it was a young guy living."

most fucking classic quote of all time for a guy who just signed a boffo contract.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 20 September 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.clintonportis.com/images/jeromebanner.jpg

j.q higgins, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD8o9bt-eWg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

YES, SCHEF!

for all outside the dc area that do not get the opportunity to view the wonderfully cheesy eastern motors commercials, the schef has done you a great service.

beware, the inexplicably catchy jingle!

j.q higgins, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

i've had the eastern motors song in my head all day! at eastern motors (motors), your job's your credit (credit), let eastern motors (motors) put you in a car todaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

also THIS IS AMAZING http://www.clintonportis.com/

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol his site freezing on a shot of him throwing a pass wtf

jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

haha i was just watching that too but i see you already posted

http://www.clintonportis.com/characters.html

daria-g, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

<i>Name: Reverend Gonna Change
Interview Date: 12/01/05
Get-Up: Black and White Wig, Tie and some really messed up teeth.
The Word: He was brought in to change the teams fortune. Team was 5-6 before he was brought in. They won 5 in a row to make the playoffs.
</i>

daria-g, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Southeast Jerome was held up in an illegal Poker Room playing with A-Rod and got held up outside the poker room."

jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

is it inside or out, make up your mind, southeast jerome! the cops will never believe such an inconsistent story!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Favorite Saying: "I've got Leather Balls because I'm tough"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Southeast Jerome means either:

A he was held up inside the poker room (as in delayed) then he got held up outside (as in robbed)

B he was robbed both inside and outside the poker room (harsh bro)

C he is just incoherent (likely)

jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh67e2NQab8

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

cartwheel clip 15 seconds in (soundtracked to that dope 50/biggie song)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3352658817297852646&q=clinton+portis&total=140&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/07/portis.jpg

air crut (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

i'm so ready for more clinton portis

air crut (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

there is so going to be redskins drama

portis is BFF with dan the snyder and pretty much does what he wants, afaik. there's a redskins board with one dude who has all kinds of insider gossip (have figured out that he works for a local hip hop station, so knows players & gets access from promotional events, but unlike a sports reporter, can say what he wants). i will investigate later this evening and report back.

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

lol he looks like a character u would create in san andreas in that picture

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Friday, 31 July 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

OTM!
I always skip him in fantasy and then regret it later.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

i hope he makes the hall of fame

heave imho (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

why...does his hair...look like..that....what

pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 6 August 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

i really can't explain clinton portis. hair is back to normal now though

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 6 August 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

<3 u Clinton

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

official retirement press conference thursday for clinton portis ;_;

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/choochoofinish.gif

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://amog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kid-bro-sweets.jpeg

if he shows up as a new character at his retirement press conference..

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)


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