"Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium" aka WEEK 16 THREAD

That girl is poiiiiiisoooooon.

dude everybody already hated jessica simpson.

i like to think that t.o. says this stuff just so he can watch around the horn to see bill plaschke's face get all read as he screams about t.o. being a cancer.

red*

I think it breaks some sort of guy code to call out another guy's girl like that. Where I grew up, you could get hurt for pulling shit like that. What a fucking idiot.

He's already backed off, "jeez I was only joking, WHY AM I SO MISUNDERSTOOD SOB SOB".

Can't wait to see what he does after a touchdown this week.

He'll whip out one of these.

I think this is a good time to bring back this video:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7233142160999804169

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"Donovan needs me." lol

Pittsburgh looks done.

Pittsburgh is over-rated, and this is coming from a Pittsburgh fan. All year the o-line has been shaky, though often the problems are more about the tight ends than the regular linemen. What saves the offensive line from looking totally inept is Roffles' scrambling ability. He's a great example of a quarterback making the line look better than is...see Tony Romo. As much as I love Willie Parker, he really is a boom and bust runner, two yards one carry and twenty the next. It makes for some exciting football, but I wonder if a less flashy, but more consistent runner might be better. Parker was also getting close to the dreaded 370 carries. Davenport will do OK as long as he doesn't poop in anyone's laundry basket. Pitt looks like a team who won't make it out of the first play-off round.

Agreed.
Does Cleveland clinch with a win today? Titans should certainly beat the Jets and if Browns don't clinch, there's still a half a chance for them to get in on the wildcard...
Also, if New York doesn't beat Buffalo today they're almost certainly out of the playoffs... barring a miracle upset of the Pats, in which case I will be bandwagon hopping with gusto and glee. I also would like to win the lottery.

Damn, I wish I could see the Packers-Bears game today.

the crazy point scoring of the browns is sort of mindblowing. this is NOT martyball!

Why they're not showing Bret Favre in Mississippi markets is beyond me.

It sucks for us too. Why Arkansas shouldn't get the "national" game is beyond me. We have no dogs in these hunts.

this bears game is the best christmas present i could ask for after this season.

knowing that its helping the cowboys in the postseason isnt even putting a damper on it.

well, the skins have been helped immensely if they can get aound the vikes. woulda been nice if the bills could have prevented trent edwards from sucking terribly, but dems da breaks.

developing: brady to moss 2 tds so far today. moss +1 to tie rice, brady +2 to tie manning.

of course rice set the record in 12 games g'damn

So far the Dolphins have held the Patriots' top rusher to a 37.7 per carry average.(n.1) Miami defense rising!

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(n.1) Maroney: 3 carries for 113 yards.

phitting: the phins phight phor cam cameron.

brady 48 yrd td pass to j gaffney

phitting: the phins phight phor cam cameron.

. . . with all their phearts.

should i go watch the second half at a bar y/n?

its raining but the bar is only 2 blocks away but i hate that bar so much also i spent all day yesterday sleeping off a hangover and i am bored

Way to go JaMarcus Russell. 7 of 23 for 83 yards, 3 INTs, and 1 TD.

Guaranteed money for draft picks is such a fucking joke.

GODDMANIT

Why can't the Browns just killl somebody? goddamnit]

JUST RUN LEWIS ON A SWEEP EVERY FUCKING PLAY

AHHHHHHHH!!!!@#$##@#!!!

thanks for the awesome advice guys i went to the bar AND NOTHING HAPPENED

GODDMANIT?

the queen city has forbidden even spelling

ADVICE? go to hell /tombot

lolz

AHHHHHHH!!!!!

I kissed a girl 2 nite

WILDCARD ACTION

touchdown!!!! 31-14 go redskins!!!

hey all no pats game in dc again, what the hell happened to the offense the second half? were they just fucking around or what?

yah brady kept trying to throw 60 yards to moss in triple coverage - he seemed a little impatient to wrap up those records

Merry Christmas to everybody on ILNFL!

earl nash, pp, cank, JordanS, HS, Tombt, Dan esq. Jhsea, dariag, jhnfvr, ChiK, RockH, BoJ, RogerM, BillMgll, rgrmxco, 8080, higgins, SNRUB, forks, leavethecapital, poly!, LEE! Am0n.

If I missed you, i love u!

bnw! missed u

Mike jonze?! luv ya!

Who is johnny crunch? merry xmas!

omar little! Come back in the new year.

Stormy Davis?!

Merry Christmas.

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ok i figured maybe that was it re: pats game.. i hope..! though moss should've caught the one (that was moss not gaffney right - tipped and then int)?

My dad sent this to me. Should I disown him?

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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

luv yr dad somehow

ok, it's officially Chrismas Eve

In Ohio maybe.

ok, it's officially Chrismas Eve

-- brownie, Sunday, December 23, 2007 11:08 PM (Sunday, December 23, 2007 11:08 PM) Bookmark Link

:-D

pp? merry christmas

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L-R

Al Quaeda-Sophmore

quaed

Merry Christmas, Brownie!

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You can hide a whiskey bottle in one of them hats, you know.

It's very practical.

merry christmas, brownie. happy holidays everyone else. dolphins/pats game was mad boring. like cleo again, though.

http://www.flagandbanner.com/f-b-images/lks25302.jpg

goodnight. till next week!

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merry xmas all folx!!!!! g-men get to playoffs! i dont care that they will prob be embarrassed, at least it wont produce a shockey.gif. im drunk but i like nyg's odds in a game at tampa to get to the 2d round..this team doesnt deserve even that

am i remembering 05-06 right? where the 'skins got in as the 6 and played well and won a round?? this yr totes reminds me of that for them...idk if they can win in seattle tho~~~~

My dad sent this to me. Should I disown him?

ha, i'm going to my upstairs neighbors place for xmas eve tonight and mike prepped me by saying two other guests celebrate "winter solstice" so try not to make too many christmas references around the kids, they don't want to confuse them.

if they're fucking hippies and taking my bottle of wine and going back down to my apartment.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ILNFL I HOP U GET A WII !!!

if they're fucking hippies and taking my bottle of wine and going back down to my apartment.

er, if they're hippies then I'M taking my bottle....

why am i at work on xmas eve day when i could be sleeping?

THIEVING FUCKING HIPPIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw

I love that video so much.

Speaking of news screwups, why the hell hasn't the "bulging dick/disk" incident ever appeared on YouTube?? I would love to see that.