http://midgetinabearsuit.com/image/elimanning_unstoppable.jpg
how the hell has there not been a thread about this yet
― cankles, Sunday, 30 December 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)
l to the mao
― am0n, Sunday, 30 December 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)
maybe that's why he looks particularly apathetic during night games
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, truly one of the more peculiar celeb endorsements.
― j.q higgins, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)
TECHNICAL SUPPORT
― polyphonic, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
http://i2.tinypic.com/8g598k3.jpg
― jhøshea, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
http://i14.tinypic.com/8ek37dt.jpg
― jhøshea, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
beautiful
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
A+++
― HI DERE, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
a winner is you
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)
lol beautiful
what is the origin of bugeyes broad, is this a meme i missed
― cankles, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
its chelsea clinton i found her while looking for pats pix on yahoo last night
― jhøshea, Monday, 31 December 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― am0n, Monday, 31 December 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
what does that have to do w/ anything
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/Rush23Hester/zl2djn.gif
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
that's more like it.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:03 (sixteen years ago)
ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:09 (sixteen years ago)
God, it looks so much worse in slow-mo.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:17 (sixteen years ago)
I love the flying-thru-the-air helmet
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
haha! I posted the wrong video!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumqBtYrb3M
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
the prior was meant to go to ws btw
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stork_in_play_for_eli_abby_LrpeTeBO4CmavuIJt0YfbM
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 29 October 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
aw!
― horseshoe, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/eli-manning-the-grand-fool-of-french-cinema,19214/
i love this
― Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:05 (fifteen years ago)
*dies*
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
Omg omg...cant type...laughing too hard
HAHAHAHAHA
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/fa477dab.jpg
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 06:02 (fifteen years ago)
sportsdome is consistently awesome
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
Some times the Onion does succeed in taking it up a notch.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
oh my god. who wrote this, i want to drink beers with this person
beau comme tout, pierrot de foot!
ELI DEVIENT A LA FOIS RIDICULE ET CHAMPION
ahahahaha so great
this is bothering me though, i don't think you really use "devenir" in that way, it feels like an awkward anglophone construction?
― daria-g, Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
yeah imo they have an english speaker writing these, lotsa mistakes, if it was idiomatic it would be even better
i realize it's absurd saying this
― daria-g, Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-znHzHafMlQ
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-znHzHafMlQ
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the only good thing to come out of the lockout.i love that eli is working so hard to act butch
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
i demand the schef's input on this important development
― horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
Peyton Manning Productions Script Meeting
i believe the buddy cop film has already been discussed BUT we specified plz no eli appearances
― daria-g, Friday, 24 June 2011 03:08 (fifteen years ago)
Personal Fowl II: Onside Chick
― browngenius (brownie), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:47 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 03:11 (fifteen years ago)
^_______^
― frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 June 2011 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://dlisted.com/files/caption061512.jpg
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:14 (fourteen years ago)
what the
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
waht is even happening
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ptBmI.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
hahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn5zytfm9No
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
when did tim and eric take over the entire world
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
holy fuck i couldn't watch it with the sound on and then i just couldn't watch it at all. holy fuck.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
yyyyyep
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 01:26 (thirteen years ago)
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/SXryuE2.png
http://www.reddit.com/r/NYGiants/comments/264rg0/i_was_bored_last_night_so_i_painted_eli_manning
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)
not too bad. would like to see george dub bush's take.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)
Scene I figure happens in advertising companies.
"I got the famous quarterback Manning for the Duncan ads"
"You got Peyton Manning?!"
"No, I got Eli."
"Eh...well, I guess he will do"
― earlnash, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:07 (twelve years ago)
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/7585626060063647331
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 August 2014 22:48 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOWbX_IEAABP6m.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:11 (twelve years ago)
okay, that's it; bring back Jared Lorenzen
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:13 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/o0NmYIi.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:14 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOa6-HIgAAiX8-.png
― polyphonic, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:14 (twelve years ago)
― Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)
lol i made that same joke 4 years ago
ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE― Mordy, Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:09 PM (4 years ago)
― Mordy, Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:09 PM (4 years ago)
― Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:17 (twelve years ago)
"joke"
http://goo.gl/U1PcsW
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:46 (twelve years ago)
sigh.http://goo.gl/U1PcsW
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:47 (twelve years ago)
http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10665947_853202168030868_575547332_n.jpg
― jbn, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:59 (twelve years ago)
that's how eli dresses to go to the movies. i believe this pic was taken on his way into TMNT
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 11:27 (twelve years ago)
The Most Clutch Postseason Quarterback Of All Time Is Eli Manning
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 January 2015 18:39 (eleven years ago)
http://www.nflshop.com/New_York_Giants_Gear/New_York_Giants_Eli_Manning_HD_Player_Mask
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 January 2015 18:36 (eleven years ago)
http://www.giants.com/news-and-blogs/article-1/Eli-Manning-reveals-meaning-of-Omaha/61bfc4c1-dcf9-4d2c-93b1-31606f88d540
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:24 (eleven years ago)
http://nypost.com/2015/09/16/rashad-jennings-im-sorry-for-throwing-you-under-the-bus-eli
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:54 (eleven years ago)
http://https%3A//snygiants.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/new-york-post-fron-091515.png
awww eli
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)
https://snygiants.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/new-york-post-fron-091515.png
:(
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)
http://www.cinema52.com/2013/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130417-162224.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)
when u dgaf about giants and see ppl freaking about eli and check twitters to see if he harrassed someone.
― correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)
unstoppable after all
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)