ELI MANNING: UNSTOPPABLE

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how the hell has there not been a thread about this yet

cankles, Sunday, 30 December 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

l to the mao

am0n, Sunday, 30 December 2007 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

maybe that's why he looks particularly apathetic during night games

J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, truly one of the more peculiar celeb endorsements.

j.q higgins, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

polyphonic, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://i2.tinypic.com/8g598k3.jpg

jhøshea, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://i14.tinypic.com/8ek37dt.jpg

jhøshea, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

beautiful

J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

A+++

HI DERE, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

a winner is you

forksclovetofu, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

lol beautiful

what is the origin of bugeyes broad, is this a meme i missed

cankles, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

its chelsea clinton i found her while looking for pats pix on yahoo last night

jhøshea, Monday, 31 December 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol

am0n, Monday, 31 December 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

what does that have to do w/ anything

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/Rush23Hester/zl2djn.gif

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

that's more like it.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

God, it looks so much worse in slow-mo.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

I love the flying-thru-the-air helmet

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

haha! I posted the wrong video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumqBtYrb3M

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

the prior was meant to go to ws btw

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stork_in_play_for_eli_abby_LrpeTeBO4CmavuIJt0YfbM

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 29 October 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

aw!

horseshoe, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/eli-manning-the-grand-fool-of-french-cinema,19214/

i love this

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)

*dies*

Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

Omg omg...cant type...laughing too hard

HAHAHAHAHA

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/fa477dab.jpg

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 06:02 (fourteen years ago)

sportsdome is consistently awesome

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

Some times the Onion does succeed in taking it up a notch.

earlnash, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god. who wrote this, i want to drink beers with this person

beau comme tout, pierrot de foot!

ELI DEVIENT A LA FOIS RIDICULE ET CHAMPION

ahahahaha so great

this is bothering me though, i don't think you really use "devenir" in that way, it feels like an awkward anglophone construction?

daria-g, Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah imo they have an english speaker writing these, lotsa mistakes, if it was idiomatic it would be even better

i realize it's absurd saying this

daria-g, Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-znHzHafMlQ

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-znHzHafMlQ

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

maybe the only good thing to come out of the lockout.
i love that eli is working so hard to act butch

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

i demand the schef's input on this important development

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

Peyton Manning Productions Script Meeting

i believe the buddy cop film has already been discussed BUT we specified plz no eli appearances

daria-g, Friday, 24 June 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

Personal Fowl II: Onside Chick

― browngenius (brownie), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:47 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

^_______^

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 June 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://dlisted.com/files/caption061512.jpg

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

lol

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

what the

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

waht is even happening

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ptBmI.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)

hahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn5zytfm9No

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

when did tim and eric take over the entire world

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

holy fuck i couldn't watch it with the sound on and then i just couldn't watch it at all. holy fuck.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:31 (twelve years ago)

yyyyyep

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif

mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

not too bad. would like to see george dub bush's take.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)

Scene I figure happens in advertising companies.

"I got the famous quarterback Manning for the Duncan ads"

"You got Peyton Manning?!"

"No, I got Eli."

"Eh...well, I guess he will do"

earlnash, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:07 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/7585626060063647331

johnny crunch, Monday, 25 August 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOWbX_IEAABP6m.png

mookieproof, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

okay, that's it; bring back Jared Lorenzen

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/o0NmYIi.png

lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOa6-HIgAAiX8-.png

polyphonic, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE

Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

lol i made that same joke 4 years ago

ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE

― Mordy, Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:09 PM (4 years ago)

Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

"joke"

Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

http://goo.gl/U1PcsW

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

sigh.
http://goo.gl/U1PcsW

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10665947_853202168030868_575547332_n.jpg

jbn, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

that's how eli dresses to go to the movies. i believe this pic was taken on his way into TMNT

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 11:27 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

The Most Clutch Postseason Quarterback Of All Time Is Eli Manning

mookieproof, Monday, 12 January 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)

http://www.nflshop.com/New_York_Giants_Gear/New_York_Giants_Eli_Manning_HD_Player_Mask

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 January 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.giants.com/news-and-blogs/article-1/Eli-Manning-reveals-meaning-of-Omaha/61bfc4c1-dcf9-4d2c-93b1-31606f88d540

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:24 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

http://nypost.com/2015/09/16/rashad-jennings-im-sorry-for-throwing-you-under-the-bus-eli

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:54 (ten years ago)

http://https%3A//snygiants.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/new-york-post-fron-091515.png

awww eli

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)

https://snygiants.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/new-york-post-fron-091515.png

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

:(

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:13 (seven years ago)

http://www.cinema52.com/2013/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130417-162224.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:33 (seven years ago)

when u dgaf about giants and see ppl freaking about eli and check twitters to see if he harrassed someone.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:30 (seven years ago)

unstoppable after all

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:16 (seven years ago)


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