imo the most underrated part of randy moss' game is his neckbeard

http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=AP080108026701.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1

"Mankins shows off his Bearded Brothers T-shirt"

why cant randy be a bearded bro :(

*cough*whitestteamever*cough*

horseshoe is way off the money here.

and randy looks like a guy who used to preach the good word on the green line during the morning rush hour a few years ago.

lol WUT! maybe you havent noticed how peyton manning only associates with his white teammates, all flanked by saturday, clark and stokely on the sidelinez~

i know it's a cheap shot and i don't really mean demographically. i don't know. i guess i don't really mean it at all, except...i kind of do.

ha xposts

it's true brady and moss are in love.

tru even in that creepy shining hotel commercial with mini-peyton he passes up harrison who is covered by dolphins and throws to clark. what about reggie?

yesterday peyton and reggie were next to each other on the bench and i was kind of wondering whether peyton and reggie are bros now and harrison's out of the circle.

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop03.jpg

for real, tho! I remember in the America's Game about last year's Colts, PeyMan was talkin bout the post-Super Bowl party he had at his hotel room and mentioned that all his friends on the team were there - and proceeded to list EVERY SINGLE WHITE PLAYER. And Kenny Chesney.

And Kenny Chesney.

just when i think i couldn't be any more repulsed by that fuck...

ha! oh, Peyton. :(

you know, if it had been "...every white player and sonic smith and wayne kramer" i would have converted and become a believer.

especially considering fred smith had been dead for a decade by that point now that i think about it.

i should have addendum-ed up there that i am totally racist so my vague racist impressions should not be taken seriously.

sweet

I never knew Randy Moss and Rasheed Wallace were the same person...

lol is no 1 gonna talk bout moss's superman bape in that pic!!

i was gonna say...

i'm with horseshoe

A temporary restraining order has been issued against Patriots [team stats]’ receiver Randy Moss, after a Florida woman alleged he beat her and then refused to allow her to seek medical attention on Jan. 6, according to court documents.

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view.bg?articleid=1066961

:/

from their comment section:
"From everything I've read about this - It's the wrong Randy Moss. Not RM from the Patriots. The original news source that reported this has since retracted the article."

?????????????????????????????

it's the right randy. according to him she's been extorting him over the past couple days saying she'd go public with these allegations if he didn't pay up.

may require registration but the globe sportspage is worth it.

slappin a bitch in florida on yr bye week vs bangin a bitch in mexico on yr bye week.

interesting letter to the boston globe from randy's agent that gives a pretty candid breakdown of the event.

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Filed to ESPN: 49ers reached agreement on a one-year deal with wide receiver Randy Moss.

Niners assume no risk by signing Randy Moss
Posted by Mike Florio on March 13, 2012, 11:03 PM EDT

Receiver Randy Moss reportedly didn’t want any guaranteed money as part of his new contract. And that’s a good thing, because he didn’t get any.

Per a source with knowledge of the contract, the new contract that Moss signed with the 49ers carries not a penny of guaranteed money.

Instead, Moss will receive a base salary of $1.75 million. He’ll be eligible for another $46,875 for each game that he is on the active 46-man roster. If he’s active for every game, he’ll get a total of $750,000.

Moss also can earn up to $1.5 million in incentives tied to playing time, receptions, and qualifying for the Pro Bowl.

Most importantly, if the 49ers decide at any point before Week One that it’s just not working, they can cut Moss and owe him nothing.

Apart from the money, Moss has a strong incentive to make it to the final roster. He’ll get to play two of his former teams this year: the Vikings and the Patriots.