POLL: Skip Bayless Is The Worst Human Being In The History Of The World

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i seriously can't stop watching ESPN first take to see what self-righteous, blatantly rong shit comes out of his pinched sphincter-mouth. i fucking hate this man with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. today when they were talking randy moss he invented some kind of monday morning theory that randy looked SO distracted during the game and because of this new court case thing i just wanted to reach in the TV and strangle the last acrid bitter breath from his dessicated lungs. i sincerely hope there is a hell so this man can rot in it. he oozes evil like no other person you see on TV regularly other than maybe putin.....

earlier this year he claimed he thought that JAY FUCKING CUTLER was a more "clutch" QB than brady or manning. unreal.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
YES 7
I HOPE HE GETS CANCER7


M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

he's also apparently jealous of his younger brother the chef. when skip used to work in chicago his office was two blocks from his brother's restaurant. in 8 years he stopped in exactly twice.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

i need to start keeping a log of stupid stuff he says.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

Another thing, the beginning of the article is inappropriate and wrong. Skip Bayless obviously wasn't born Terrel Owens Bayless and his nickname "Skip 'I'm a total douche bag" Bayless" needs to go.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

I think we can all agree that Bayless sucks and should get cancer.

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

You should make a second poll to determine what type of cancer he gets. I vote: rectum!

Leee, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

I can't ever hope a guy gets cancer, but if I did Bayless would be high on the list. Does he have nayghty pics of the head of ESPN or something?

Bill Magill, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

I hope he gets operable cancer and has to have his lips removed.

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

he's on some milo z/gabbneb level of being constantly offTM

omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

no, i will vote for tongue cancer with anal polyp chasers.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

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Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

this isn't even close

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

i voted for i hope he gets cancer

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

altho i wish there was an option for "i wish he gets convicted of sexual assault" bcuz that would be a whole hell of a lot funnier

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

i hope an r. kelly-esque tape of him trying to rape a kid comes out, and by kid i mean "small goat"

omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

i hope he gets chancre

am0n, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

I just voted YES because I always change the channel before he opens his hole. But yeah, total douche. I know Bayless is not such a common name, but it didn't occur to me that he was Rick's brother.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 17 January 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

i know i was shocked when i found out too. they couldn't be more different! apparently rick grew up in woody's shadow which was also shocking to me. the woodman was some stud athelete as a youngster and rick was just never as good so he went a totally different direction.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 January 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

RUNOFF

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/boxscores-never-lie-or-exaggerate-on-twitter-30011

lebron traveled (am0n), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

Ive never heard or read of one person who actually likes this guy.

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

Well there is big business in media in just being an unlikable axxhxxe. Some people can really pull it off and get rich, but it is always great when one of them gets caught by the the stink of their own BS.

earlnash, Friday, 13 April 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

v glad the only awareness i have that this guy has any career in the media at all is youtubes of him getting clowned by terrell suggs, repeatedly

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK47D3oCMAAWBJP.jpg:large

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

“To say I’m disappointed in the hiring of Skip Bayless would be an enormous understatement,” Aikman said. “Clearly, [Fox Sports president of national networks] Jamie Horowitz and I have a difference of opinion when it comes to building a successful organization. I believe success is achieved by acquiring and developing talented, respected and credible individuals, none of which applies to Skip Bayless.”

brimstead, Thursday, 8 September 2016 00:33 (eight years ago)

aikman touchdown unbelievable

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 September 2016 01:35 (eight years ago)

i feel like I maybe love troy aikman for that?
brb, taking a silkwood shower

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 September 2016 05:37 (eight years ago)

six months pass...

If you ever wondered what the last item on Charles Barkley’s bucket list is, wonder no more.

The answer is simple: murder. Specifically, murdering former ESPN and current Fox Sports shouter Skip Bayless.

Barkley shared his morbid fantasy during a wide-ranging interview Thursday on “The Dan Patrick Show.”

Near the end of the interview, in the midst of a rambling declaration about his love of the radio show, Barkley stopped himself mid-sentence to say, “You know what we should do for ratings? If I get a disease and I’m gonna die, how about you get Skip Bayless in here and I’ll kill him live on national television?”

“I like it, like pay-per-view,” Patrick said, playing the role of straight man to perfection.

“No, no, no,” Barkley butted back in, “just get him in here. Only when I know I’m going to die. … Cause I just want to get Skip Bayless in a room one time and beat him like a dog.”

Without missing a beat, Patrick chimed in, “OK, so you’d kill him.”

“Yes. Only if I knew I was gonna die,” Sir Charles finished up. “Not if I’m gonna live, cause I don’t wanna go to prison. Cause like [Rick] Mahorn say, ‘They would love you in prison.’”

Bayless was on the air Friday morning, but hadn’t responded to Barkley at the time of publication.

nomar, Saturday, 25 March 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

Epic

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

Skip Bayless‏Verified account @RealSkipBayless

Starting to wonder if the Warriors are better without Kevin Durant.

Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

paging Charles Barkley

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/article/parents-assure-scared-child-theres-no-such-thing-s-55652

nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

seven years pass...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/01/05/skip-bayless-fox-sports-lawsuit/

trm (tombotomod), Monday, 6 January 2025 00:24 (five months ago)

Working HR at Fox must be an interesting job at times.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 01:46 (five months ago)


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