Here is the number one reason why everyone, including Giants fans, should be furious about this:

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MERCURY MORRIS WILL NOW NEVER, EVER BE SILENCED. THE 72 PHINS WILL CONTINUE TO IRRITATE US ALL FOR DECADES TO COME.

cankles, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

nobody pays attention to him except you though

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

and mercury morris doesn't post here so I'd rather he go be a gloating dickhead off wherever instead of having to listen to u, jhosfhese and chi-kev being all rooty toot toot. no offense meant.

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

dude take it easy on me, i was the one being like "uh chill dudes" to those guys the last month+! i was never all up on the PATS WILL WIN BY 9 MILLION boat~

cankles, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't either! As Tombot will recall I couldn't even watch half the first Giants game because of being stressed they would lose & playoffs, worse. but I am a high stress person :)

daria-g, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

I almost feel bad for jhoseheaphat

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

almost

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'll fess-up to saying the pats would win by a billion, but i'm pretty sure i also listed 29182311 reasons why i hate the team and would root for anybody against them, even a tribe of convicted puppy-murderers

remy bean, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just glad Boston won't win all three titles.

I thought the Pats would cover the spread but the Giants defense was fucking amazing, way better than in the first game.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I feel bad for them. and Kevin :( Oh well. I do feel pretty good about not stressing out over football games any more though. Next season --> must get NFL channel and watch all Redskins, Pats, Jaguars.

daria-g, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

spag-genius

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

Giants D was great. If only Pats D hung on that last drive!

daria-g, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

man i sure am glad the falcons didnt wait to interview spags

also:

THE ‘72 FINS RECORD IS INTACT!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE MEDIA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES BABY?! I KNEW THE GIANTS COULD PULL IT OFF BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEATEN THE PATS THE GAME BEFORE!!! BIGGEST YPSET IN ALL OF SPORTS HISTORY RIGHT HERE BABY!!! THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! YOU BETTER WRITE A COLUMN ON THIS AND NOT GO INTO HIDING SIMMONS!!!
:: DolFan 316 — 2/3/2008 @ 10:21 pm

cankles, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

Spag just got himself a head coaching gig, I'd imagine.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

shit, Boston never had a shot to win "all three titles" .. PISTONS coming out of the East

Stormy Davis, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

[22:26] eviliraqi: dewey defeats truman ass niggas

cankles, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

That is one crazy Dolphins fan if the greatest night of his life is the Giants winning.

shit, Boston never had a shot to win "all three titles"

Get real.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

Aidsy, your reasoned arguments have not succeeded in making me furious about this.

Rock Hardy, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

also i am of course tremendously sad for ~*randy*~ but i imagine i'm alone on that one ;_;

cankles, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

No I am. and I'm sad for Brady and I know I'm alone on that one

well, there's always next year!

daria-g, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

actually i'm happy about this if it means brady's media profile is reduced. i am coming close to genuinely despising the cocksucker :[

cankles, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

it's not like he's in fifty commercials. I don't get the Brady hate although I guess there will be less of it next year (maybe?)

daria-g, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

also i am of course tremendously sad for ~*randy*~ but i imagine i'm alone on that one ;_;

http://991.com/newgallery/Michael-Jackson-You-Are-Not-Alone-349832.jpg

HI DERE, Monday, 4 February 2008 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

THE ‘72 FINS RECORD IS INTACT!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE MEDIA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES BABY?! I KNEW THE GIANTS COULD PULL IT OFF BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEATEN THE PATS THE GAME BEFORE!!! BIGGEST YPSET IN ALL OF SPORTS HISTORY RIGHT HERE BABY!!! THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! YOU BETTER WRITE A COLUMN ON THIS AND NOT GO INTO HIDING SIMMONS!!!
:: DolFan 316 — 2/3/2008 @ 10:21 pm

That was me. Sorry.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 4 February 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'd rather he go be a gloating dickhead off wherever instead of having to listen to u, jhosfhese and chi-kev being all rooty toot toot. no offense meant.

yeah, because there's totally no way that could be construed as offensive.

chicago kevin, Monday, 4 February 2008 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

just a bit of superbowl, let's all be cool

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 February 2008 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

that's why I said "no offense meant," dude.

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 February 2008 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

MERCURY REACTS TO THE WIN:

http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?videoId=3229359&categoryId=2378529

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 February 2008 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

of all the old '72 Dolphins I'd want to hear from, why is Mercury not at the top of my list.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 4 February 2008 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

im a dolphins fan and all but the idea that anyone gives a fuck about what they have to say 3 hours after the super bowl is beyond ridiculous to me

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 February 2008 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

it's not like had the Patriots gone undefeated that it would suddenly mean the 72 Dolphins were mundane...otherwise what about the other 40 teams that won super bowls that weren't undefeated?

I am loving the replays though. That hit on Brady at the end of the game is one I plan on replaying on my DVR until 5 am.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 4 February 2008 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pagesix.com/story/bald+truth+about+tom+brady

also mercury morris is a terrible awful human being who should be punched in the face repeatedly but less so than bellychicky so this argument does not move me at all.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 4 February 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

i want to find that brady team photo where he's clearly showing some wear and tear on the dome.

omar little, Monday, 4 February 2008 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

MERCURY MORRIS WILL NOW NEVER, EVER BE SILENCED. THE 72 PHINS WILL CONTINUE TO IRRITATE US ALL FOR DECADES TO COME.

-- cankles, Sunday, February 3, 2008 9:13 PM (Sunday, February 3, 2008 9:13 PM) Bookmark Link

Only reason I was pulling for the Pats. I'm tired of Mercury Morris and Larry Csonka smirking through every season. I hope someone pee-pees in Don Shula's champagne.

I was going on about this last night, and sure enough, during those last 35 seconds, they show the '72 team with fancy fonts.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 4 February 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

ffs

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 4 February 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

at least the dolphins are all very old and will die soon.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 4 February 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

that Dolphins team is ridiculous and Ade's bile against the Dolphins is an eloquent and beautiful thing.

but i am still happy because i, too, am full of bile.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

silver lining of the pats loss (for me at least and probably at most): they will not be as historically annoying as the 72 dolphins. i could see tedy bruschi being that cranky old guy who talks shit when he's in his 60s.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 07:10 (eighteen years ago)

it is pretty much statistically impossible to be bigger annoyances and blights upon the world than the '72 dolphins tho.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 6 February 2008 20:56 (eighteen years ago)


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