Hyperbolic Training Camp Stories About Players Who Probably Aren't Very Good

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http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/20080801-9999-1s1chargers.html

Yes, he's a bear of a man, one who subsists by swatting his way through natural enemies with his huge paws.

Apparently, too, the convenient comparison doesn't end there. There's also grizzlylike behavior to be found in the camera phone of Ryon Bingham, the Chargers defensive lineman who answers the call of the wild every offseason, most recently with a fishing trip to the White River in Arkansas.

As captured on video and shown proudly, not only did the 6-foot-3, 305-pound Bingham catch a lovely rainbow trout, but he also ate it.

On the spot. Raw. As fresh as fresh gets.

“What can I say?” Bingham said. “I got hungry.”

polyphonic, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080730/SPORTS/80730073/1010/SPORTS

Derek Hagan doesn't need a watch.

He knows exactly what time it is.

"It's my time," the Miami Dolphins wide receiver said Tuesday.

polyphonic, Friday, 1 August 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

HAHAHA

cankles, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

lolz "as fresh as fresh gets"

forksclovetofu, Friday, 1 August 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)


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