2005 NFL Playoff Thread -- Predictions & Comments

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There is a week to go and a few playoff berths to be decided, but the Playoffs are here.

Indy, NE, Cinci, J-Ville & Denver have clinched in the AFC. Pitts, SD and KC are going for the last Wild Card spot with the Steelers probably having the best bet having to play Detroit.

The NFC is a bit more open as only the Seahawks, Bears and Giants with clinched spots. There are quite a few scenarios for the remaining two spots. At this point, I think everything favors Tampa and Washington if they win they are in.

The AFC playoffs are going to be tight top to bottom. The Pats (6-1), Bengals (4-1) and Steelers (3-1) have all been hot since getting beat by Indy.

KC and SD are both probably going to miss the playoffs and I think they are better than most of the NFC teams.

― earlnash, Tuesday, 27 December 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Meet back here for predictions once we get past week 17!
FWIW: Pittsburgh, Carolina, Tampa and Washington
And isn't San Diego pretty much out, short of some miracles?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I think SD gets in if they win and the Steelers and Chiefs lose.

― earlnash, Tuesday, 27 December 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think so.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the Superchargers are out altogether. But I'm in a pickle trying to pick the winner of this week's SD/DEN game. Is SD playing for pride while DEN takes a rest, or will DEN come out full force and make it a close game? Fucking Shanahan... I never know what's going on upstairs with that guy.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Thursday, 29 December 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

ALRIGHT IT'S GO TIME:

WILD CARD PIX MUTHAFUCKAZ:

Washington over Tampa (maybe the closest game)
New England over Jacksonville (tight till the third or fourth)
N.Y. Giants over Carolina (barely)
Pittsburgh over Cincinnati (in a blowout)

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

Washington over Tampa 17-10
NE over Jax 28-3
NYG over Carolina 23-0
Pittsburgh over Cincy 31-17

Then:

Bears over Washington
Seattle over NYG
Indy over whoever
NE over whoever

then:

Seattle over Bears : (
Indy over NE

Indy over Seattle

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, so it's all the way is it?

Well, I pretty much agree with you on that lineup anyway.
'Cept I think Washington might Cinderella to the finals.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Wash
NE
Carolina
Cinci

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

Tampa
New England
N.Y. Giants
Cincinnati

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

What Stormy said.

― Bizarro Stormy (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

never pick against ur own team, gear!! this will come back to haunt u somehow

― I GUARONTEE ::cajun voice:: (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Washington
New England
Carolina
Cinci

Cinci already beat Pittsburgh this year and I can see Carson Palmer playing out of his mind (um, moreso than he has all season) and squeaking out a win. Then they go to Denver and lose 33-10.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

Washington -- I kind of figured these guys were close to being a good team, but am a bit suprised they got it done this year. Brunell has gotten hot in the passing game and because of this Portis is running all over the place. Their defense was good last year and not bad even when the ole' ball coach was screwing everything up.

Tampa -- They are about the same team as the Skins except they have a youngin' at QB. Until they got rolled by the Pats, I was thinking they may be the team to win the NFC. I'm not as sure now, but they are at home and the core of the defense has been in the playoffs a bunch.

J-Ville -- I've been impressed by their improvement the past couple of years, as I have seen them play four times against the Colts. Their defense is a bunch of rough necks, especially up front. Considering how well Leftwich played his senior year limping around on one leg, I think he will be OK coming off the injury and starting in the playoffs. I personally had a feeling Leftwich might be the best of that big group of QBs that year out of college, he seems so relaxed and completely in control.

NE- These guys are like Dracula, no one is going to "really" believe they are dead until the sun is up and the body isn't moving and has a big stake in their heart. They have "Seymore" and Tedi back on D, so maybe they might have it going on. I think they really miss having Rodney Harrison in the d-backfield, as teams seem to be able to pass like mad against them. I think Brady is going to have to come up big and J-ville has a pretty good pass defense.

Carolina- I did not see them play this year. They seem to be like most NFC teams which are fantastic for a week, then turn to suck another week. It does not appear that their defense is quite as good this season.

Giants- The biggest thing with the Giants is putting the rock in the end zone, as they seem to be able to move the ball at will a good portion of the time. They are their own worse enemy as they have either stupid penaltys, dropped passes, turnovers, missed field goals or giving up big returns that costs them games or keeps them close. How will they do, hard to figure. The defense is good, but they are not immune to stupid penalties and giving up big plays.

Steelers- Big running game and they are good at stopping the run, which is usual Pittsburgh football. They don't seem to be as good at rushing the passer this season. I think the big thing that hurt the Steelers this year against the Colts and Bengals was getting away from their usual MO and trying to shoot it out. They have blown a bunch of chances at getting to the Super Bowl, so part of me thinks they are due.

Cinci- They were kicking it big time until they clinched their division. The Buffalo game was a wash, they gave up a punt return and interception for a TD (to the same guy no less) and flubbed the game away. Last week they looked like they were playing the last game of the pre-season. I thought Marvin Lewis was going to blow a socket, he was freaking out on people so hard on the sidelines last week. I think they have been humbled a bit, so it will be interesting to see how they come out on Sunday. The O is going to have to put some pressure on the Steelers and try and break them out of controlling the clock on the ground.

― earlnash, Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

washington
carolina
ne
pitt

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

Cincy is a home underdog. Bet the farm on Pitt.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

tb
nyg
ne
cin (this is vote of hope, not practicality)

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Washington/TB is a toss up in my mind because both teams have been known to bring their "bad" game and their "good" game seemingly indiscriminantly...I'll go with Washington but wouldn't be surprised if TB pulls it out.
Giants over Carolina, in a close one (stupid penalties will drag this one out)
NE over Jacksonville (though I'd not prefer it)
Pittsburgh over Cincy

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

tampa, but only because they're playing at home
carolina
new england
pittsburgh, but only for sentimental reasons

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

laurence kansas you are a mentalist. home dawg = free money

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

That's what Vegas wants you to think. Money pours into the home dog, visitor wins, Vegas wins, laurence kansas wins.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S MY LOCK OF THE WEEK

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Pittsburgh got the bigges bogus bandwagon since "Brady for mvp," or "USC best team ever." The arguments aren't ridiculous, just wrong and very popular. Smallest bandwagon ever: Denver. It's like they are in some kind of publicity blackout.

Pittsburgh, NY, NE, Tampa.

― Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

laurence do you have a 1-800 number I can call?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Haha Pittsburgh does have a bogus bandwagon going on this year but it won't stop them from beating Cincy who inexplicably turned completely shit. OTM about Denver, I mean no one talks about them at all unless absolutely necessary, which is a little weird. I think Plummer wore out his media blitz bandwagon the first several years of his career where he just sucked like a vortex and the team as a whole saw its media pinnacle when Elway left, so now people are like, eh, they won their Super Bowl finally, let's talk some other shit.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Shanahan is a great coach.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

What was it Blount said? "Yeah, he taught Plummer how to not throw the ball to the wrong team."

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

that might be 90% of being a great coach!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I think my friend Vince is the sole member of Broncos bandwagon outside of Colorado. According to a drunken phonecall I received the other night the Broncos will win because of the "Cleveland Curse" (ie the entire Broncos defense is made up of ex-Browns). I have four bottles of wine riding on this (I took the Colts).

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

That's intelligent.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Well, since the Colts have never been tested it may go the Broncos way.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, you and I have similar football sense.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

You think Eli Manning is super cute too???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

just as long as it's just football sense.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

My picks --

Tampa over Wash - This one can go either way. I'm going with the Bucs D to hold down Portis and force the Skins to have to air it out.

NE over J-ville - I want to pick the Jags, but the Pats seem to find that way to win. Both of these teams I think would like another crack at Indy.

NYG over Carolina - Who knows how this one will turn out. On paper, I think the Giants are the better team.

Cinci over Pitts - I'm not going against the Bengals, even though they put it on autopilot the last two weeks. It should be a good game.

― earlnash, Friday, 6 January 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ally: er, no. But we do tend toward the same picks and analysis.
I'm more of a Leslie Lobo man myself.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

TB, NE, Carolina, Pitt

The only home dog winning this weekend is ZEUS.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Indy over whoever
NE over whoever

Wait, I just reread this...wouldn't NE be facing Denver if they advance? No fucking way NE over Denver.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'd want to see how they play against Jacksonville first.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Agreed, I mean if they completely rape Jacksonville I might revise my "No fucking way" stance but that seems incredibly unlikely. And it's a different situation--they'd be playing in Denver, not Foxboro, against a rested team (not always a plus, rest can mean rust, natch). I don't really think NE has a chance against Denver.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

If any of you are inclined to bet, please be warned: I just placed my first bet of the season ($25) on the Pats tomorrow, minues 7.5.

This means that Jacksonville is a lock to cover.

― kGiants = Super Bowl (TCBeing), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

My bookie is missing in action. Someone please put 100 on Pitt for me. LOCK

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, I just reread this...wouldn't NE be facing Denver if they advance? No fucking way NE over Denver.

If Cinci beats Pittsburgh then they will go to Denver (where they will get killed) and NE goes to Indy for the long-awaited WAR TO SETTLE THE SCORE.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'd take Jacksonville and 7 1/2. NE has won most of those playoff games in this run only by a TD or less. I think NE will have problems in the next round with either Indy or Denver. I'd probably rather not see the Colts play the Jags again, as odds are never as good for anyone beating a team three times in one season.

Everyone in the AFC wants another crack at Indy. Denver also got rolled out bad the last two years in the playoffs by the Colts. I think Ian Gold will try to kill Peyton Manning if he ever gets a free hit on him. John Lynch also picked up a big fine for the cheap hit he put on Dallas Clark last year.

― earlnash, Friday, 6 January 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

But Cincy isn't going to beat Pittsburgh!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

It's the 1/2 point that has me worried in the Jacksonville game.

Pitt over Cincy is the biggest lock since the PANAMA CANAL

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

But wait, I'm right still though that IF Pittsburgh and NE both win, then NE goes to Denver? Or do I have it wrong all along?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060106

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Here are my coin flip picks (heads=home), with the spread taken into account:

Redskins
Pats
Bengals
Panthers

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I still think the Steelers are a bigger lock/than the locks/on Fort Knox.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

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yeah and no one has
denied holmgren's walrus look
since '87

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is that facial expression? Do you know that the Fox Sports online poll throughout the season voted Brett Favre sexiest man in the NFL? IN 2005???????

xpost hence my lock status, since you refuse to accept Seattle's Richard Simmonsesque status.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/gallery/2001/0804/photo/gallery10.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 27 January 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.paulvitale.com/slide_show/images/photo_5.jpg
ummmm...

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.bochynski.com/charlespierce/images/rip.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

l-r Kitty Carlisle, Mike Holgren

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.paulvitale.com/slide_show/images/photo_5.jpg

is that Cowher or Robin Williams??

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

That is clearly a deleted scene from "The Birdcage".

― Dan (Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

god why don't these teams just put on the old Tampa Bay uniforms already and just nancy it up completely. Bill O'Reilly is RIGHT, gay cowboys and gay marriage makes everyone gay.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Alright when do we go back to being serious.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hey folks, Harry here!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9911/18/web.secrets/knowles.jpg

I really dunno who to root for this year? The idea of Pittsburgh winning another SB basically makes me want to pee out my butt for the rest of my life, but they are also the most reasonable and lovable team in the entire league. As much as I'd like for a marginal fagdog franchise like the Sea Hawks (the most undignified bird in the world btw - like the foul SHRIKE, they kill without honor!!!) to finally win something, the team itself is basically a band of unconscionable trollops.

― butts lmao (Adrian Langston), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

i hate that fucking guy

― gear (gear), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I also find it harder and harder to believe that the Pittsburgh D is just gonna piss all over Seattle like a pregnancy test, those ain't some sweet-ass niggaz on that O-line!!!

― butts lmao (Adrian Langston), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the Pittsburgh d is going to just piss all over Seattle, only that they stand a v. good chance of stopping Alexander and if they can do that it's half teh battle. I'm more a believer that their offense can run the table.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

I know the PBO has shocked the world in the postseason on the road, but people were pretty impressed with a lot of the offenses Seattle has faced and no bananas for them. I don't know what that means. Carolina was basically shut out and got away with a block in the back to give them a TD. Not that I don't think Smith could have made it all the way regardless, but still. Good D. Better than Strahan + Umenyiora gave us. Better than the Colts showed and the Colts almost won!

BOLD CLAM: This game will be won by whomever has the least turnovers.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 27 January 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yes but the Colts wouldn't have almost won had the officials not intervened. Pick yr battles, yah. Also: Washington, again. If you can name me the "impressive offenses" besides Carolina you win a blow job. Hint: they only played 2 playoff games, so I'm assuming you are referring to regular season? Plz stop taking everything Lincoln Kennedy says so seriously. Just 2 weeks ago he was claiming Tom Brady was going to rape the table or something like that (paraphrase).

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

i just looked at seattle's full season schedule in an attempt to win a blow job, but no dice

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

I guess what I'm saying is that if yr def of high octane offenses is late season G-men, who were racing on Tiki's jock, and Washington who were sketchy all year, I dunno what to tell you other than, no blow jobs??? Confusing point but you see where I'm going.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

caveat this is in no way denigrating Seattle as a team they are an excellent team blah blah blah I'm just saying I think that Pittsburgh's road was more difficult and they've shown me a lot more than the Seahawks have. I doubted the Steelers too!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

John Gruden is the carpenter.
No blowjobs makes me want to rape the table.
I'm considering voting seahawks solely to duck the majority.
Must think on this.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Lincoln Kennedy is seriously a premium dude, though. I love watching the kernels of wisdom spew forth from his rotund profile. In fact, why is it that all the analysts and shit on NFL Network - Terrell Davis, LK, Rod Woodson, Emmitt, Rich Eisen, a bunch of other dudes I guess - are lightyears ahead of anyone who isn't Michael Irvin, in terms of personality, entertainment and even insight? Can anyone even sit through those Fox or CBS pregames without wanting to ralph on their cats?

― butts lmao (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 28 January 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

OTM x100, the NFL Network people are all great dudes and my seeming dismissal of Mr. Kennedy had little to do with his insight or analysis, and more to do with Tom's rather intriguing amount of trust in those dudes, even Adam Schefter.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

also I read that last line as "wanting to rape their cats" and was a little worried.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

Getting a little football fix in while eating my lunch, I watched an NFL Films thing about "THE DRIVE" led by Elway and the Broncs against the Browns in the AFC championship game. Lots of good names and players come up in that game: Ozzie Newsome, Tom Jackson, Rich Karlis (barefoot kicker for Denver), Clay Matthews, Bernie Kosar, Pat Bowlen (nice fur coat buddy), Gary Kubiak, Dan Reeves and you see Bill Cowher all over the place on the sidelines as an assitant coach for the Browns.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 30 January 2006 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

In my heart, I'm hoping for Pittsburgh.
For the sake of this thread and solely to play dice with the universe, I'm picking Seattle by 10

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2006 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks Earl. :-(

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I was annoyed at NFL Network last night cos we tuned in for their Super Bowl marathon and they were only playing CRAP Super Bowls. Like Bills v Cowboys (narratted by Jimmy Johnson, puhleeeeeze) or any of the 80s Broncos bowls. They seemed to be going in chronological order but WILLFULLY skipping any of them that had even the barest excitement to them. PS Niners are douchebags for running up the score like that on Denver, come on. But yeah I had to turn that shit off after a while, too annoying and depressing.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I just read where the NFL network will be carrying regular season games this year (Thurs & Saturdays). Should I skip the the fathead and purchase cable?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh wow that'd be awesome!! I wonder who will be the commentary team?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

LK: They're doing 8 reg. season games; mostly Sat and Thurs games that ESPN likely would've put up.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Eisen & Schefter!

"Wow I have no idea what they just did. What is that? A screen pass?"
"Well whatever it was Rich it was called by offensive coordinator blah blah blah who was one of the candidates interviewed by Houston to replace Dom Capers."
"That's great, what they're doing. Wow, those guys are so big! And fast!"
"Hey Rich didn't you wear that tie during last night's NFL Total Access?"
"Why yes I did Adam I realized I forgot to pack two ties so I figured while we're up in the booth I'd try to re-use this one, if you will?"
"Ha ha ha"
"Oh they're running around again!"
"Number 58 is going into free agency at the end of this season - it'll be interesting to see what kind of numbers he can put up - that's big money on the line."

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 January 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'll only watch THAT if they have Davis and Woodson as sideline reporters, and they each have to wear the opposite-team-to-what-they-are-interivewing's game jerseys.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

No no no no no Davis & Woodson wearing Bonnie Bernstein outfits.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 January 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Seahawks by 3.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Bonnie Bernstein HATS + opposite team jerseys = watchable any day of the week.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I have a thing for Bonnie Bernstein. She needs to settle down with a nice boy like me.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

If she feels stifled in our relationship I'll let her interview the fathead.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Suzy K > B-Squared

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

That's cool but can you get her to wear different clothes?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

None of these women are as awful as Jillian Barbierie, even if they do wear stupid hats. Maybe we should request NFL Network dresses up Rod Woodson in a Jillian Barbierie outfit.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone catch Pam O. in that ginormous hat with the flaps a couple weeks ago? goodness

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

It's like they think they're at the Kentucky Derby for crying out loud.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Pam Oliver has a head shaped like a peanut. She's foxy, but damn, A PEANUT SHAPED HEAD.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Lol yeah, I was kind of stoked all week about the Super Bowl marathon, but when I turned it on yesterday and saw what they were actually showing I just got bummed and watched some Kurt Russell films instead.

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Monday, 30 January 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

ps. http://www.flidop.com/flidop/Music/184/MrDevious-Puhlahmahlu.mp3

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Monday, 30 January 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Is NFL network like HOLDING BACK ON PURPOSE good Super Bowls? 4 what purpose? Is there a big thing planned that I'm just not "getting"? Or is it just to annoy everyone? I mean seriously who the hell wants to rewatch Mark Rypien doing anything? I mean, Mark who? Super Bowl MVP blah blah blah...who??? It was kind of comforting to realize that Joey Montana was always completely glazed looking though, made me feel a little better, like he wasn't thoroughly brain damaged by the NFL, but was rather born that way.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Suzy K > B-Squared

FOR SHAME

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

There should be a sci-fi show on the NFL network where they implant a personality chip into Montana's brain and record the results.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I got a lot more enjoyment out of the hour and a half "NFL's Greatest Games" on ESPN Classic. Is it just me or is there something fundamentally depressing about crummy Superbowls, like Yes These Guys Won It All But Now Nobody Remembers Them (Lol)?

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Monday, 30 January 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Tho I guess it says something important about, I dunno, the world or something that more people probably know who Scott Norwood was than have the foggiest who the fuck Mark Rypien is. I mean I forgot who the hell he was until last night.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

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