thank you football god for football

we do not thank the football god enough for football.
this week has seriously been such a shitstorm of shitty stupid shit.
cowboys - packers baby. go motherfucking packers.

I am considering buying a team polo for every team the cowboys play this year, so I can wear it to the office on friday, and yell at the dallas fans. except fuck also the redskins ("jacksonville big negroes! how about that?") and in addition fuck the Houston Victims plus fuck the Nashville Excuses but ehhh really nevermind I'm just rambling now

Thank you football god, for football.

I also have missed TOTAL ACCESS very much now that I do not have cable and cannot watch it in the office in blatant violation of the projector screen satellite office rules. It is basically a bunch of different tough guys slapping each other and making jokes in between scratching their own balls in an articulate manner. That is good teevee if you ask me.

I should go to bed.

Does Hank Williams Jr. still do the Monday Night Football theme? Man, that song PUMPS ME UP!

I just keep getting that "every day is my sunday" tune stuck in my head

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it's "every day is like sunday," you crazy person. go to sleep!

Greatest television moment in history - John Tesh performing the NBA on NBC theme song (which he composed), LIVE on David Letterman, using a Keytar. I know this is an NFL thread, but damn, that got everyone pumped up.

are you kidding? I've been hearing it wrong all this time? well, maybe I am just better at writing lyrics in my head with my imagination than that guy is. therefore, my version stands.

see if it's "every day is my sunday," then I think, that is a really lucky person, taking time out of his sunday to sing that to me. if it's "every day is like sunday," then that is just some hippy dippy bullshit, get a job.

"Purple Haze" lyrics are actually "scuse me while I sack this guy."

Greatest television moment in history - John Tesh performing the NBA on NBC theme song (which he composed), LIVE on David Letterman, using a Keytar. I know this is an NFL thread, but damn, that got everyone pumped up.

TRUTH. This is the closest I could find. His answering machine message to himself is revelatory.

holy shit that OWNS

check out emperor norton on the fiddle there

That is fucking awesome. John Tesh is an American hero.

Entirely on the basis of the early games this sunday I am reviving this thread. I love this ridiculous, ludicrous, nonsensical absurdity of a sport.

And I am also really glad I am not a betting man.

I wish I wasn't a betting man. Thanks Washington.

I am considering buying a team polo for every team the cowboys play this year, so I can wear it to the office on friday, and yell at the dallas fans.

haha i missed this. do it!

tuck rule!
the football god is mysterious

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I wish all my dreams tonight could just be that OT punt block on loop.

i've never seen a block like that. it was like he was racing the snap to the punter.

I know! I only got the highlights on NFL network and I'm completely dumbfounded as to how the two of them got to the ball so fast..

I would also like to say that even though 1/3rd of the talking heads happen to be the kind of analyst who will spout from time to time such pearls that can be summed up as "with oxygen, the mammal is a different kind of competitor than without oxygen; without oxygen, I don't like this organism," NFL Gameday Final is basically unmatched by any other programming on what we in the early 21st century call the teevee.

DID YOU SEE DAVID GARRARD'S POSTGAME PRESS CONFERENCE OUTFIT?

not yet but I have had like a whole bunch of adult beverages served cold so maybe that is kind of the same?

hey football gods, thank you for Philadelphia's 23-point 4th quarter than won me slightly over 20 (twenty) american "dollars". if Denver had covered the spread too instead of revealing themselves to be the paper tiger (horse?) i knew in my they are then i might even have forgiven you for what you did to Mr. Brady, you spiteful fucking bastards.

the word "heart" is missing from that post. see if you can guess where it goes.

it goes up your britishes bunghole you inveterate brady lover

Roundball Rock makes up for so many Tesh inadequacies.

thank you football god for the Cowboys being terrible. thank you also for the $250 that they helped me to win by being terrible. your pal, bobby.

heheh. cosign!

thank you football god for that badass tennessee-green bay game, even if i wanted it to come out differently.

dear football god please send your spirit to kyle orton and may he have a speedy recovery

Thank you football god for letting peyton manning get his shit together for the second time this season making me 2-6-1. 9th position is gonna feel so great come Tuesday. Really. Thanks.

What's your favorite cartoon?

http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80e44f6d

vs.

John Gruden cussing a lot.

http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80e44b2e

i thought the funniest part of those was asomugha immediately calling BS on brett favre being all nice and sportsmanlike

i can see why jon gruden's players couldn't stand him

Shaun Phillips is great.

I TOLD HIM TO TAKE A HIKE, HAHA

"THAT REF'S SHIRT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM BABY GAP."

jon gruden is SUCH a jackass. at every sporting ever, there's that guy. and then dudes get to tampa bay and are like oh, shit, that guy is the coach!? noooooo

lollll roy williams and TO talkin about duck tales

gus frerotte beggin for water on the sidelines.
water?

THANK YOU FOOTBALL GOD FOR FOOTBALL!!!1!11!!!!

OTM

anyone else notice that new orleans were only giving 4 points against tampa today? thank you football gods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8roxM1k02g