WEEK 6 was the week when brett favre stuck a beheaded duck in my backpack

CIN @ NYJ jets i guess, they have voodoo on their side with this dead animal thing
OAK @ NO oh god. new orleans
CAR @ TB carolina
STL @ WAS washington
BAL @ IND baltimore
MIA @ HOU miami
DET @ MIN hahahahahahahahahahaha uh minnesota i guess!!!
CHI @ ATL chicago
JAC @ DEN hmmm. jacksonville!
GB @ SEA oh who cares. gb
PHI @ SF philly
DAL @ ARI CHALLOPS: ARIZONA XTREME ROOSTERS
NE @ SD probably new england. i'm kinda hoping ne actually because it's funny to see san diego keep failing
NYG @ CLE sorry brownie

CIN @ NYJ bretts
OAK @ NO new orleans
CAR @ TB bucs
STL @ WAS wash
BAL @ IND ind
MIA @ HOU miami
DET @ MIN this week's challops: LIONS
CHI @ ATL bears
JAC @ DEN broncos
GB @ SEA sea
PHI @ SF eagles
DAL @ ARI cowboys though i hope schef is right
NE @ SD san diego
NYG @ CLE giants

CIN @ NYJ Jetropolitans
OAK @ NO Nawlings
CAR @ TB Carolina
STL @ WAS Warshington
BAL @ IND Indy
MIA @ HOU Houston
DET @ MIN Detroit j/k
CHI @ ATL Bars
JAC @ DEN Denv
GB @ SEA Cheese
PHI @ SF San Francisco in a shockah
DAL @ ARI Dallas
NE @ SD The only way that San Diego can win a game is if I pick New England here.
NYG @ CLE Gigantes

CIN @ NYJ -- having fun w/ predicates!
OAK @ NO -- CHALLOPS! OAK (O/U on Al-ordered air strikes?)
CAR @ TB -- this game is a fart; go Chucky
STL @ WAS -- hahahahahaha yeah you know
BAL @ IND -- rocket laser arm ftw
MIA @ HOU -- it's like a bye week for MIA, but with a win!
DET @ MIN -- CHALLOPS THE RETURN! DET
CHI @ ATL -- neckbeard ahoy
JAC @ DEN -- blah blah Cutler blah
GB @ SEA -- cheeeeeeeeeeeeese
PHI @ SF -- O'Philly
DAL @ ARI -- yeah no it'll be DALLAS
NE @ SD -- if SD wears the throwbacks, they'll win by 20+
NYG @ CLE -- this can't be the Monday night game, can it?

Oh boy it's on. Maybe I'll actually get to watch some football this week:

CIN @ NYJ Jets
OAK @ NO NOLA in a rout
CAR @ TB I think TB steals one.
STL @ WAS Go 'skins
BAL @ IND Indy
MIA @ HOU Houston
DET @ MIN Vikes
CHI @ ATL Bears--letdown game for ATL
JAC @ DEN Broncos
GB @ SEA Pack
PHI @ SF Niners
DAL @ ARI Be fun to pick the Cards but no way
NE @ SD Pats
NYG @ CLE When the fuck do the Giants play a good team?? Hmmm, after some research the second half of their schedule is murder. Got lucky playing Washington during Jim Zorn's nu-coach mulligan week.

CIN @ NYJ BENGALS Brett Favre is due for some bad karma after that incident.
OAK @ NO "oh god. new orleans"
CAR @ TB Carolina
STL @ WAS COOOOLEY
BAL @ IND Baltimore
MIA @ HOU Houston
DET @ MIN Oh, man. Scandinavian-Americans ftw
CHI @ ATL Chicago
JAC @ DEN Denver
GB @ SEA Pack I guess
PHI @ SF Philadelphia
DAL @ ARI Cosign challops re: Arizona also weird game full of stupid mistakes
NE @ SD New England
NYG @ CLE NYG

i wish everyone would stop pretending the cowboys are some awesome team that is somehow better than what arizona's been playing like. there, i said it. t.o. spending all his time going back to being a big baby only enforces my opinion that they will lose this game. I HAVE CONFIDENCE.

it's just weird. they have so many amazing players. i don't get them.

they big babies, is the problem. giant, giant, schefter-babyesque babies.

CIN @ NYJ - Cinci. Favre's practical jokes have cost him the respect of his teammates
OAK @ NO - NO. See above, replace Favre with Al Davis.
CAR @ TB - TB. Pewter and AquaTeal Bowl. Hoping the game is shown in black & white.
STL @ WAS - WAS. I guess the Rams are terrible again.
BAL @ IND - BAL. Crushing defense makes up for Flacco. It helps to say Flacco in a Gilbert Gottfried "ALFAC" voice.
MIA @ HOU - Dolphins have the all important uniform edge but Houston will win.
DET @ MIN - MIN. I keep waiting for Detroit to actually play well.
CHI @ ATL - A close one for some reason. Cankles has got the Falcons playing well. Tossup.
JAC @ DEN - DEN. Watching the JAX offense last Sunday night was like watching the Browns.
GB @ SEA - GB. I dunno tho. could be close. who really knows.
PHI @ SF - PHI. McNabb! gets going again.
DAL @ ARI - Cardinals will work that desert mojo to no avail.
NE @ SD - SD. Put these teams in throwback unis, turn on the technicolor and I would care.
NYG @ CLE - sorry schef

im way the fuck off the cowboys bandwagon despite their high ratio of ballerz but i have to say that t.o.'s acceleration against the bengals last week was usain bolt like and tbh gave me a robust erection

all the games suck this week

i would like to see the packers lose and the jets win so packers fans will start reenacting the trailer of the happening

does anyone think the redskins can hold on even with the rest of their NFC east schedule at home??

yes. why becuse Portis look intrstng.

yes because god loves jim zorn and will never let him feel let down

CIN @ NYJ Fun, Fun, Fun!!! Farves.
OAK @ NO Have they cut Grammatica yet? New Orleans!
CAR @ TB Panthers.
STL @ WAS Can we send St. Louis to Conference USA or something? Skins.
BAL @ IND I'm picking Bodymore again. I think their defense will drive the Colts batty.
MIA @ HOU Fins! More wildcat plays please.
DET @ MIN As long as Frerotte doesn't get crazy and slam his head against a stadium wall. Vikes.
CHI @ ATL Chi-town.
JAC @ DEN I called Denver a fraud last week. I'm going to pick them which means they'll probably tank.
GB @ SEA Hawks are hopeless. Bays.
PHI @ SF Philly is starting to look like the walking wounded. Philly.
DAL @ ARI Boys.
NE @ SD Norv Turner death watch starts here. Pats.
NYG @ CLE Oh brownie.. Giants.

yes because god loves jim zorn and will never let him feel let down

-can this be next week's title?

^^^ absolutely

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/09/vintage_zorn_quotes.html
"I really liked my Volkswagen. I thought it was really fast. Because I like to feel like I'm racing around. Well, you can't really race around in a Volkswagen, but it sounds like you are."

and they wonder why him and portis have such a good relationship

CIN @ NYJ cincy in shocker
OAK @ NO oh god. new orleans
CAR @ TB carolina
STL @ WAS Rams may be shut out
BAL @ IND IND
MIA @ HOU miami
DET @ MIN hahahahahahahahahahaha uh minnesota i guess!!!
CHI @ ATL CHI
JAC @ DEN DEN
GB @ SEA GB
PHI @ SF SAN FRANCSCO CONTROVERSY/TREAT
DAL @ ARI CHALLOPS: stars
NE @ SD SD, maybe. JUST SHUT DOWN LT.
NYG @ CLE 5-0

MIA @ HOU

houston is going to win this game. past two weeks they lost to the jags by 3 and then the colts game. both teams are better than the dolphins + houston has beat the dolphins like 54850 years in a row

Jimmy the Mod otm. While I predict a higher scoring game than a 5-0 Browns victoy I think we can agree on the outcome.

CIN @ NYJ Ocho Cinco Oh and 6 Oh
OAK @ NO upset special! Raidurrs
CAR @ TB coma
STL @ WAS SHEEP REBORN FROM THE ASHES (for 1st quarter then go belly up)
BAL @ IND Colts
MIA @ HOU Fins... Schaub never throws to Andre J.
DET @ MIN ugly game won by ugly vikings
CHI @ ATL challops two, hotlanta
JAC @ DEN Broncos
GB @ SEA Packers
PHI @ SF Iggles
DAL @ ARI Cowboys
NE @ SD Chargers fumble way into win
NYG @ CLE Giants, too much D vs too little O

NYJ
NO
CAR
WAS
IND
MIA
MIN
ATL
DEN
GB
PHI
DAL
SD
CLE

CIN @ NYJ bengals get first win and a forty burger thanks to new starting rb cedric benson
OAK @ NO oakland runs fancy college offense for entire game, 20+ point diff and win
CAR @ TB tampa submerged by ocean at half. everybody wins
STL @ WAS entire redskins roster penalized 15 yards each for UC after pitiless first drive and successful 2 conversion for no reason; skins win anyway
BAL @ IND ravens saved in ot by flacco drop kick on a fourth-and-1 fake
MIA @ HOU i cannot possibly come up with a more ridiculous result that these two teams' recent actual true games
DET @ MIN kitna switches teams at the half; detroit wins
CHI @ ATL falcons thanks to a completely unforced safety immediately after a stupid chi flag in the fourth
JAC @ DEN garrard is hurt in the first; jags call no pass plays for the remainder of the game, 10-0 wires
GB @ SEA hasselbeck retires to move in with brady on thursday night. packers
PHI @ SF eagles suffer crash airplane landing, leaving all with moderate to severe injuries - eager SF experiences first use of NFL's new mercy rule when game is canceled after 3rd quarter at 84-3
DAL @ ARI faced with an injured warner, whisenhunt subs john mccain over leinart; stunned cowboys fall prey repeatedly to "That One" audibles, arizona red cocks by 14
NE @ SD pats honor tom's coming out by smothering norv in helmet, ne by 10
NYG @ CLE crennel takes curtain off new "hypnotron" secondary scheme, brady quinn reveals full extent of his mutant telekinesis - giants in a walk

http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80b75674

little help...

challops? wot ees?

challop = challenging opinion

akin to the "bold clam"?

that's the one

i think marshall faulk is a little uncomfortable with adam corolla's devotion to him.

btw i'm still trying to wrap my head around this marvin harrison in attempted murder beef thing

i loved the handshake where he held onto faulk's hand for wayyy too long

I kept waiting for Faulk to stop talking while they held hands in silence.

my DVR's been broken since week 3 so i haven't been able to break down any falcons games in a while, but their young players are already improving. curtis lofton (MLB) is making strides with every game. i picked them to win against chicago, but i don't really think they have a shot - bears should be able to control both sides of the los, only chance of winning is if ryan has a great game imo. roddy white took a shot to the head in practice today and is questionable for sunday, and if he doesn't play ATL's pretty much screwed.

uh, so anybody else hear brady quinn shilling for mccain on npr this am?

ugh.

a notre dame republican.

uh, so anybody else hear brady quinn shilling for mccain on npr this am?

Now he's done.

Joe Thomas too. The season is chaos.

CIN @ NYJ Jets, but i think this will be close. Cincy players seem to have been shocked out of apathy by their record so far
OAK @ NO i picked NO to hammer the Vikes last time and i was kinda right, even if the result wasn't. they should make up for that here.
CAR @ TB Carolina slightly better than i thought, Tampa slightly worse. i still think Bucs edge this, though.
STL @ WAS professional, not too exciting beating administered by Wash
BAL @ IND hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. could go either way. Ravens. i don't think they give Indy the gifts Sage did.
MIA @ HOU Houston finally get it right.
DET @ MIN i think Vikes could win this without ever passing the ball.
CHI @ ATL Chicago looking fairly sturdy, won't give Falcs opportunities they will need to win
JAC @ DEN hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i'll go Denver but i still ain't buying the Broncos.
GB @ SEA SHOOT OUT. Hawks could win this if they are super aggressive on O vs banged up Pack D but need a confidence they don't have right now.
PHI @ SF this Eagles team is a total mystery. i think they will win but niners should make it a game.
DAL @ ARI i'd guess Cards need 3 turnovers to be in this game, which is certainly possible
NE @ SD Pats have Norv's Bolts team's number, i suspect
NYG @ CLE Browns and monday night TV both need an Eli implosion to make this game interesting

as if to underscore my indecision, i bolded the Colts instead of the Ravens. tho if Indy wins i meant it.

http://deadspin.com/5060970/no-way-mccain-loses-ohio-now

brownie i hope the giants murder your team now, sorry.

apology accepted

Civil Negligence

10:50 AM There you go Sarah! Now you know a gay person!

looooooooooooooool

At the end, McCain tells Quinn "Good luck this Sunday"

McCain=secret Giants fan

secret baseball fan considering they're playing on MONDAY and everyone knows this.

McQuinn/Palin '08

CIN @ NYJ -- I suppose Jets as the Bengals while seeming to improve on defense, they are still losing.
OAK @ NO -- I'm curious to see if Oaktown turns into a wreck and the Saints give up a whole lot of points. I'm going NO.
CAR @ TB-- This is a pretty interesting game. Tampa seems to be a club that I can't figure, so I will go Panthers in a squeaker and watch the Bucs make me wrong again.
STL @ WAS -- Redskins, but at some point the Rams are probably going to have a good game.
BAL @ IND -- Bmore likes to get fired up to play the Colts, but I have a feeling that Indy will pull it out.
MIA @ HOU -- After a loss like that one, Houston has to be really shook up. Miami seems like the real deal, so I will take them on the road, even though they are still kind of an unknown quantity.
DET @ MIN -- Minnesota is not quite right, but the Lions have only won like 3 games on the road in the last 10 years.
CHI @ ATL -- Wow, who would have thought this would be an interesting matchup? I figured the Bears were set for a big slide and have come through pretty well with the offense being much better than expected and the defense being solid. I have not yet seen the Falcons yet, but you cannot argue with the results. I'm going to be a fan boy and go Bears, but this looks like a pickem game probably leaning Atlanta. Going by the stats, Michael Turner is looking like an excellent pickup.
JAC @ DEN -- This is another interesting matchup. J-ville is kind of up and down, but I would suppose their game plan is going to be the same as a Colts game to completely control the clock and keep Denver's passing game on the sidelines. Their success is probably tied to controlling the ball and Denver has been giving up 134 yards a game on the ground. I'm going Jags on the road.
GB @ SEA -- This used to be a big TV game...not anymore. I think the Packers are the better club, but Seattle is a tough place to win. If Rogers plays the whole game, I'm going Packers.
PHI @ SF -- The 49ers are improved, but I figure they have not seen a blitz like the Eagles. I'm going Philly.
DAL @ ARI -- This is the biggest game the Cardinals have had in a long time, if they win they move way up the charts to being a 'contenda'. I figure this one will be an old school AFC type score like 41-38. I still have to figure the Cowboys will win, but I would like to see the Cards pull it out.
NE @ SD -- This one is definitely not the big game you would have figured before the season started. I figure it will be kind of an ugly game and the Chargers pull it out in the end.
NYG @ CLE -- Boy the Browns have slid into the toilet and the Giants are looking like thumpers. I figure this will either be a laugher which in the end starts the Brady Quinn era or Cleveland will play the G.I. Ants like the Bengals did at home and keep it close. Either way, I'm going New York. Browns are not good against the run and the Giants seem to be pounding teams with their running game. I think one of the biggest things for the Giants is keeping players healthy so that they can play this good at the end of the season.

Chi > Atl
Indy > Bal
Carolina > TB
Minn > Det
Wash > StL
NO > Oak
Miami > Hou
Jets > Cin
Den > Jax
Phil > SF
GB > Seattle
Dal > AZ
SD > NE
NYG > Cle

Definitely some picks of no-confidence in there, like Miami and Indy.

thnx horseshoe. see you in the battle of lake erie!

what in the fuck

what the shit is this

hi schef

the browns have lost 3000000 yards on penalties while the giants have decided not to even play football.

xpost hi dere

like the giants showed up to play a completely different sport tonight. i have heartfelt emotion for whoever that brown was that just went off running down field on that amazing offside, btw. help, who is that?

oh great, brownie has me killfiled now?

patsies decided the same thing sunday night..

schef WTF, uh, at least skins aren't as far back in the division

tombot, never

it keeps throwing me off how the numbers on the browns' helmets look like they were scrawled by a child.

schef that was Edwards

J. lewis right tackle for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right guard for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right tackle for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right guard for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right tackle for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right guard for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right tackle for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right guard for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right tackle for 4+ yards.
J. lewis right guard for 4+ yards.

lol Tirico and Jaworski are so fucking sick of Kornheiser

what in the fuck

― TOMBOT, Monday, October 13, 2008 11:31 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what the shit is this

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, October 13, 2008 11:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol EAT SHIT

PATTERNS DETECTIVE

What a crazy week... I bet there is like 2 people that bet all these games right this week. Up is down and left is right and there is like about 14 teams that could be in the Superbowl this year.

Rams over Redskins
Browns over Giants
Texans over Dolphins
Cardinals over Cowboys

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thank god the giants are back, at least. i was kind of getting bugged not seeing them shit the bed on occasion.

xpost o yeah cankles be v proud of yrself

dar1a that redskins game was O_O

so drunk so happy so Edwards

"so edwards"!

i only saw the final quarter cuz i was watchin ZODIAC on showtime or some shit - i thought about football whenever mark ruffalo was onscreen tho, cuz his name rhymes with buffalo

i am glad for derek anderson. he is v. likable. i was worried about him.

xpost hah i love mark ruffalo for many reasons, but that is among them

i was gonna yellowcard you for being like the third person on the board to tell another poster to eat shit/go fuck themselves/go die or whatever this week but that mark ruffalo/buffalo thing melted my heart a little.

football players be lookin' all kinds of good to me lately, too. i will marry u, braylon!

:3

with one hand cankles gives and with the other takes

i'll be disappointed if u guys don't return the favor when the birds drop 11 L's in a row

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06M29uc0Xp2IA/340x.jpg

it is not worth my time to drop vitriol every time the birds lose a game my friends.

http://www.ageod.com/forums/images/smilies/sherlock.gif

Nice to see the entire division except maybe the eagles bought their own hype and forgot to practice this week.

This is a great season. Thank you Tom Brady for getting the ball...uh...rolling!

Even before the Chargers took the field, the day games made me feel like this:

the browns defense straight up beat the giants, tom, practice or no. the g defense tho...wtf were they doin tonight. <--- this is the only aspect that is annoying about this game because you know the imbeciles and jets fans in this godforsaken town are gonna start calling for eli's head again and not say boo about the horrible sub-rams performance put on by their defense tonight. tho this is good because the giants play better when they think everyone hates them. i do not look forward to next week because i am going to watch that game with a 9ers fan u_u

I'm just annoyed about the death of the road streak. at least our punter and qb aren't broekd.

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i didn't watch this game but if i was a giants fan i wouldn't put too much stock in it. the browns were playing for the season and i think they were probably due for a pretty good offensive game.

i guess i'd worry that the team is downplaying the plaxico issue (but nu-era coughlin should be able to handle this?) but i don't think the sky is falling just yet

ha, giants fans upset about streaks ending. ha.

Why are there no more pix of cleveland parking lots, wld like to see what is happening there now

my gf is in love with braylon edwards and just called tony romo "a pussy"

girlfriend otm

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2-3 leftover tailgater RVs/vans = start combing the lake for bodies w/high BAC

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Notes:@ Cleveland did not punt for the first time since 1995

!!!!

HA! that eli pic...he's like, "NEWMAN!"

♪☺♫☻

I tried to make it in 3-D too, but I don't have any glasses to test it out.

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omg what

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