Referring to NFL players as "studs": C/D

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In today's ESPN article on Carson Palmer's knee, the orthopaedic surgeon who operated on him referred to him as "a stud", meaning an especially skilled and gifted athlete I guess, though he perhaps also saw his weiner. Anyone other than me wish they'd, meaning anyone who talks about NFL players, cut that shit out?

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Well it certainly seems to render the word "stud" meaningless. Also it seems kind of insulting, like they're race horses or something.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

ps got yr email but my gmail is acting like a total shitwhore so I haven't replied yet, it keeps canning my emails back :(

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

It's ok. Anytime you can drop a line is cool with me.

The stud thing just seems to be adding another layer of homoeroticism to football, which I guess is fine.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

The callers on my sports call-in show frequently refer to high school players as "manchild".

Manchild. Never meant to be...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 13 January 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, for the day when a football player is called "scrappy."

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― gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, for the day when a football player taller than 5'4" is called scrappy.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Dan McGwire could've been pure man-sized scrap.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Scrappy is better suited to basketball players. (ie Scott Skiles)

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

"carson palmer is one hot faggot" sounds a lot better, i agree.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

He prefers to be called "queer," you insensitive bastard.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

this is endemic to a LOT of sports, especially MMA. anyone who's heard joe rogan do color commentary on ufc knows what i mean: "HOLY SHIT, HE'S FUCKED, HE'S GOT THE CHOKE, HE'S GOT THE ARMBAR, HE'S GOT THE TRIANGLE....wait, no he doesn't." "HE'S A FUCKING STUD, HE'S AN ANIMAL, IT'S KINETIC CHESS IN THERE, no wait..."

― A BOLD CLAM (Adrian Langston), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Joe Rogan. Doing color commentary. The hell.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, Joe Rogan? XPOST

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

you don't even understand what it means to hate that guy until you've heard him try to be smart.

― A BOLD CLAM (Adrian Langston), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

*We are in the midst of ILX's Ultimate Fighting Eureka Moment*

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

KINETIC CHESS

What's next - ARMBAR STRATEGO?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

KARATE BATTLESHIP

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

This is the same Joe Rogan that forces 19 year old coeds to eat sheep testicles while suspended in midair off the George Washington Bridge while being pelted with exploding ziplocs full of jizz, right? That Joe Rogan?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

That Joe Rogan would be a steep upgrade from the broheems nut-serving chucklehead that is the one & only JR.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

The Joe Rogan that inexplicably and silently followed around Dave Chapelle on a skit that involved Chapelle screaming at every single female (and some men) on the street "YOU HAVE GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS!" while The Hustle played in the background? That Joe Rogan?!?!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mmaringreport.com/ufc/ufc52/prefight/rogan_1.jpg
http://www.damagewear.com/images/Rich_vs_Tanner24a.jpg

― A BOLD CLAM (Adrian Langston), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

if yr final fear factor challenge was to shave joe rogan's back would YOU do it??

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'll take the Goat Turd Puree, thanx.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

How much $$$ do I win for shaving Joe Rogan's back again?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

$500, but it's stuffed down his shorts.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

OK then I'll have to pass on that one. Thx tho.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I will shave Steve Grogan's back for 0$.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

the ultimate fear factor challenge: hug magic johnson

― A BOLD CLAM (Adrian Langston), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like the turn this thread has taken, but oh well. Anyone else think Takeo Spikes is a stage name? And everyone knows Andy Dick waxes Joe Rogan's back for him.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

Do not forget the racial implications of "stud."

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 16 January 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

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