"I used my pants to illustrate that we were getting our tails whipped on Sunday"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3673441

wrong sport but reminds me of these rick majerus tales:

Another player remembers Majerus calling him up to his hotel room on various occasions, and “he’d answer the door in his towel and I’d come in and the towel would fall off and it was like nothing had happened. He’d just be standing there buck naked. One year he had this lower-back injury, and he would have the trainer massage it with the ultrasound. But instead of just lowering his pants a little bit, Majerus would pull his pants down to his ankles and sit in a chair and coach us. Sometimes he’d be like, ‘Guys, bring it in, take a knee.’ We’d come in, and we’re just like, No way this is happening.”
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Majerus kept telling [former Utah player Michael] Doleac that he needed to keep six inches between himself and his opponent in the post. When Doleac was caught shortly after leaning on his man, the coach erupted. “‘Jesus ****in Christ, Doleac! When a guy catches the ball in the post, you gap him six inches!’” Doleac recalls Majerus yelling. “Then he turns to the guys sitting on the baseline and says, ‘Six f***** inches,’ and he says, ‘the size of the average white d***!’ and pulls it out.”

"take a knee" o_O

excerpt from the new 49'ers playbook:

http://www.invention.net/pics/kuhuski4.jpg

mike singletary vs greg blache, redskins defensive coordinator

"Those folks are terrorists with the double move," Blache said today of the Eagles receivers. "I don't think they can go to the bathroom straight."

"We played like the south end of a northbound skunk." "We applied for a job at Giant and couldn't get it because we couldn't sack groceries," Blache said.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/blachestats.jpg

seriously: are blache and zorn a dynamic duo of quotability? i think so.

i think maybe the redskins are my second-favorite team, guys! this is such a weird season/

i can only hope skins are as much fun the second half of the season. i'd be rooting for them anyway though

blache was on point yesterday
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/10/today_in_blachisms_where_they.html

"Rookies are fine and dandy, and I'm glad to see them progressing, but I don't fall in love with rookies," Blache said after morning practice. "I would rather fall in love with a stripper than a rookie because they will break your heart."

"That was just a fact of life," Blache told CSN yesterday. "I had a friend of mine from years ago when I was in Green Bay who fell in love with a stripper, and he was the talk of camp when we'd go huntin' about how in the heck do you do that? Do you leave your family? And she was like 20 years younger. You go, 'Whoa!' It was just one of those things that stood out.

"But I won't ever say anything about the strippers again. I won't. I got some e-mails from the Sally Rand Society (?) and the SRA (?). It's like the strippers NRA, their own association. I got 30 e-mails....Hey, if you want to fall in love with a stripper, go for it man. I'm not stepping into that dirt again."

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T-Pain will not take kind to this post.

i read that as "T-Palin" and was like wtf does that even mean

aw shit, brownie, i didn't mean it!

i knew it!

OMG schef so great hahahah i am stealing that NOW

excellent