good luck usa: the week 10 lou1s j4gg3r tribute thread

DEN @ CLE cleveland! <--- the start of thursday night!
NO @ ATL new orleans
TEN @ CHI um i hope chicago but i feel it will be tennessee
JAC @ DET hahaha detroit you are such losers
BAL @ HOU houston, baltimore cannot possibly play that terrible 2 weeks in a row
SEA @ MIA miami
GB @ MIN hmmmmm. green bay
BUF @ NE buffalo
STL @ NYJ UGH FUCK YOU
CAR @ OAK carolina
IND @ PIT pittsburgh but this will be close
KC @ SD san diego
NYG @ PHI giants
SF @ ARI why the hell is this on monday night. i refuse to watch this. it'll be arizona.

i am probably going to get like 25% of these right like last week :)

DEN @ CLE denver THURSDAY NIGHT F*** YEAH
NO @ ATL breeses
TEN @ CHI hesters (i just wanna see TN lose, sorry)
JAC @ DET jville but i wouldn't be surprised if they drop this one, frankly
BAL @ HOU houston
SEA @ MIA miami
GB @ MIN pax
BUF @ NE patsies
STL @ NYJ AARP
CAR @ OAK carolina
IND @ PIT peytons
KC @ SD teletubbies
NYG @ PHI dawkins
SF @ ARI pants

DEN @ CLE Broncos have to win one of these, right?
NO @ ATL Falcons
TEN @ CHI Rexy vs. TITANS
JAC @ DET Sad game. Jags.
BAL @ HOU Ravens over Rosenfels
SEA @ MIA Fins
GB @ MIN Vikes
BUF @ NE Pats
STL @ NYJ Jets, sadly
CAR @ OAK Cats
IND @ PIT Ugh. Indy.
KC @ SD Chefs
NYG @ PHI NYFG
SF @ ARI Boldins

DEN @ CLE Cleveland fo sho
NO @ ATL Dirty Birds
TEN @ CHI Collinses
JAC @ DET Motor Cats (sike!)
BAL @ HOU Murderland
SEA @ MIA Lofas
GB @ MIN Twinkies
BUF @ NE Barfalo
STL @ NYJ Horned Goats
CAR @ OAK Oh Caroliner
IND @ PIT Leftwiches
KC @ SD Super Teletubbies
NYG @ PHI Gigantes
SF @ ARI Hightowers

"Hightowers" would kind of be a neat team name.

DEN @ CLE hmmmm well...cleveland, why not
NO @ ATL nawlins
TEN @ CHI lmbo i am so horrified of this rex vs titans idea. i am gonna vote chicago anyway
JAC @ DET i go with JAX though cincinnati, a worse team than detroit imo, just beat them. not gonna happen 2x in a row
BAL @ HOU texans
SEA @ MIA penningtons
GB @ MIN minnesota
BUF @ NE please, please buffalo
STL @ NYJ haha ugh jets
CAR @ OAK panthers
IND @ PIT steelers
KC @ SD chargers
NYG @ PHI nyg
SF @ ARI arizona will wipe the floor with them

DEN @ CLE Quinns
NO @ ATL Birds
TEN @ CHI Tits
JAC @ DET JAgGeRs
BAL @ HOU Poes
SEA @ MIA Fish
GB @ MIN No fun for purple Jesus. Pack.
BUF @ NE Patsies
STL @ NYJ Farves
CAR @ OAK Lane Kiffin, Oakland turns its lonely eyes to you. Cats.
IND @ PIT Stillers
KC @ SD Bolts
NYG @ PHI What the hell, Iggles.
SF @ ARI I hope Singletary takes off his pants or something equally batshit. Zones

DEN @ CLE cleveland! <--- Thursday night is 30 rock night.
NO @ ATL ATL
TEN @ CHI TITANZ
JAC @ DET Prob Jax but would not be blown away if the li -- whatever.
BAL @ HOU HOU
SEA @ MIA FUCK YOU
GB @ MIN GBP
BUF @ NE Buffalo
STL @ NYJ FUCK YOU
CAR @ OAK Raiders may be shut out
IND @ PIT Pit just coz d-fence
KC @ SD SD
NYG @ PHI giants
SF @ ARI WOE

DEN @ CLE - I'
NO @ ATL new orleans
TEN @ CHI um i hope chicago but i feel it will be tennessee
JAC @ DET hahaha detroit you are such losers
BAL @ HOU houston, baltimore cannot possibly play that terrible 2 weeks in a row
SEA @ MIA miami
GB @ MIN hmmmmm. green bay
BUF @ NE buffalo
STL @ NYJ UGH FUCK YOU
CAR @ OAK carolina
IND @ PIT pittsburgh but this will be close
KC @ SD san diego
NYG @ PHI giants
SF @ ARI why the hell is this on monday night. i refu

I'm not feeling ANY psychick info crossing the ether this week. Still, gotta pick somebody.

DEN @ CLE - Cle
NO @ ATL - NO
TEN @ CHI - Tenn
JAC @ DET - jax
BAL @ HOU - Bal for no good reason at all
SEA @ MIA - MIA
GB @ MIN - Minn
BUF @ NE - Buf
STL @ NYJ - UGH FUCK YOU (jets)
CAR @ OAK - Car
IND @ PIT - pitt
KC @ SD - SD
NYG @ PHI - Phi
SF @ ARI - AZ. If this game is super boring or super lopsided, it has the potential for being the one that gets Kornheiser off MNF. He's going to say something so retarded, just to fill dead air, that he's banished forever.

DEN @ CLE false dawn before turbulence for BQ era
NO @ ATL hotlanta
TEN @ CHI Super Bowl QB Rex Grossman of the storied Bears in easy match up versus unfashionable team from Tennesse
JAC @ DET YES I MEAN THE DETROIT LIONS omg
BAL @ HOU Rosenfails is obviously the wild card here, but i think Houston have enough
SEA @ MIA Dolphins officially not terrible anymore
GB @ MIN Vikes are worth a winning record, just
BUF @ NE good match up of styles for NE
STL @ NYJ Mangini seems to have found a way to produce with his horrible mess of a team
CAR @ OAK Panthers should be able to tee themselves up for a playoff place over next few weeks
IND @ PIT Pitt D will win this for them if O can produce anything. Colts are not good.
KC @ SD Bolts will not fall into trap here because they are aware by now how poor they are
NYG @ PHI Eli in slump, covered up last time by hilariously terrible Cowboys
SF @ ARI football is over in San Francisco for this season

Raiders cut Hall after 8 games into a 7 year contract.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-raiders-hall&prov=ap&type=lgns

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Jacksonville receiver Matt Jones snapped back at Joey Porter on Thursday, a day after the outspoken Miami Dolphins linebacker questioned how Jones could still be playing despite having a felony cocaine charge against him earlier this year.

"I don't even know why he's even thinking about me," Jones said. "I mean, maybe he likes other men and sits up and thinks about stuff, so I don't know. ... Is Joey Porter the commissioner? Then why would I even worry about it?"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3686961

maybe he likes other men

Is Joey Porter the commissioner?

yes

Joey the porter

...of the more taste league, you got it.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/wdejesus79/brady.jpg

http://www.shadowmountainstables.com/arctic%20white%20rears%20small.jpg

if the browns get D. Hall then = super bowl

O_O

man

what the FUCK

TACKLE

DEFENSE

WINE

CANNOT CATCH

BANTER

hey brady quinn looks alright though!

ADAM SCHEFTER EXCLUSIVE

redskins sign deangelo hall

oh i love him do u think he will sing 'how does it feel'?

is he fat enough to play O-line now?

"maybe he likes other men"??

you know, back when i had my "troubles", it never occurred to me to accuse ppl making comments about my coke use gay but if i ever go that route again, i'm using that one!!! U R ALL GAY COMMISSIONERS

the title for the week 11 thread has arrived early, maybe

Dan Patrick asked Brian Billick about whether Jim Harbaugh should leave Stanford to coach the Raiders. Billick compared it to having mixed emotions about watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your Mercedes.

Billick is so much more likeable outside the coaching realm.

http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/11/picks-of-week.html

mainly: redskins bye week = cooley and campbell go to disney world
campbell is so cute in this photo

http://s2nblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sexyrexyfanclub.jpg?w=319&h=320

hahahaha sending that to my best friend the diehard bears fan, one more of the LOLOLOL REX GROSSMAN messages she's been getting for the past couple years.

we get BALTIMORE v HOUSTON here unfortunately!!! how awesome would it be if grossman beats the titans http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/soooooo.jpg

kurt warner is on mnf so we actually get good games (bears, steelers)!

at least i get the steelers game.

gotta be in the office today but have a TV right here, thank you football gods for football.

hey schef, i'm working with a former giants backup running back/special teams player!

i just found this out

im trying to think of what this jets/rams game means for America in the long term and what it says about us as a nation

At halftime:

Jets 40 - 0 Rams

Setting the stage for one of the greatest comebacks in NFL history?

Jets 40 Rams 0 at the half

ive been singing saved by zero all day

michael matthews does not strike me as a handsy TE

jacobs should never try to hurdle anything wtf

Whoa major floater from McNabb.

my favorite part of this game so far was joe biden

lol john carney is old

i heard he's 44

McNabb/Reid should really be much better at running a two minute drill considering how many years they have worked together. They cannot work a short clock for bupkus. The Eagles have pulled a couple of crazy games out of the hat over the years, especially the 4th and like 26th play agains the Packers, but considering their offensive fire power they are just terrible in the 2 minute drill (Superbowl included) and criminy it is the same offense they have had for nearly a decade.

Mike McCarthy's calls down the stretch for the Packers today were also totally mentalist. Why blow a TO on that Petersen TD? Even if you win the call Minnesota is going to have the ball at the 1/2 foot line and all you do is lose a time out. I suppose it is possible that GB might put up some kind of epic stop, but considering the Vikings have run for like 250+ yards against you, not bloody likely. Then the Pack gets a good return and a couple of good plays to get them about to the Minnesota 40 then runs the ball TWICE with less than a minute and only one TO, playing it all like a 52 yard field goal is a chip shot.

http://www.essex1.com/people/jmiller/images/butkus.gif

wowo nice catch!

Sometime last year I went on this whole rant about how teams were throwing the fucking fade too much and wasting a down in the red zone, and how there are maybe 4-5 receivers in the league who can actually catch the fade on any kind of basis, and this year I've seen so many successful fades and replacement-level guys like Baskett are catching them. What the fucking fuck.

And yes bitterness aside it was a nice catch.

why the fuck did he NOT JUST KEEP RUNNING

this will not end well

HOLY SHIT THEY REVERSED THE CALL

"my qb's not that retarded"

Whoa didn't see the clear evidence for that one.

TOM COUGHLIN KNOWS THE ROOLBOOK

My question is does the official get the red line on a replay or is he going by the sticks? By the sticks it was the right call.

this game has been insane

jacobs fumbles every carry

ugh terrible play calling

The Reid/McNabb Eagles in a nutshell.

seriously it's like the eagles contrive every game to be really close so that they can fuck it up at the end. UGH.

also, while on some level that was a good game, did anyone else feel like it went on forever? when the giants went up 30-24 i got all nervous and then my friend pointed out that it was still the middle of the third quarter.

also, andy reid: don't blow a timeout on a ridiculous challenge

iggles o-line did a much nicer job against the nyfg rush than the steelers did two weeks ago, tho

i felt like it went on forever, but that might be because dude @ bar pilar pours a glass of wine like.. what my dad would call a "minnesota glass of wine" eg twice as much as normal?

Even if you win the call Minnesota is going to have the ball at the 1/2 foot line and all you do is lose a time out.

OTM, I was totally baffled by this challenge - they were better off to have lost

THANK YOU KSK

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/igglescheerleader.jpg

^MVP

bristol palin got some big ass titties

one day I will actually watch a Vikings game

so, serioully...were the philly cheerleaders wearing capes?

My question is does the official get the red line on a replay or is he going by the sticks? By the sticks it was the right call.

― funky president (call all destroyer), Sunday, November 9, 2008 10:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 71.232.157.181] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he's going by the sticks. the red line was all kinds of off when they were showing the replay! we noticed it live at the time -- wtf the sticks are almost a full yard ahead of where they're putting their red line etc etc.

also that cheerleader has a cute face but again: wtf is wrong with all of their terrible boob jobs on the eagles squad.

like they were bad for nfl professional cheerleaders

they showed a adjusted line from a diff angle in the second half and the call was obv right

the thing that was driving me crazy tho was in the shot they were initially using eli still had the ball in his hand where they were freezing it - i was all gaaah dont u see the information u desire is in between frames here people wtf

Yeah Schef that's what I figured....honestly the red line looked a lot closer to where the ball was than the sticks did but they always make a point of saying that the red/yellow/whatever lines are not official. Michaels/Madden conveniently not bringing that up last night.

Saints benching Shockey?
http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/77132

hahaha

yeah, remember how like ten hours later when they were reshowing the zapruder throw for the 8 billionth time, they had readjusted the line and john madden seemed OFFENDED that they readjusted the line for, uh, accuracy?

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Shockey has female hormonal issues inside his body. Must be since he likes to act like a whiner when things just do not go his way. Just a freak of human growth with some female hormones. Not a big deal, but for him it's major. A little therapy, let's say perhaps five years of it will get his head on half-backwards.

real talk

so yeah schef i'm working with an ex NYG player, i just have to mention it again~

yeah what is that about?

the dude was a rb/special teams player in '06 and i guess tiki was his "mentor" or whatever, got cut when they brought it all these other vet rbs to compete when tiki decided to retire.

i tried to get some dirt on shockey but no dice

ok, so like how are you supposed to tell when NFL network replay actually replays the game you want to watch? i want to see bills-pats - i guess it was incredibly boring but up til last season far as i recall they mostly preferred to win by playing a lot of ugly, boring games.

we already know that shockey has female hormones in his body, that's enough dirt for me!~

hes got male hormones in his tummy :)

http://i33.tinypic.com/14nclt2.jpg

Good start Zona. LOL

I got a chuckle listening to some Cleveland sports talk radio via AM radio skip while driving home tonight when a caller to the show stated that it was not 'truth in advertising' when they show Braylon Edwards catching the football in those 5 HOUR ENERGY ads that are showed all the time on cable TV.