GO ROOT FOR BUFFALO EFF YOU - NFL Week 13!

Congrats NFL there are basically two good games this week!

TEN @ DET Hahaha Titans
SEA @ DAL Cowboys are rolling
ARI @ PHI Bounceback game for Eagles
SF @ BUF Bills
BAL @ CIN Ravens
NO @ TB Saints
NYG @ WAS Gints
MIA @ STL Fins
IND @ CLE eff you go root for COLTS
CAR @ GB No idea. Packers.
ATL @ SD Bolts
DEN @ NYJ Fuckin' Jets
PIT @ NE Pats!
KC @ OAK Wow. Raiders.
CHI @ MIN Bears
JAX @ HOU Tejans

Brady Quinn out for the year. Sundays will now be spent doing community service*

*weeping

TEN @ DET woe
SEA @ DAL woe
ARI @ PHI ARIZONA DO U C
SF @ BUF BULLS
BAL @ CIN all these games are terrible loltimore
NO @ TB Saints
NYG @ WAS Gints
MIA @ STL Fins
IND @ CLE COLTES
CAR @ GB Paq attaq
ATL @ SD ATL
DEN @ NYJ :\
PIT @ NE NE
KC @ OAK regret
CHI @ MIN MIN DO U C
JAX @ HOU JAX

TEN @ DET lil wayne says detroit. lil wayne is always wrong.
SEA @ DAL ugh i hope seattle
ARI @ PHI arizona
SF @ BUF bills probably
BAL @ CIN what the fuck? baltimore
NO @ TB saints
NYG @ WAS giants
MIA @ STL miami
IND @ CLE colts most likely
CAR @ GB carolina
ATL @ SD atlanta. san diego is so busted
DEN @ NYJ christ. the jets.
PIT @ NE pittsburgh
KC @ OAK TIE
CHI @ MIN minnesota
JAX @ HOU jacksonville

TEN @ DET tits
SEA @ DAL cows
ARI @ PHI cards
SF @ BUF bills
BAL @ CIN ravens
NO @ TB saints
NYG @ WAS ny
MIA @ STL dolph
IND @ CLE colts
CAR @ GB panthers!
ATL @ SD falcons
DEN @ NYJ jet farves
PIT @ NE oh please let it be pitt
KC @ OAK horrible. like i give a damn. oakland
CHI @ MIN chicago
JAX @ HOU texans

TEN @ DET cosign on wishing lil wayne was right. so not gonna happen
SEA @ DAL please, please seahawks wake up
ARI @ PHI animated gifs
SF @ BUF bills
BAL @ CIN ravens
NO @ TB saints
NYG @ WAS SKINS
MIA @ STL fins
IND @ CLE colts
CAR @ GB ??? eh green bay
ATL @ SD super chargers actually win a close one
DEN @ NYJ i dunno maybe denver will get it together..
PIT @ NE pats
KC @ OAK oakland
CHI @ MIN chicago
JAX @ HOU jville

also, the wit and wisdom of Greg Blache, defensive coordinator @ washington:
On the key to staying medium: Maturity. And just realizing you have this stomach where it's up in the top of your throat, and you've got heartburn and everything else. You're thinking, 'This is really, really foolish,' because I'm worrying about things I can't control. I was worrying about mice turds, and there's just mounds of elephant dung around. And you realize, watch out for the big stuff and don't worry about the little stuff. Don't worry about those little things, because they're not gonna stay with you as long as the big stuff does.

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DON'T BE ALARMED... WE'RE NEGROES

TEN @ DET poor lions
SEA @ DAL cowboys
ARI @ PHI cards. i know it's kind of his fault but i am sad for mcnabb you guys
SF @ BUF bills but who knows, really
BAL @ CIN ravens
NO @ TB saints
NYG @ WAS this is the good game, i guess? giants
MIA @ STL dolphins
IND @ CLE colts
CAR @ GB panthers
ATL @ SD falcons!
DEN @ NYJ ugh. ugh. these teams blow + i hate them. i would rather watch kc + oakland. jets.
PIT @ NE steelers, i hope
KC @ OAK chiefs
CHI @ MIN i don't really know. peterson.
JAX @ HOU texans

this season turned out kind of lackluster, huh?

it held such promise!

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TEN @ DET - Tits
SEA @ DAL - Cattle
ARI @ PHI - Philly's such a complete mess now. Zones
SF @ BUF - Buffs, I had such hopes. Bills
BAL @ CIN - I like Flacco, it's too bad he plays with the most unappealing man in football, Ray Lewis. Balls
NO @ TB - Taints
NYG @ WAS - Giants
MIA @ STL - Fins
IND @ CLE - Cleveland is a big smoking dumpster fire. Horsies
CAR @ GB - Pants
ATL @ SD - I hope the Falcons revival continues, plus Norv is ass. Falcons
DEN @ NYJ - Oh god, the Jets can win their division. Peter King has already fallen to his knees ready to administer his sloppy kisses of love. Farves
PIT @ NE - Steelers o-line woes, Roffles' gimpy shoulder, injuries all round vs. Cassel being crowned the second coming of Johnny Unitas. I have no idea. Stillers
KC @ OAK - Maybe if Herm and senile, crazy Al held joint press conferences like they do in boxing this might be interesting. The game almost certainly won't. Oaks
CHI @ MIN - Da Bears
JAX @ HOU - Tex

TEN @ DET Titans
SEA @ DAL Cowboys
ARI @ PHI Arizona will chuck it and Philly will get a win.
SF @ BUF Neither one of these clubs has it going on, but I figure it has to be Buffalo
BAL @ CIN Ravens really clocked the Eagles. Ed Reed has to be about the most dangerous guy after an interception ever in the NFL. I don't think he is quite as good as a few years back, as he used to have games like that one last week once a month especially when he was defensive player of the year.
NO @ TB This is kind of an interesting game. NO has offense out the yin yang and Tampa wins every game kind of fugly. It should be a good game, but logic says take the Bucs.
NYG @ WAS I could see Washington winning this one, but I will go with NY as I think they will force Jason Campbell to do some dumb things.
MIA @ STL Miami seems to be decent and should walk with this one, but they might sleep walk into a loss.
IND @ CLE Jamal Lewis is the kind of back that has given the Colts fits time to time, but it doesn't look like the Browns get much pass rush, so I figure if they won't give Manning the bomb, they will dink and dunk them with 8 minute drives.
CAR @ GB Green Bay's defense is terrible, but Delhomme seems to be throwing left handed in the last month. I figure Carolina is a bit better, but they don't seem to hold to form.
ATL @ SD This will probably be a good game. I just cannot pick Atlanta on the road, so Chargers it is.
DEN @ NYJ This is the kind of game the Jets have historically blown and the Broncos are totally schizo, so I will take Denver.
PIT @ NE This should be a good game too. I'll take the Steelers by a field goal.
KC @ OAK John Goodman gets another win, Raiders it is.
CHI @ MIN - I'm pulling for the Bears, but it is on the carpet and Petersen is a freak. I cannot get how Green Bay ripped up Chicago two weeks ago, hopefully it won't happen this week.
JAX @ HOU - This is probably a close game. Jags seem lost, but Houston seems to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. I'll go j-ville.

Looking at Cleveland's stats, I think the only thing we can get from Quinn's brief chance at playing QB is that he is about the same as Derek Anderson

Passing
Name G QBRat Comp Att Pct Yds Y/A Y/G TD Int Long Sack YdsL Fum FumL
Derek Anderson 9 66.0 126 257 49.0 1505 5.9 167.2 9 8 70 11 69 8 1
Brady Quinn 3 66.6 45 89 50.6 518 5.8 172.7 2 2 42 1 9 0

Tenn > Det
Dal > Sea
AZ > Phi
Buf > SF
Bal > Cin
Ind > Cle
GB > Car
Miami > St.L
TB > NO (my homerism only goes so far, PP.)
NYG > Wash
Atl > SD
Oak > KC
NE > Pitt
NYJ > Den
Minn > Chi
Hou > Jax

Chris Johnson might be completely awesome, but it's hard to gauge because he's playing the Lions.

wtg lions

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@ halftime bill cowher is like, why do we even have to watch detroit every thanksgiving? shannon sharpe: "there are young children watching this game! why??"

Maybe the Lions and Chiefs can take 2009 off and come back in 2010 ready to play.

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can i just say how much i hate the cowboys' thanksgiving day halftime shows, without exception

waht you dont <3 teh jobros

wtf plax??

Fox Sports.com reported that Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg and spent the night in the hospital.

oh what the f'ing fuck

i was just coming here to go lol lions but now i'm distracted

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/11/29/2008-11-29_giants_receiver_plaxico_burress_accident.html

the comments

i will at this point 100% guarantee u plax was actually shot by a woman

^^^ haha possibly otm

remy ma

Who hasn't wanted a shot at a bar?

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wtf r u doin wit ur life plax

well, so far the redskins are who we thought they were. really frustrating to watch.

^^^ that this is still usable a few seasons later (and probably forever) makes Denny Green one of my favorites of all time.

i'm just pissed that it's still usable 10 games later about the redskins. although, defense is playing worse than i thought, i'll give em that. ok giants are pretty awesome but its like.. same problems with the same personnel every goddamn week

oh no clinton portis

ok we have an offense.

Buffalo looks completely horrible.

Oh, Lynchiepaws.

Dear Mike Singletary,

Please hire someone to do clock management for you.

hi dere beast mode

Missed interception goes on redskin follies holiday special 2008

like 4 dropped passes in a row for the skins?

hay guize,

remember 10 months ago when eli manning was too quiet and ineffectual to be qb for a high flying team like the ny gigantess? i sure do. im so glad he's ego free now and just a real team guy.

The Browns are really putting up a fight against Indy.

I DIED, i've seen plenty of dropped passes for sure. campbell made a couple stupid decisions but also not getting help from his receivers out there esp thrash @ critical third down. not to mention penalties, how long have i been watching redskins beat themselves w/that stuff. aggravating.

Indianapolis are like the anti-Chargers this year. This will be the fifth consecutive game they've won after a late 4th quarter score gave them the lead.

what a horrible awful game.
i feel like the season started out as lots of fun & now most of these teams are reverting to what was expected. redskins looked v good for a while and then.. SOS (same old shit)

hey now pittsburgh is on the tv what a surprise

I just cannot wait to watch this compelling Kansas City v. Oakland matchup!

guys i may have never seen the bills play this badly and i can't tell you how much that is saying. :(

we had to rewind because THE ONE VIKINGS FAN was in the bathroom during the goal line stand + td and it was pretty awesome both times!

skol, minnesota scandinavian stereotypes, let's win this game

hey, does that goofy dude in full viking regalia who attends every randy moss game, actually go to vikings games any more?

this game is out of control at this point

it appears to be out of chicago's control

the last 5 minutes was like a different team suddenly showed up and started playing

bizarro gus frerotte

ok going to meet up with I DIED and complain about redskins, i will let you know if we run into any coaching staff at the bar

say hi to I DIED for me!

wait guys tell me what was crazy i missed it.

score this time you d-bags

that was a helluva run

he's one of the better strippers in the NFL

john madden cracks himself up

SO TO SPEAK

lol

i am sort of amazed by these nonslutty vikings cheerleader outfits

they should dress them up in the style of the grizzled viking mascot

is that MN OL wearing a mesh jersey or is my HD TV playing tricks on me?

ok madden is telling the gus frerotte had mon/tues off when he was the back up story for the second time tonite

jesus

poor orton he looks dead behind the eyes. more so than usual, i mean.

Lets forget about the 99 yard bomb for a second, running it up the gut against the Vikings into their defensive strength twice in a row, especially on 4th down on the goal line was some dumb calls. Three plays later and the Bears season is pretty much over. Rashied Davis also has some hands of stone, that dude killed three drives on his own.

I also don't get the Jets trying all of this double reverse B.S. in the middle of a steady rain. Now I like a good trick play, but like Wisenhunt calling that jive for Cardinals on the goal line and losing like 15 yards earlier this year, it isn't the right place or time.

I seem to remember saying Buffalo was a mirage early in the season and being mocked for it. What a surprise - Buffalo fades again.

i liked the vikes' cheerleader uniformsz because they looked like pyjamas and imagined them wearing them to a pillowfight or something

take it to deadspin

hahaha YAY VIKINGS (at least for the 2nd half)

PS I still managed to not see this game! I need to make J fall in love with football somehow.

a) yes you do, because that would be awesome
b) i still can't believe that vikings game -- it's like kyle orton suddenly realized "oh shit i'm a bears qb" all while the vikings got superpowers from their throwback unis
c) i think i'm just gonna start next week's thread because does anyone here care about this jax-houston game?? i'm refusing to watch that.

steve young looks old and tired
he should be called steve old and tired

i see why these teams are 4-7 now!
texans all-red uniforms are not a good look

I like how espn is framing this game as 'a chance to see some great unknowns!'

steve slaton is pretty good

why does anyone try that wildcat stuff any more?!

texans all-red uniforms are not a good look

seriously

how bad is jacksonville?! (aside from jones-drew.) i had no idea, i never get to see them play. steve slaton has singlehandedly saved my fantasy team from epic embarrassment this week.

jacksonville is pretty much a second-string team this year

which, considering that, they haven't been as terrible as they have every right to be

(imo)

re: why do ppl still try wildcat - why do they still try anything that only seems to work half the time (passing for longer than first down, offside kicks, running up the gut on 3rd or 4th and short etc lol)

btw some fucko made some comment about what a great night mcnabb had after he got benched last week, like "well this seems like what andy reid said, sometimes you have to take a step back in order to move forward" and hey you know what maybe the eagles organization should fucking bench andy reid in the fourth quarter, then he might stop sucking at his job too.

ok I'm out before I start channeling raiderjoe again

maybe they should just play the cards on short rest in the eastern time zone every week

hahahahahaha that too

I was riding home from work in a cab tonight and boomer was going on about that - "they talked to bidwell and he said yes, which I understand you want your team to be on a nationally televised thanksgiving game, but this was on NFL network, so only about half the country could watch it - of course they could all listen in here on Westwood One - (excellent plug mr esiason) but...(hemming and hawing about that being a questionable decision while skillfully avoiding calling one of the NFL owners a fucking moron)"

im going to go out on a limb here and say that bidwell probably doesn't care that they lost the game

why does anyone try this winning stuff anymore?

-- I HATE NFL (Bill Bidwill) Like, Around 1987 (Over 20 Years Ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thank god that guy finally got 50 suggest bans

if only there were 19 more owners in the league

19 more owners = 19 new teams = 19 more sets of ppl dressed like the goddamn panthers because everyone is more XTREME now that 1996 happened = dnw

ok I guess we get to keep bill bidwill then

he and al davis have got to be close to death though

you'd think that yet they keep staying alive