which is the best ny post headline of sunday, november 30, 2008 aka PLAXICO BURRESS MEMORIAL DAY

GIANT JERK SHOOTS HIMSELF

page 4: GIANT JERK SHOOTS HIMSELF

^duh

i also voted for GIANT JERK SHOOTS HIMSELF

GIANT JERK SHOOTS HIMSELF, no contest.

that particular article makes the claim that he shot himself two hours before pierce dropped him off at the hospital and then stashed the gun in jersey somewhere so it's the best of the articles in question really.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

what the fuck "this poll's results are now in" fucking british time zone!

enuf votes were gathered for a significant result

i'm just glad that we have a thread title for next week's predictions thread now

i am the giant idiot voter

landslide! hey at least sports media is spending so much time talking about plax it takes away attention from the actual awfulness of today's game

that was actually a really terrible boring game wasn't it.

actually, i found the skins giants game virtually indistinguishable from the first one.

BAH!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/12/01/sports/01plaxico-337.jpg
Plaxico Burress takes a few moments to repeatedly bang his head against a metal poll before turning himself in at a Manhattan police station early Monday morning.

POLE stupid nytimes.com

i didn't even watch the first skins-giants game due to very low expectations, this one was probably worse.. thing is, yr new york football giants seem to find a way to win going away even w/o plax, or jacobs making much of an impact. not sure who is going to stop them from getting to the super bowl again (it better not be dallas).

if its anyone its dallas

with the browns in the AFC nothing can stop the Giants appearance in the Super Bowl

how did the browns give indy that much trouble btw, did anyone see that?

i watched for like 10 min

but i falled asleep

also the other game was better

http://cdn.kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com-s1.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/burressbullet.gif

lol why is eminem still there

guys named Plaxico shd shoot their parents

wtf u talkin bout doc - plaxico burress is a super name

i made a tshirt once that just said his name on it!

threw it away when he went to the giants tho

he hate me

that was actually a really terrible boring game wasn't it.

not if you were watching it in a bar full of redskins fans, lol. also brandon jacobs super mario A+++ would rewind and laugh at again

how did the browns give indy that much trouble btw, did anyone see that?

browns D holds Indy O to 3 points and lose game, it's that simple

the best part about yesterday though was when basically every other game in the bar had gone to commercial so it was pretty quiet and then the packers fan at the end of the bar goes OH WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CAN'T DO THAT SHIT COME ON. I think it's a safe bet he was referring to special teams

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/11/plaxico_01.jpg

guys nflshop.com has already added "harris smith" and its variations to the no print list -- rip harris smith heaven needed another ron mexico joek

why nlfshop do u hate fun

oh brownie i am right there with you. drunk.

haha wrong thread.

what is harris smith? did he give that fake name at the hospital or something

yes

he ALLEGEDLY told the hospital staff that his name was harris smith and he got shot in applebees

theyre all o that old yarn come on own up PLAXICO BURRESS

My name is Mr. Applebee and I got shot in a Smith Harris Clothes for Men.

i was verifying his story and you know there are a surprising # of applebee's in nyc so maybe it checks out afterall

my name is MR APPLEBEE and i was shot by HARRIS SMITH at a BIG & TALL STORE

http://harrissmith.com/home

http://harrissmith.com/site23866/images/about_us/975423062.jpgAKA PLAXICO BURRESS

Using this page you can post pictures of your leg injury if you are a NY Giant or photos of your newborn baby.

guys i wish i could get a screenshot of derrick ward on sportscenter rn - he is wearing a sweater depicting a polo player riding a giraffe, it's blowing my mind

so what did plax like better about applebee's, the ambiance or the decor?

Mayor bloomberg made some strong statements regarding plexico buress, wow about 20 hours ago from txt

Is plexico in trouble, mayor bloomberg sounded mad about 23 hours ago from txt

Did u c hit dat hit yan clark put on wes walker 9:27 PM Nov 30th from txt

(from shaq's twitter)

his name should be spelled "plexico," really

i basically only refer to him as plexiglass

http://www.newsday.com/sports/football/ny-spsmith025949253dec02,0,7856357.story

wtf??? giants stay home!

also 4 u cankles
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/12/20081202ward.jpg

YES!!!!

me: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/12/20081202ward.jpg
what the hell is derrick ward wearing
what is that shirt
Alex: oh my god
what the hell
what the hell
is this kanye's fault?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=210921&title=jon-stewart-touches-kids

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/12/PlaxicoBurressPI02.jpg

that was pretty key

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/burress-blames-leprechaun-for-injury/

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12032008/news/columnists/high_fat_and_low_intelligence_for_this_s_141942.htm

^^^ he wasn't lying about the applebee's!

lol comments are so gold:

Hey Andrea. Feeling powerful belittling the Giants because they eat at Applebees? Get off your high horse you ugly troll!

pro athletes are big fans of all those casual dining chains - they serve the lol hueg portions these dudes need and are identical no matter where you are that week - cheesecake factory and pf changs are ive heard the most frequented

Hanford Dixon (80's Browns cornerback) used to come into the "gourmet" burger place I used to work in. He once hugged me for no reason.

THe NY Post has one saving grace....the sports section but if this no talent hack is going to be a regular cuntributer there's absolutely no reason in the world to read the Post any longer.

loll

Does anyone here have the sneaking suspicion that uhhh ... Plax didn't really shoot himself? I mean, it's like when you're a kid and you get in a fight at school, and you walk home all bruised up and you tell your mom "I fell off my bike and hurt myself." Yeah right kid, you lying sack of garbage.

Who shot ya?
Seperate the weak from the ob-solete
Hard to creep them brooklyn streets
Its on nigga, fuck all that bickering beef
I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek
Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet
Thundering, shaking the concrete
Finish it, stop, when I foil the plot
Neighbors call the cops said they heard mad shots
Saw me in the drop, three in the corner

Playing with a gun in his pocket and having it go off is just as embarrassing though, isn't it? That's what I read happened.

also, being shot by someone else doesn't result in you going to jail for 3-15 years, usually.

That's true. It's just hard to imagine a person could be that stupid.

Dude, come on, we all look at the same internet.

Hanford Dixon (80's Browns cornerback) used to come into the "gourmet" burger place I used to work in. He once hugged me for no reason.

― brownie, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 4:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ HAHAHA HOLY SHIT!! i heart u brownie

Dude, come on, we all look at the same internet.

on a tshirt plz

i heard a rumor that tiki barber shot him and plax is keeping it a secret so he wont embarrass ronde can anyone confirm/deny

plaxico's wife is a lawyer -- wtf

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12112008/news/regionalnews/plaxs_naked_bootleg_143691.htm
so he's also a lousy tipper, and a drunk, who eats with his hands and wears sweatpants to a nightclub. is it too soon to just start referring to him as an aspie?

i endow upon plax the title "the jon williams of football"

plaxico banned me from the noiseboard so yes that's a fitting moniker

Just saw he's now being sued for an auto accident in FL in which he'd let his insurance expire. LULZ

yeah, this fuckin guy basically

2 yrs btw

derrick ward's sweater!

yeah, that fuckin giraffe polo sweater!

it's the best thing anyone's ever worn (preface with yo i'm gonna let you finish etc)