jason elam has authored two spy novels called 'MONDAY NIGHT JIHAD' and 'BLOWN COVERAGE'

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lollll holy shit

http://www.mondaynightjihad.com/book_mondaynightjihad.asp

http://www.mondaynightjihad.com/book_blowncoverage.asp

cankles, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha what the fuck

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

loool

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

oh for fuck's sake

horseshoe, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

lol have you guys ever read Double Reverse by tim green??

Ex-pro-football player Green, author of the nonfiction NFL expos? The Dark Side of Paradise, sets his fifth novel in the high-stakes world of NFL football. The cast of characters in this fast-paced thriller says it all: Angel Cassidy, a Hollywood playgirl out for kicks up until her grisly end; Conrad Dobbins, a shady pro sports agent; African-American Trane Jones, Dobbins's one big client, the key figure in a lucrative campaign for a new athletic shoe; Kurt Lunden, the scheming shoe manufacturer; Clark Cromwell, a born-again NFL journeyman; and a couple of stoned killers who like nothing better than racking up a large body count. When Trane is accused of Angel's murder, Madison McCallAace trial lawyer, athletics agent and familiar from her appearance in previous Green novelsAtakes on his defense, though she disapproves of his brutal treatment of women. Meanwhile, Trane is capitalizing on his notoriety in TV ads ("Zeus Shoes... they're killer") and sales go through the roof. The sudden appearance of a videotape clears Trane, and suspicion falls on his teammate, Clark Cromwell, who once had a relationship with Angel, too. Readers will probably not be surprised that good-hearted (to the point of goofiness) Clark is being framed.

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

tell me im not the only one who has downloaded the first chapter pdf

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

50 yd+ lolz

bnw, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

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the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

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the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

what does "the real Jesus" mean?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

i like how riley's convington's special ops training is so ingrained that he does that "waking up just before the alarm clock goes off" thing

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

"way soft"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

that is a lot of time dedicated to his mattress and its settings

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Monday-Night-Jihad-Covington-Thriller/dp/141431731X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229468270&sr=8-1

the first five of you to email me your address (allyzay @ gmail . com please) will receive this for christmas.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

nowhere else is winter like it is in colorado

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

i'm not even kidding -- i will go without booze + blow + whores for a weekend to provide you all this service.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

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the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

sent

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

"whey"?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

it's a supplement

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit lmbo

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

btw id like to express my express my disappointment that i will not be able to use MONDAY NIGHT JIHAD as the title of my upcoming unauthorized biography about tony kornheiser

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

i have purchased the first gift copy already -- book club assignment!

btw also this:

Alex: now i would like to read tony romo's book about four sassy single 30-somethings who still find themselves with boy troubles between shopping adventures

is basically the truth!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

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the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

four sassy single 30-somethings

romo, owens, witten, (?)

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

and his mom kept feeding him lemon

soup kitchen electro (omar little), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

Jason Elam is a big believer in "writing what you know."

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

colorado springs

goole, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

i think the fourth one is samantha

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/manning-dallas.jpg%3Ft%3D1229473752

the swedish schefter (daria-g), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

damn

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/manning-dallas.jpg

the swedish schefter (daria-g), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

romo, owens, witten, (?)

pacman?

the swedish schefter (daria-g), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

what the real jesus is this all about

"PFL" lol

the jef (jeff hostetler ha ha) (brownie), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

i nominate zach thomas as the soulja boying wingman

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

"Having competed against Jason Elam for a number of years on the football field I've gotten to know him as a talented kicker and a great person. He has stretched that description to include talented writer. I found Monday Night Jihad to be not only interesting, but very thought provoking. It made me examine not only my thoughts about football but also caused me to look at how I view life and people around me."
Tony Dungy
Head Coach of the Indianapolis Colts

the swedish schefter (daria-g), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

=0 at all this.

josephcharles, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

"Riley's brain knew Tim was right."

Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

time out.

riley covington? methinks mr. elam spends a little too much time watching sec football and meditating on the real jesus.

NOBODY FUCKS W/ THE REAL JESUS!

dios mio, maign.

j.q higgins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

schef, i don't know if the elam book arrived because i've been outta town for 10 days but i will read it and send it on to the next person in the ilnfl queue.

my fingers is a jellyfish (omar little), Monday, 29 December 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

<3

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 29 December 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

And I thought my NaNoWriMo entry was shit...

snoball, Monday, 29 December 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

um, guys...?

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Rough-and-Tumble/Mark-Bavaro/e/9780312375744/?itm=14

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 January 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

also did u guys know that the barber brothers have authored like FIVE children's books?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 January 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/soaking-in-sklar/

click the second clip

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 19 November 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

*first clip

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 19 November 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

lol i eat a shake like that

goole, Saturday, 19 November 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

no powders or shit like that tho

goole, Saturday, 19 November 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)


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