2008 Dallas Cowboys post-season recap [serious posts only please]

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Whoops.

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C-L otm. i recall seeing that on tv and thinking omg what a great gif that would make

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why is tony romo such a pussy i still dont get it can someone clear this up for me

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dallas cowboys why are you so bad and hated

haha I'M ACTUALLY FINE (I DIED) works as a post in this thread

here is my suggestion as to where the cowboys should consider playing next season

http://www.womensfootballcentral.com/

It's full contact so the Cowboys are out.

its tough being a cowboys nowadays

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never been happier for donovan mcnabb

Tony Romo crying was like the highlight of my day.

^^the look on westbrook's face really pushes that picture over the top

otm

my rankings from yesterday

1) tony romo crying
2) favre's floating int + mangini's subsequent "what the FUCK"
3) pats miss playoffs

that mcnabb dance was def one of my highlights

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the "happy holidays" is cracking me up imo

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"He was like, 'Why you guys didn't have that fire last night!' You should've showed that much heart last night!' So the next thing you know I'm just ripping that sign off of him," James said.

Love the people who have the motivation to make their own sandwich board signs.

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;D

Someone on the Giants’ conference call asked Manning if he planned to go to San Diego to watch his brother Peyton play for the Indianapolis Colts against the Chargers in the first round. “No, no, no plans,” Manning said. As an afterthought, Manning added: “My plans to Cabo fell through, so I am going to sit here. That is a joke, by the way.”

hahahahahaha eli <3

pie in the face gif is killing me. I just watched it cycle about 8 times and lol'ed at all of them.

aw lil' tashard choice

this was posted already somewhere, right?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20249277,00.html

Moments after the Dallas Cowboys suffered a season-ending loss to the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday night, quarterback Tony Romo collapsed in the shower, creating a frantic scene in the locker room.

"Shocked" players started yelling for help and pushing back reporters after Romo suddenly fell, likely due to a rib injury incurred late in the game, reports Monday's Dallas Morning News.

A stretcher was brought in by the medical team, but Romo was helped to his feet and able to walk into the training room.

When asked about the incident later, Romo, 28, told the paper, "Um, you know, I was just a little banged up, I guess."

He added: "I've got to play better. The team's got to play better. We didn't play good this December. That's obviously the story."

Romo's girlfriend Jessica Simpson "rushed to his side as soon as she found out that Tony got hurt," according to a source close to the singer.

a "fainting spell" apparently

she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

"I share your frustrations. But where we differ is I wouldn't go to anybody's job, especially not up here with 300-pound guys, trying to tell them what they didn't do right."

-THAT'S marvelous!

"Romo's girlfriend Jessica Simpson "rushed to his side as soon as she found out that Tony got hurt," according to a source close to the singer."

Wow, she was in Philly, at the game. Very brave.

so were her PR people to make sure everybody knew about it. ugh

also i just wanted to post this again
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CAW CAW

if you watch that clip live one of the dudes grabs his shoulder and is like "donovan, please, no"

Deep fissures remain amongst Dallas' biggest names, personalities, and players with Wade Phillips basically intimating that he had to have a come-to-Jesus intervention with Jason Witten, T.O. and Tony Romo before Philly. Cowboys cornerback Terence Newman encapsulated all of this angst, somewhat unintentionally Monday, when talking about lack of accountability in this locker room. "It is like the problem when you had the anonymous player saying all that stuff," he said. "They are a coward, you know, and that kind of stuff ruined this season." Let that sink in: A bigtime Cowboy called another bigtime Cowboy, and Witten specifically -- if locker room rumblings about the identity of "the snitch" are to be believed -- a coward.

god every team in the nfl has turned into a fucking lifetime movie.

oh, the drama

Sources: Dallas Cowboys often tardy, undisciplined in '08

The team charter left late for road games five times this season because players were late to the airport according to three sources. The total represented more than half of the eight regular season away games. Sources declined to name the late players. The Philadelphia trip was delayed by more than an hour.

Sources said players lost respect for defensive coordinator Brian Stewart, who came across more as a player than a coach and made what they termed questionable play-calling.

Romo, sources said, often forced throws in practice and often did not treat practice work consistently. The quarterback's practice habits were so bad, sources said, that they affected the way he played in games and could have factored into the offense's problems.

SIT DOWN ROMO

joy throughout the nfl

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DALLAS (AP) - The first time Michael Irvin watched "American Idol," he loved the concept of giving undiscovered singers the chance to become stars. Now Irvin is doing the same for NFL wannabes.

The Hall of Fame receiver is launching a reality TV show in which 12 "football neophytes" will compete for an impressive grand prize: a spot on the Dallas Cowboys' training camp roster.

Would view?

whoever wins that is gonna get raped so hard in training camp

i assume you mean that sexually because have you seen the cowboys when they're on the field recently?

also i have an exclusive picture of the first contestant on this show:

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oh yes i meant that quite literally, like that prison laundry room shit in american me

lolllllllll american me

ejo would probably demolish anyone on the cowboys

Your qb was a beautiful woman. She made me feel proud. She was 28 years old. Raped... by linebackers. After it happened, we never talked about it. Then we got married and we tried to forget. When you were born, I tried to love you. But every time I looked at you, I wondered who your real father was. I wondered which linebacker's blood you carried inside of you.

!!

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according to some there was a freestyle where he rhymes "romo" with "homo" but it's gone now ;_;

furthermore

http://slowbreaker.com/pages/landing/?Get-Cha-Popcorn-Ready-TO-to-get-own-Real=1&blockID=37413&feedID=2233

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson's birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.)

"She canceled her party because of this," the source tells Us. "She's doing OK."

"Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!" she wrote on her Twitter page Saturday.

Later, she wrote: "Everyone needs to know that hope floats...grab the strings and pull it back to you... Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace."

Cowboys in the playoffs, calling it now!

And losing in round 1 as usual XD

both schefter and eisen have twittered sexist comments about ms. simpson already. it's as if i never stopped having the nfln.

i forgot how amazing this sunday was

this shouldve been a poll

1) tony romo crying
2) favre's floating int + mangini's subsequent "what the FUCK"
3) pats miss playoffs

you guys realize how much more wonderful this season could be, like i am imagining favre in lambeau against the pack and i'm *hopping back and forth from one leg to the other*

as much as i am licking my chops over favre turning his back on the packers to play for the vikings in lambeau - and believe me this is literally my most anticipated impending event in all of sports - it kind of sucks that his enduring legacy won't be ruining the jets season with the no look audible interception

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lol the happy holidays really does cap it off

SECOND QUARTER
TD 12:16 Donovan McNabb 1 Yd Run (David Akers Kick) 3 10
TD 02:03 Correll Buckhalter 4 Yd Pass From Donovan McNabb (David Akers Kick) 3 17
TD 00:13 Brent Celek 1 Yd Pass From Donovan McNabb (David Akers Kick) 3 24
FG 00:00 David Akers 50 Yd 3 27
THIRD QUARTER DAL PHI
TD 11:23 Chris Clemons 73 Yd Fumble Return (David Akers Kick) 3 34
TD 08:11 Joselio Hanson 96 Yd Fumble Return (David Akers Kick) 3 41
FG 06:04 David Akers 41 Yd 3 44

i really do think that favre's audible INT is the worst singular play of the decade in any sport

wow this thread is like sunshine in a bottle!

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"Barbie Party didn't happen" is a great screen name

i really do think that favre's audible INT is the worst singular play of the decade in any sport

― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

Which one of Favre's 10 billion no-look audible INTs are you talking about?

This one?

Oh wait; that wasn't an audible.

The one where he told the #2 WR to run the fade in the end zone by making a fade gesture w/ his hand and then threw the ball into the CB?

the one against the dolphins in week 17 where he functionally handed the ball off to the cb

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Worst play of the decade? It looked to me like it was a good hot route throw and #83 just half-assed trying to catch it.

i know he was more of a journeyman but his inclusion once on the cowboy's roster makes this relevant to my interests:
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Look at Nate Newton!

i really do think that favre's audible INT is the worst singular play of the decade in any sport
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:39 AM (3 days ago)

Which one of Favre's 10 billion no-look audible INTs are you talking about?

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, July 17, 2009 12:17 AM (1 year ago)

little did we know that the best favre INT of all was yet to happen..

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old news I guess but I just saw the follow-up to it ("I've taken a lot of ribbing since I became a spokesman for Extenze")...lol/wtf

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