Howie Long is Calling You a Fag: Your Conference Championships 2009 Picks and Discussion

Iggles @ Redbirds: 3PM ET, FOX
Blackbirds @ Stillers, 6:30 PM ET, CBS

the headline of this is disappointing

Really? I worked really hard on it :\

schef is mocking yr man step

love how the game in Arizona has the early start

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9067132/Sources:-Colts-coach-Dungy-is-stepping-down

u_u

more time to gay bash his family

yeah i might just delete this and start over guys -- there were a lot of hilarious variations on howie long sayin insulting things on the last thread and this is just really D- here. :\

i accept the decision of the council

I second the motion on the floor

guys i worked hard on this theory: there was an eric mangini CONSPIRACY to throw the jets-fins game so he could bail on the jets, get the job in cleveland, AND knock the pats out of the playoffs

CONSPIRACY!!!!!

also: iggles, stillers (though i am kinda rooting for loltimore)

http://rossandjonusetheinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/perfect_storm_1.jpg

Fox's McCarver, Buck, Aikman Got US Marshals Escort From Games
By Zachary Roth - January 12, 2009, 12:52PM

Baseball may be our national pastime -- and football our real national game -- but that doesn't mean taxpayers should be paying to make it easier for Fox Sports' announcer team to get away from the stadium more easily.

A new report by the Justice Department's inspector general finds that a lawyer for the U.S. Marshals Service arranged for the Marshals Service to provide a private escort for the limousines of Fox's star broadcasters, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, after two World Series games at Fenway Park in 2007.

The report also found that the lawyer, Joseph Band, had arranged for a US Marshals escort for Buck and colleague Troy Aikman, the former Cowboys star, after a January 2008 NFL playoff game in Tampa.

Band was working as a paid statistician for Fox Sports at the time.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/01/foxs_mccarver_buck_aikman_got_us_marshals_escort_f.php

Would've gone with BIRD BOWL '09, but what do i know.
picking Baltimore and Eagles.

Angry Whopper reviews are coming in:

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2009/01/05/angry-whopper/

Angry Whopper vs angry dragon

"...the pepper jack cheese produced jack shit in terms of spiciness."

I accept this response and give it an A+

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20090108_Shaggy_Eagles_fans_let_it_grow.html

cross-posted for maximum lolz.

bird bowl ftw

dear arizona I am rooting for super football cardinals why because they look intersting

w/ availability only to az residents tix sold out in 6 minutes~~

so I was trying to find out if anyone called other teams by "football _____" eg "baltimore football ravens" and I think I found howie long's website

GAYNESS IN NFL TEAMS

back in the day, before there was blogger & deadspin, ppl had to actually put up their own websites to get this kind of information out there

lol most of that is exactly what ilnfl has talked abt this season btwn m-f

No one is scared of dolphins, they are cute and loveable and hence GAY AS THE RAIN.

does your truck love judy garland, i bet it does, you fucking gaywad - howie long

^^site blew it by not having the chicago BEARS in the top ten gay teams and having the VIKINGS in the top ten least gay imo

how gay is rain?

yeah i've never heard that expression, but i kind of like it.

the gayness of rain seems to depend on how out of doors and possessed of a functioning umbrella you are

is dungy quitting to get a job in the obama adminstration y/n?

now he will invent the cover two health plan

Eagles v. Steelers

is dungy quitting to get a job in the obama adminstration y/n?

The gay-hating minster position has already been filled, thanks.

now he will invent the cover two health plan

:D

guys, does mcnabb know there is NOT a tie in the playoffs?

:D

gay football guys weblogo is VERY VERY GAY
http://www.dinosaurlightning.com/logobw.jpg

Cards, Ravens

^challenging opinion

iggles/stillers

Eagles/Cards: This has to be one of the most bizarre championship games in recent memory. My question is whether or not the Cards defense is going to continue to show up and play really well. If they do Philadelphia is going to have a lot of trouble moving the ball (their drive charts from the playoffs are pretty horrifying) and I like the Cards at home.

Steelers/Ravens: As much as I hate to admit it, the Steelers are pretty clearly a better team and should win at home.

I do not know why, but I want to see the Cardinals and the Ravens play in the Super Bowl. Maybe just for the guarantee that either Matt Leinart or Kyle Boller will be able to call themselves Super Bowl Champions.

I want that because the Eagles and Steelers are boring as hell.

^^ Lies.

1. The Miami Football Dolphins - HAHAHA what a bunch of GAYLORDS!

this... this is writing.

also let it be known that i volunteered 'arizona uber alles' as this week's thread title

Adam Schefter, I find this article highly speculative and dumb:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/01/13/tomlin-saved-his-job-with-win-over-chargers/

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/hey-thats-a-nice-truck-for-a-woman.html

I’ll bet it plays your Jonas Brothers CDs pretty loud while I’m fucking your wife.

So my brother, who lives down the block from me in NY, had his Eagles floor mat stolen from in front of his apartment (after the Giants game). So he wrote a letter on his front door. It's since been taken down (and his mat was recovered by the super), so I don't have the exact quote. But at one point it goes, "Whoever stole my mat; I know, it is very sad losing a game. And you were probably very frustrated. So please return it. I'll even concede that the Giants are a better team than the Eagles, even though we beat your team's ass 23-11. Bitch."

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/3103804597_41c05f1b21.jpg?v=0 check this dog out btw everyone

@ painting^ xp

WAHT

a-ha, mentalist guy is indeed australian, i was right! figured he couldn't be american, but not britishes either.

loool he switched the paintingz

ok this movie with the murder atm seriously

this beardo dad has got to be behind it all right

or maybe the art consultant

more like the JUDGEmentalist, damn.

"care to comment on that?!"

aggravated manslaughter at best

lol dar1a i think he heard your comment with his mental powers

not quite up to csi caruso standards but pretty nice overall

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nfl-wire1.gif

that was a subpar episode imo but it had that hilarious line drawing painting

omg bono today at obamastock ad libbed over some shitty u2 song "dr king had a dream... on tuesday that dream comes true"

this is the most retarded inaugeration in history

dr king if he came back to life today would be like "gtfo" if you told him the cardinals were in the super bowl

btw just saw george lucas singing along to pete seeger and bruce springsteen in the crowd

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/839/slide_839_14899_large.jpg

beyonce and teh baws both brought along lameo sidekicks to make themselves look cooler

that picture is 100% love

Kevin Bacon in Animal House, lookin' out for The Boss.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/832/slide_832_14803_large.jpg

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/832/slide_832_14807_large.jpg

r.i.p. bird bowl, heaven needed an avian-themed finale

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― ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ (cankles), Sunday, January 18, 2009 11:32 PM

lmao

"i mean yah it is a 'legal hit' i guess but i'm gettin kind of sick of safety killshots tbh"

Nah, safety killshots are a big part of the game. The Cards will see that on film and think twice about running rampant across the middle. I have no problem at all with that. Go watch tennis if you're sick of it.

Mcgahee is fine, btw.

The ESPN story called it a "helmet to helmet hit," but Clark was leading with his shoulder. Dude'll probably get scapegoated for a big fine.

"Go watch tennis if you're sick of it"

as someone who flipped to the australian open after the first quarter or so of this game, i take offense to this!

Please don't, I'm a big tennis fan too.

Either Skip Bayless or Kordell Stewart just called Larry Fitzgerald "Tecmo Bowl" Fitzgerald.

I think we should make it our mission to establish this as his nickname.

TECMO IS AT IT AGAIN!

http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/ee/a9/128737/original_image.gif

aw ;_;

hey guys can someone offer me an explanation for this season?

did y'all see how sad donovan was at the end of the game yesterday. :( i want to get excited about the cardinals but i hate kurt warner so much.

i mean i know tom brady died; is that the whole explanation?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/24/003_ANYGIVEAOS~Any-Given-Sunday-Posters.jpg

there are those who say that on his deathbed tom brady summoned the demon al davis to place a curse on the whole league

a curse that can only be broken by a quarterback who is truly pure of heart & soul

how is that quarterback not donovan mcnabb? if it's warner then i just do not want to live in this nfl.

i mean i know tom brady died; is that the whole explanation?

― horseshoe, Monday, January 19, 2009 2:23 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u did not appreciate him while he was alive rip

haha that's true. i like him better than kurt warner. i'm sorry i never made that clear before. I'M SORRY!

horseshoe otm xxp

also donovan ;_; makes me ;_;

fuck this game, fuck kurt warner, fuck that dumb logo, fuck these stupid bandwagon fans who wouldn't even BUY TIX TO THE GAME TWO WEEKS AGO, etc you can keep extrapolating from here i feel

you see what happens to NFL after tom brady dies? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

― NFL RUNOFF miss u plaxico (daria-g), Sunday, January 18, 2009 9:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

have now read this entire thread; actual lols @

i think that when ayers misses a kick, he should point downwards, to hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, January 18, 2009 3:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v444/72/104/71101469/n71101469_31831819_5630.jpg

The ESPN story called it a "helmet to helmet hit," but Clark was leading with his shoulder. Dude'll probably get scapegoated for a big fine.

― WmC, Monday, January 19, 2009 9:22 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It absolutely was helmet-to-helmet, they showed a slo-mo reverse angle that showed the point of Clark's helmet knocking McGahee's head back as the first point of contact before his shoulder came in and knocked his body flat.

Apples and oranges, though.

still no response from howie long's agent btw

http://acapella.harmony-central.com/archive/index.php/t-1108992.html