OFFICIAL ILNFL ANGRY WHOPPER LIVEBLOG THREAD

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I almost overdrew my checking account for this thing so it better be worth it

I have not been to a burger king in a while, but I see that they recently changed their fry+drink size names from medium/large/king-size to small/medium/large, which I heartily approve of

argh, I was hoping that "angry sauce" would replace mayo, but NO SUCH LUCK. hopefully the anger caused by this fact puts me in the proper state of mind to enjoy the burger.

office bro was going on a burger king run a couple of nights ago and I said I wanted to see about this "angry whopper" and he just shook his head, no, no you don't

"angry onion rings" very sparse and more like "angry onion arcs"; even if I put them all together I doubt I'd have 360 degrees worth

so far the only thing of significant spiciness is the jalapenos. "angry sauce" appears to be slightly spicy ketchup? :/

also I think they just gave me plain old swiss cheese, cuz it definitely doesn't look like the cheese in the picture.

have resorted to pouring texas pete all over it in an effort to increase levels of angriness

okay that seemed to work alright

IN CONCLUSION:

well, that was disappointing. I've had angrier burgers at church picnics. one good thing to come out of all this tho: I have decided to put texas pete on all my burgerz from now on because that shit is mad-tasty

urf

starting to regret this decision

good thread, i support more food liveblogging on ilnfl esp during the offseason

have resorted to pouring texas pete all over it in an effort to increase levels of angriness

this is exactly how I start each day.

wouldn't that break your keyboard tom

urgh why did I have to do this while there's a stomach bug going around

really really do not want to puke up an Angry Whopper™

haha i heartily endorse this thread

thumbs down on including mayo on this mf, unless it's angry mayo

i think that plain mayo has to significantly tone down the angry -- major misstep.

hahahahaha thank you for doing this, bernard snowy!

bernard sup man did you puke up your Angry Whopper™ or what

thanks for doing this dude. the angry whopper is something i would normally try once for anthropological purposes but i read "55g of fat" and could not do it. you have gotten me close enough to the truth.

hahahahaha thank you for doing this, bernard snowy!

― horseshoe, Saturday, January 17, 2009 6:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ditto kudos :)

bernard sup man did you puke up your Angry Whopper™ or what

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Monday, January 19, 2009 3:09 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is the chees any different? it looks vaguely pepperjack-y in that pic

it's supposed to be pepperjack, according to the aggro commercials.

It's hard to believe the angry whopper could be more disappointing than the cleveland browns but there it is

i think this whopper is filled more with resentment than anger which doesn't appeal to me

Sour Whopper didn't test well.

apoplectic whopper

The Pissy Whopper didn't do well with focus groups.

so is this whopper so angry they have to keep it behind bars until you're ready to eat it?

http://computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9126098

christ now you can send people angry whopper-grams (from that article ^)

http://www.angry-gram.com